Show d P A U 7 rUN r Io It J r- r r. r Y 2 i wj 1 In Fancy Only At a USO concert a very stout soprano was singing If I had the wings of a dove Id I'd fly fly fly- A rookie in the rear exclaimed Why that bird would need the wings of a bomber Cats my dear said the spin spin- ster I HI hate the very sight of them I had a sweet little canary and some cat got that I had a perfect parrot and some cat got that I had an adorable fiance once and and oh oh dont don't mention cats to tome tome in me e lie He Got Around your name the manager manager manager man man- ager asked the young lad applying for a job Ford uFord said the boy ts t's your first name Henry Henry Ford eh the manager smiled a pretty well- well known name huh Uh replied the boy It eIt should be Ive I've been delivering groceries in in this town for nearly five years Unanimous First First She's She's pretty as a picture Second Yeah Second Yeah Nice frame too 1 Y w Made l It Difficult A woman desiring some yarn to knit a sweater for her dog asked the clerk how to go about the knit knit- ting How big is the dog asked the salesgirl The womans woman's illustrations illustrations illustrations illus illus- were not very successful Maybe you'd better bring him himin himin himin in suggested the girl Oh HOh I cant can't do that said the woman Its HIts to be a surprise for him Hed He'd Forgotten Do Wile e Do you know what day it is Just 25 years ago we itc became engaged minded Absentminded Professor Professor didn't didn you remind me before dear Its It's high time that ue we got married Proved It John and Harry were lying down sunning themselves one summer day A farmer approaching said Ill uru give the laziest of you fellows a n dollar Harry yawning and never raising raising rais rais- ing ingan an eyelid said Just slip her herin herin herin in my pocket Tact is the art of making ones one's company feel at home when you wish they were Much Impressed Munhall Where Munhall-Where Where in the world did you get that black eye Jimmy Jimmy-I I went to a dance and was struck by the beauty of the place |