Show P 1 Notes of a New Yorker Yorker- Nazi the convicted Use lisa Koch monster who bragged that she used concentration camp victims vie vic the skin of has had tims to make lampshades her life term cut to four years Oh well they were very small lampshades This terrible woman made one ill when of the trial judges very she testified She admitted selecting select select- lug ing tattooed men for death in the gas chambers because their skin made interesting lampshades If IL she deserves only four years for butchery the butchery the least our can do is open every cell at Atlanta Leavenworth and Alcatraz where some GIs arc doing 20 years for merely striking an officer Hollywoods Hollywood's pet quip deals with Mrs Danny Kaye Fine whose lyrics made and kept Danny a star At Warners Warner's it appears appears appears ap ap- pears they are miffed with her alleging she acts as though she were Queen Liz When she phones they report she announces imperially imperially im ira This Is Sylvia Fine She phoned a cutter film and intoned intoned intoned in in- toned This is Sylvia Fine There was no answer for about 20 seconds seconds then then she said the matter matter are are you there This is Sylvia Fine Just a moment Miss Fine was the wonderful retort retort- I haven't finished owing bowing yet yet- Jules Levine relays the ono one about the woman who tried to return a pair of shoes to a swank Beverly Hills store patronized patronized pa pa- by movie stars and the elite These wont won't do she said I ul simply cant can't walk In them ul was the disdainful disdain disdain- ful mi reply u people eople who have to walk Valk do not shop here John n Edgar Hoovers Hoover's bronchial pneumonia was aggra aggravated va ted by worry and heartache caused by politicians politicians pol pol- attempting to have bave him fired Democrats and Republicans Republicans Republicans are joined in the scheme Herbert Hoover prevented his dismissal dis dis- dis missal a few weeks ago We Ve can certify to the Mans Man's loyalty He has had many chances to retire and accept jobs that at pay par ten times tunes his wage One offer to narrate a radio crime program was for As someone said Gratitude has the shortest memory News New Item The trial for Jar Hitler Hille and ad Eva Ella Braun Braura has again been V VIt post postponed ost- ost S 11 It seems as though we never will la out w whether ether Adolph was a IS Nazi or not Sounds In tho the Night At Lindy's As Maine goes so what At the Bagatelle I uI love you more than yesterday and less than to to- morrow orlow At the on Park Do Dont t expect him bim to pick pickup pickup pickup up the he his check check his arms arm's worn out from lifting lilting a all aU those drinks At the S Savannah vannah Now that Deweys Dewey's won all the polls all he has bas to do dois dois is win the election At Gilmore's Gil Gil- mores more's I uI dont don't have to get drunk to see snakes Not with the friends Ive I've got got- Item Ground was broken yesterday yes yes- for tor the permanent site o of the U. U N N. in New York To make it realistic they should've br broken a promise A senate colleague of Mr Truman's told a reporter Harry never had bad any troubles s until he be stepped into FDa's shoes You mean edited the scribe until l he lie e stepped out of them Quotation M l Helen Fraser She suffers from iron a him him- fer complex Bill Stern Why is s it called free speech when you consider the price Americans had to pay for it Anon Maybe the reason China stays at war ish is h that thit she sees what peace has done to lo the tiie rest of the world E E. Gardner My wife has a terrible memory she memory she remembers thing i J J. J W. W R Raper per A A every man picks a tire ilie sa anje way way a farmer farm farm- er picks an apple David Crown The best way way to hold a wife wile i is ofte often 4 e The other Sunday night this his reporter re reo re- re porter asked Cong Congo McDowell MCDowell- who is failure busy to probing deport Reds about Jh fhe he Ferenc Hitler a sacre ally accused of helping mas sacre millions of people i in 1 Europe Up to the time of c to press press there has been no from Mr McDowell reply now jailed at at- Ellis Island probably will be released the when cool of off has been There great pressure in hi the state department to to hush up the entire stench The examiner heard the testimony down a decision that recommending the warr warrant nt against b be dismissed But that for the decision is time being hidden bidden in Washington Washingto desk a desk because because hot bot to release i 16 Is toe toc right now noY |