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Show DAFFYNITIONS - i 4 Ituniba: A dance where the front of ou goes along nice and smooth like a Cadillac and the back of you makes like a Jeep. ' Diplomat: A man who, on surprising a lady bathing, says, "I beg your pardon, sir." Professor: A text book wired tor sound. Better: What every glil should know. A moron: A fellow who wrln kles his brow reading comic books. Reform School: Brat trap. Woman: A thing of beauty and u Jaw forever. Man: 'A creature who buys a football ticket three monthb in advance and waits till Christ mas Eve to do his gift shopping. Ant: A busy Insect which still rinds time to go on picnics. Blotter: Something you look for while the Ink dries. Marriage: An attempt to change a night owl into a homing pigeon, A good storyteller: A person who has a joo'd memory and hope other people haven't. |