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Show 'W'Bsr1 ihJHbsCSjbt - an iiSSSM3BMsWK3BMMBWBBMsiw s MARY'S DRUM Mniy had a low-neck dress which fitted to perfection, and' woro if ovorywhero I guess, against her Ma's objbetion..... Sho also had an nnlp-car, wliich likoly niSade hor dizzy she couldn't seem to go nowhar, without the doggone Hzzy. Sho motored thru the chill night air, without regard to sea-ton sea-ton She didn't hrtye" no hrains'to spate, arjd n6ver stopped to reason At last she got a sneezo nn'.cpugh hjch driv hor to a frenzy, Tho doctor which they called right off, pronounced pro-nounced it influenzy! ! N Tlioy put her in her little bed, while pnngs of anguish filled fill-ed her. The. bast6d germs' flew to hor head, and mighty pear-iy pear-iy killed her.'. .But stillth doctor lingered near, until ho got 'om busted, and Mary's dow-ncck dress, I hear, has mafre him plumb disgusted. And ?now, whon 'Mary's out at night, her foliar-bone is hidden, and-Wttlc Mary doth delight to do as sho is bidden. v" ,r' KMTLESS WAVES Tell mo not in hopefrjr numbers, life is saved by drinkin' "Jake" for the man is dead that slumbers in a jag from moonshine make.... rLJft drinks don't improve, tho system Nenrbeer ain't no bosom friends Them old high-balls how we've missed 'em, spike with bar-keep's favorite blond I. Now, I front the soda-founlain, somehow, can't suppress the winks, when my thirst could climb a mountain, I abhor them fuzzy drinks. Not enjoyment, and not sorrow, follors in their luckless wake. Man can't steal, or beg, or borrow snifters like he used to take! . . . .Liko a dose of aqim-fortis, home-made licker finds rlio spot but the fits, an' rigor-raortis I would jes' as soon bo shot! Saw it lately in tho papor, feller mado a jug of 'hootch". When ho wont up in a vapor, neighbors said it beat tho Dutch Then, it said, another duffer, tryin' out his private make, - awful how it made him suffer, knocked him colder than a snnko! Lot us, then, bo np and doin', with a heart that ne'er forgets Ain't no suds that's" wnrth tho brewin' sence the drys kerfllopped the wets Lot us nlways all remember that tho people has tho say. Law is law in June, December, or in March, so lot's obey. |
