Show OVER Daddy Estes Is Man of the Year By H. I. Phillips 1 ESTES KEFAUVER SENATOR has been named the Father of the But there will be no number Heart Belongs to from the Adonis-Costello-Erickson-Anastasia The former head of the Senate Anti-Crime Committee was chosen unanimously by the American Father's Day Ignoring the remark from boys and upon whom he cracked t ir book If Estes Is the Father of the Tobey is the We understand Frank Costello will not send Estes Comments looked for from certain Joe Kefauver kept telling me was not your cereal or popper l Ail I can say la that I'm not In this hoose-gow because anybody on that committee told me I would be put to bed without supper as bad little boy if I didn't Virginia will mean another Investigation and I Just want to say 1 had nothing to do with calling him dunno about the Father of but they certainly tried to make ne the This naming of Senator Kefauver can wreck the American home Every father in the land who would like to te named a Father of the Year some day may get it into his head that he must first start a probe into underworld This could result in a lot of unfortunate wanna be a Father of the we can hear mothers everywhere gwan out and look into the numbers racket and general gambling And see if you can find out how Reles got out of that win dow with six cops guarding In the public mind father has been thought or as an pipe genial old paddling around In slippers and making no trouble for It has pictured him sitting with the kids on his knee not with dead-end kids on the It has Imagined his rushing not to the and as putting more emphasis on your cereal If you want to grow up not yes or The whole business of tapping Father's Day men puzzles The committee didn't Just name an all-around Father of They took in more Tallulah Bankhead got named Favorite for purposes of nonsense and Faye Emerson got a Phil Robert Bob Hope and Henry Ford II were given Even Sir Gladwyn Jebb and Henderson got Into the In unexplained way General Douglas Mac-Arthur was left although millions who saw the MacArthur and their fine-looking son in the many parades and receptions voted him the Daddy of the Season weeks see There may be protests of the Kefauver We know a guy who has 11 children and whose wife just had He is having trouble keeping out of the he only gets 40 a the outdoor aerial just blew his butcher has upped the prices on the tough he has to run his own home diaper three of the kids mumps and he doesn't feel too well He insists he rates a photo |