Show Just to Be Sure Two expert pickpockets were strolling along the road together to ether Every now and then one of ot them would stop take out his watch and look at it it His companion began to get an an- noyed I 1 say Jim he said up with you Why dyer keep look look- ing at your ticker Aint it going or something Im not looking at it to see the time said the other Im looking at it to make sure that sure that its it's still its still there NO FOOLING 0 0 0 Ir B J Jf f Dealer This vase Is 19 over 2000 years old sir American Millionaire Oh yeah Dont Don't try to pull that stuff stull over on me Its It's only 1950 now Dad Had ad A Good Line Lino LineA LinoA A little boy who was late for Sunday Sunday Sunday Sun Sun- day school had to stand up before before before be be- fore the tho class and explain the reason reason rea rea- reason son for tor his tardiness I tried to go fishing he said but Daddy wouldn't let me Youre lucky to have a father like that the teacher remarked And I 1 suppose he be told you why you shouldn't go fishing today Yes maam ma'am the little boy boyan- boyan an an- He said there wasn't enough bait for tor both of us Naval Engagement Concerned about her husband inthe in inthe inthe the navy a young wife sent a note to her ber pastor It reached him as be he ascended the pulpit and read John Anderson having gone to tosea tosea tosea sea his wife desires the prayers of ot the congregation for his safety Looking over it hastily the minister minister minister mini mini- ster read aloud John Anderson having gone to see his wife desires the pra prayers ers of ot the con congregation for his safety Cause for Cor Mirth l I 1 dont don't want to complain cook said her mistress but that friend who comes to see you stays much too late I 1 couldn't get to sleep last night because cause of ot her laughter Im sorry maam ma'am replied the cook I 1 was telling her about that time you tried to make a cake No Trouble After rescuing a n fellow townsman townsman townsman towns towns- man from his burning home a grocer declared modestly Anyone Anyone Anyone Any one would have done the same thing He was a very good cus customer tomer REASON ENOUGH U You hit your husband with a chair Pray tell me mc why did you do it I did it sighed the lady because because be because cause I 1 could not lift the table Give Away Program The small son of ot a college faculty member trudged home from his first day at Sunday school and solemnly began emptying his pockets pockets pockets pock pock- ets of money quarters money quarters dimes nickels while nickels while his parents stood by gasping Finally his mother shrieked Where did you get all that money mon mono ey At Sunday school said the youngster got fiot bowls of ot it down there It Penalty for Cor Truth I What is the difference asked the teacher In arithmetic between one yard and two yards A fence fencel said Tommy Then Tommy sat on the ruler Ix times |