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Show THE REAL NEED. S "Why not a school for teaching 9 novel-writing?" Herald. ' M When everybody's writing 9 Novels by the score, 19 Why attempt to teaoh them 'M How to grind out more? M I'm strong myself on stories, , , R It isn't hard to tell 'em, jH But I'd like to find a college ' H That will teach me how to sell 'em. ' S Town Topics. 1 M & & l The Irish are scarcely less noted for i H their gallantry than for their wit, and H an example of this virtue Is found in ! fl the case of an Irish judge who pre- H sided at a trial in which the plaintiffs ' ' were a lady and her daughter. i 9 In summing up the case, the judge ' H thus gallantly began: H 'Gentlemen of the jury: Every- t jH thing in this case seems plain ex- fl cept Mrs. O'Toole and her charming i fl laughter." Youth's Companion. 9 "Mr. Nlles," said the parsimonious ' jfl landlady, "will you have some cereal B coffee?" J fl "No, thanks, madam, I prefer mine ( nil at once." What to Eat. & & i Street No, Frank is not a bad sort; 9 but there is a blot on his 'scutcheon-- 9 parents never married, you know. j 9 Lane Oh, I see; he doesn't bear j 9 the union label. Town Topics. 9 it 9 Mrs. Benham Do you think a Mor- 9 mon who has ten wives can be really 9 happy? 9 Benham Well, he has ton chances 9 to my one. Town Topics. 9 Bjinks Time runs on, eh? Now, J 9 what makes Time run on? 'j 9 Bjuuks The spur of the moment. j 9 I s'pose. Houston Chronicle. j I I I 1 I |