Show Lazy Actor John Barrymore was in San Francisco on the morning of the He was thrown out of bed by one of the spun around on the floor and left gasping in a he got to his feet and rushed for a where he stayed all that Next day he ventured A with a bayonet on his captured Barrymore and compelled him to pile bricks for two Barrymore was telling his terrible experience in the Lambs' Club in New com Augustus the took a convulsion of nature to make Jack take a and the United States Army to make him go to Reason for Applause Actor delightfully cold We're sure to get some good applause today from the unreserved parts of the while they're getting their hands and feet Cash on the Brain is your chief I didn't know you had This Cured Him used to snore so loud I'd wake but I cured I sleep in the next room makes you so Is your conscience troubling it's my winter Paradox notice that you smoke your cigarette That's because I smoke em Can't Borrow Shelves A visitor to Mark Twain's home commented upon the abundance of and the rather limited accommodations for agreed a bit but it's so difficult to get friends to loan you sea Down the Hatch The doctor was examining a naval hospital orderly for advancement in would you do if the captain fainted on the him warbled the aspiring asked the him two returned the man |