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Show JL j Kw - 1 VISITS WITH I W. Beln' Great. I'ft sez: That thro mnn with thee lion In thro feller, !' Jlngs. Who lit moulding then worhl In tliri progress of things! I In cx: Tlinl u hoy who will work , When he's got It to ilo. .May ho richer thnn Ontcs And ho I'UKSIDISNT, too! , , Mil sez: That wo nil have to toll. In thee Illlilo she rod: . B "Hy Ihoo swot of your hrow. " Shall your stummlcks be fed " l ,'ll,l. SVfJl I would much rathor play. m I-'er It scorns to mo NOW That thro Joh lan't worth All HiIh work, nnyhowl ' And then: : Oh. the Illhlo It soz j Thnt thoe things of toduy i In nhout nil thcro In , i Wo should rount nnywny. Ami Ray: If I missed In tlirc raco And thou votes watt too few, Oh Jusl think of theo shame I would have to go through! Oh, gee: . I am going to quit This here Joh and no play, I'"rr I'd ruther krtrh llsh Than ho Krrat any duy! Amenl I Watsckn (III.) Stalwart. -A Chicago 1 phynlrinn hnH Just annoiincrd his some what startling discovery that he has sue- t IV eroded In making tho dead heart heat. I' tJ If the doctor would now discover how tc 1 make the ilrad heat pay, tho business. I men and editors of tho country would kv. ' fL. ov!r cucl1 ther In nn effort to erect 1 a sultablo monument to his memory. ' ! " ' v Discords. 1 Tho fnmlly thnt keeps u hired girl long enough to learn liar nnnici, 1b In I luck. to -to -to Tho mnn who Is nfraid of slindows will never And u bee troo In Uio woods. to -to to Coronet A word .used by & poet mid misunderstood by some music-loving music-loving people. to to it Don't expect to win from n man who baB nover played tho gamo before. I In always draws nil the good cards In the deck. to it -to No man can do too much work if bo eats and sleeps tho proper allottago provided always that be does his work without worrying. it -to -to Tho man who has married off all bis daughters without having to support mnro thun one sou-ln-law may bo con-' con-' nldered a great success. i , it it it The stork Is tho avowed enemy of tho turkey. ICvory tlmo tho llrst-named llrst-named bird visits a house ho paves tho way for n sacrifice of another drumstick drum-stick when the kid gets big enough to gnaw on one. Sermonette. l'aienta do wrong In keeping their chll-Ji chll-Ji I f" ' rircn hanging around homo, sheltered and U It A enervated hy parentnl Indulgence. The i (? oaglo does better. It stirs up Its nest "vrl1 , when tho young eagles are able to lly. W IV They aro compelled to shift for them- V ft ' , selves, for tho old eagle lltcrnlly turns , '. th;(i out. and at the same time tears down all the feathers from the nest. x 'Tin this rough and rude experlcnco that 'fcJyiJJF makes the king of birds so fearless In his , flight and so expert In the pursuit of prey. It Is a misfortune to bo born with ' n silver spoon In your mouth, for you will have It to carry and plague you all ', your days, Illches often hang like a J dead weight. Yea, like n millstono about I the neck of ambitious young men. ' JInniro (Okbt.) I'aglo. .. I . ' t Marriage. lie who marries for love gets a wife: a'Iio marries for position gets a lady; who marries for money gets u mistress. If you ro sick, the wife will nurso you; tho lady will visit you; tho mistress will Inquire about your health. If you die tho wife r will weep for you; the lady will lament, ,. Mtid your mistress will wear mourning. This Is life In reality! ' 4f 1 Extra. 1 During the printing of the weekly pa- i ,)er In a small western town, says the Mlnnnpnlls Tribune, tho olllce cat got ' j.immeil In the Job piess and the enter- prising editor Immediately set up the following scare headlines: "Horrible Acclilenl! Nine Lives Lost." |