Show i w u s. s rv Notes of an Innocent Bystander I The Intelligentsia Sumner Welles Welles' Time of Decision a the Book Month special Is rated In Washington Washing Washing- ton and London as the most important rant tant book yet on the diplomatic history history his his- tory of this war and the diplomatic future of the world Look mag's color photo of was taken since his recent illness the illness the best of him yet And you cant can't retouch technIcolor technicolor color Anita Colby the darling of the Stork Morocco and Colony set who made the Powers girl i famous Is now feminine director of the Studios if you will their lorgnette Eth Barrymore Barry Barry- Barrymore more Is being booked for a lecture tour Her subject will be the highpoints high highpoints points In the life of thc they Barry Barry- mores A Soldiers Soldier's Letter to Mrs Luce In the Nation should be read by everybody A Waterbury Water Water- Waterbury bury editorialist complained about aNew a aNew New Yorkers Yorker's one unimportant error In the same edition the editorialists editorialist's own paper apologized for three of Its 1 own Hawl Hero Commando Kellys Kelly's fee and the from Zanuck were taxed Do Nothing Till You Sou Hear Dear From FromMe FromMe Me which was high on the Hit Parade only t a few broadcasts ago and has garnered a mint for Duke Ellington was written by Cootie Williams Dukes Duke's trumpet ex-trumpet genius Cootie peddled it to Ellington for 25 Its real name is Concerto Concerto Con certo for Cootie Rooms are so scarce In n navy-crowded navy Norfolk Va that Herb Fields and his band playing at the Palomar had to rent six motor cars to sleep in i The name Winchell appeared in the 1 Congressional Record long before the current one started worrying I those In Washington who have good reason to worry His name was Benj Winchell The oldest papers In the flies tiles of ot Congress relate to Ben and his son Ruggles The papers date back to 1758 Radio networks networks net net- works have altered the well-known well I lines tries of the song Beyond the Blue Horizon The lies lies the rising rising ris ris- ing Lag sun sun has has been switched to the etting getting sun I Midtown Vignette It happened In Inthe inthe I the Stork Club the other night Corp Brod Cra Crawford former Hollywood Hollywood Hollywood Holly- Holly I wood actor saw a lieutenant at the I Ibar bar a buddy from He greeted him by his first name i of course The lieutenant stif stif- stiffened j and In tones colder than I Sophie Tuckers Tucker's Ice box replied i Address your superior officer as a soldier After Alter After 15 minutes of heated argument the session ended when the officer gave the corporal a direct order Infringement of which Is 15 punishable by a court mar mar- A witness to the episode relayed it to a colonel seated in the rear He was Col Butch Morgan l one of the real tough guys who fly our fighting planes He is the most decorated hero in this war fuse Colonel Morgan walked over to the lieutenant and said Lieutenant where do you know Corporal Crawford Crawford Craw Craw- ford Cord from Hollywood sir was the replY reply What did you call him in Hollywood asked Colonel Morgan I called him Brod Bros was the answer Well Veil said the Colonel when you meet a friend off post you address him by his first name and dont don't go pulling your rank on him him and and that's a direct di direct direct di- di order from your superior olli ter It has been estimated that Americans go to the movies every week The film industry is isone isone one place where mediocrity pays handsome dividends Producers of B films are among Americas America's highest highest highest high high- est paid executives Those also reap the most loot Too many ambitious youngsters believe that beauty is the only qualification for Cor film success I Quotation Marksmanship Raymond Raymond Ray Ray- Raymond mond Moley Walks as If u balancing the family tree on his nose V. 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