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Show "POSTPONED PROSPERITY WORSE THAN THE ITCH." That Is What Uncle Ike Says. Dear Editor: Do you know when we are going to get Prosperity? Pros-perity? I didn't care so much about it when I had a job, but I lost my job last week, and being without a job or Prosperity either, makes" a fellow fel-low kind of sore. I don't know much about Prosperity myself, but Uncle Ike says it is Prosperity when a man can make a living and be out of jail at one and the same time. Uncle Ike don't look like much, and he chaws tobacco, but he knows all about lots of things. I asked him when we was going to get Prosperity, and he said to ask the editors. He reads a paper every day. |