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Show Ogden town has a mayor who, albeit somewhat erratic, is a -very polished gentleman. He re- cently sent a message to the council decked in language so lurid .that the doors and windows had to be opened. Bill's refinement is so delicate that' it could be used for" breaking bowlders in a stone quarry. fcj t V An article in a contemporary, indicted by Honorable Hon-orable Perry Heath, on "Civil Service Reform," would be a valuable contribution to current literature. liter-ature. fc 1 tJ J 3 Kaiser Wilhelm will doubtless feel greatly chagrined cha-grined if W. J. Bryan does not favor him with a visit, as he did King Edward, and give him some profound advice as to how to conduct the affairs af-fairs of his empire. If Mr. Bryan shows partiality partial-ity towards any of the European monarchs, it is feared that international complications will arise. 2fr tv 5 If Mark Hanna does not cease declining tho Presidential nomination every day or two, the long-suffering citizens are liable to arise as one man and force the Presidency upon 'him out of pure cussedness. |