Show w Money-Currency OVER or 1 1 By H. I. PHILLIPS a across an item saying plan to work overtime new one-dollar d by the country to re-out currency and I guess No doUar has last-ugh to get worn out in 1 the last 10 It round long enough to tog or If there need of oils it must be because confetti 1 Jon are to It by o many dollar bills are thrown W be millions or them beneath subway grat-Id clothes and under was a time when d be recovered but bother to pick up a f Suit wm them out of pants davs- They clean and return them You can drop bill on the street e and nobody will P. as it worth to last year or two a dollar used as a tip in the but the waiters not accept them any movie houses want any I Bring a dollar to J see what you i dark corner ago and they are lu have to use at least five-dollar greenbacks to arouse the Interest of a The fellow who used to attract attention by lighting a cigar with a dollar bill is In a complete A dollar goes so fast In all other ways that he would just be accused of Where do you bureau of engraving spend your spare Don't you ever get around and learn the facts of American economic I am surprised that Harry Truman and the Democratic party permit you to threaten the country with more dollar It wiil cost the party a lot of And the support of kids who will become voters later Is being as nothing la looked upon with more contempt by them than a dollar in any shape or Give a kid a dollar today for going yards to the drugstore and he will cut you down the look that I know a kid who left home because he helped dry the dishes and his mother only gave bin three a gold a movie projector and two quarts of Ice So yourself and forget about printing more dollars P S What are you quoting on trade-in allowance on a few old dollar bills which 1 just found on the floor of a grocery and not would bother even the clerks Would 10 cents be too much are in good condition Calls for Help Are Just Wolves Because Life Guards Are All Pretty Girls N. all the distress calls at the near-by Croton Point park beach were the drowning toll would be But mostly the calls for help are simply the baying of The explanation is All the lifeguards at Croton are young pretty shapely According to the American Red It Is the only public swimming place in the country with an all-female lifeguard of the 20 yelling for I'd say 1 were says Irene 17 year old chief It's not Just the boys who try to get us to come out after Married man and middle aged men try the same The eight girl who range In age from 16 to have learned to distinguish between the fakers and those really in The it make too much noise about going under But now and then a wolf cries too other day I was on duty in the said Trudie there was this fellow in the water kidding He said he was drowning and then he turned and he said he had a I stop and when I looked around he wasn't He had gone I rowed over and pulled |