Show Robert Ripley's exploiter reports that Ripley Is the researcher on it That Herr Goering's first name Jewish doctor doctor doc doe Herman came from a Q tor Herman Eppstein of Tyrol Austria Aus Aus- tria tria Goering's father was Governor Governor Gov Gov- of German East Africa A his widower who couldn't take along him with he boarded hoarded infant son son son-so so Dr Eppstein The physician raised the boy sent boy sent him through school in Bavaria and paid the tuition tuition tui tui- tul- tul tion until he graduated as a lieutenant lieutenant lieuten lieuten- ant Dr Eppstein passed on in 1935 No 2 Nazi Goering attended attended attended at at- tended the funeral When he entered the synagogue he paused at the door and asked If he should Ripley we wear r or remove his hat hat adds In case you didn't know the I name Winchell In German means divining rod the instrument that deI detects detects de de- de- de I the truth truth- I I In the foyer royer of the Barberry Room the other night Rymond Raymond Paige took this snapshot A corporal noticing big ing a colonel losing one of his Ws eagles meekly offered to pin it back Thanks grumped the colonel the things catch on every every- I IGee thing Gee sir was the reply I wish I had your troubles Morals Murals At about the other Monday night during a heavy rainstorm a packed Amsterdam Amsterdam Amster Amster- dam Avenue trolley stopped at Street The conductor got out went out went to a bar and grill ordered grill ordered two sandwIches sandwiches sand sand- and a n beer while beer while the passengers passengers pas pas- waited 20 minutes The newsreel theater in the Grand Central Central Central Cen Cen- Station It features a clock to the right of the screen The clock is set two minutes fast fast so so spectators wont won't miss trains trams The clock at the near-by near Commodore Commodore Commadore Commo Comma dore Hotel bar is set three minutes ahead Indicating that you can get getaway away from rom a newsreel sixty seconds I sooner than you can part from a I drink The defacing of St St. Patricks Patrick's Cathedral and other churches by some crackpot reminds us of what happened in Paris at the Place de dela dela dela la Concorde when the Nazis marched in Ten German army bands held a concert and Frenchmen were forced to assemble Through the microphone the assemblage assemblage assemblage assem assem- blage was asked Who doesn't speak German The whole crowd raised their hands and a picture was taken Which showed up in South America via the Goebbels propaganda machine with machine with this caption caption cap cap- tion French crowds acclaiming German army in hi Paris with Nazi salute Dismiss this incident at these worshipping shrines as the job of those desperately trying to cause disunity and trouble The Wireless The Song of Bernadette Bernadette Bernadette Ber- Ber nadette so beautiful to read and see suffers from the slows on the kilocycles It comes to the ears as heavy ham-heavy which It never is between between between be be- tween covers and on the screen The west coast comics you OU dizzy with their jibes at California's unusual weather What you might call organ house-organ comedy strictly for forthe forthe forthe the family One coast announcer got a mouthful of esses and It came out Upton Close on the Noose The guffaw of the month was uttered by a Berlin radio expert named Von Hammer who whimpered whimpered whimpered whim whim- that the Red Army is using unmannerly military tactics Fulton Lewis' Lewis blast at certain congressional congressional con con- congressional gressional under the was ear-arresting ear John B. B Kennedy was also aroused into slugging back at them Quotation Marksmanship Ethel Smith She was the light of his life but it turned into an awful glare Ambrose Bierce Woman would bemore be bemore bemore more charming if it one could fall into her arms without falling into her hands Eleanor Elcanor Roosevelt Noone No Noone Noone one can make you feel inferior without without with with- out your consent Mme A coquette is a woman without a heart who makes a fool tool of a man who has no head D. D D R. R Henderson Henderson Hen Hen- derson The V for Victory is only half hall the W V for Work Christopher Morley There Is so much for me rae to say but your eyes keep interrupt interrupt- ing lag me B. B Lytton Lylton A stilT still man starched with self esteem Garry Moore He sweeps women of off their feet feet feet-a a Beau Broome I 6 I G-I Question The President they say was asked by a reporter to name the member of the United Nations Na Na- he considered the most Important tant ally Is it Great China or Russia Ill ask you one said Which is the most important leg on a three legged stool Once William WilHam Allen AUen White was attending at nt tending a Democratic national convention con con- A Senator smiling announced In looking over the delegates I fail fall to recognize any clergymen and so I shall call upon my ray good friend William AlIen Allen White to open the convention with a prayer Mr White arose Stabbing the Senator with a glare he You will have to excuse me Im I'm a little out of my element and the fact is is I prefer the Lord does not know I am here I |