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Show Competent. "So you bollbvo yourself capablo," said tho editor, "of satisfactorily fill. Ing our vacancy foi a dramatlo critic. What aro your qualifications?" "Well," responded tho peovlsh caller, call-er, In a harsh volco, "I'vo trlod to bo an nctov nnd failed; I'vo written 400 dramas, which nobody will accopt uh u gift; and my Inherited fortune bus been lost in disastrous attempts to mako mysolf a theatrical malinger." mali-nger." "Tho Job Is your!" crlled the editor, with a sob of Joy. Judge. |