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Show Fleeting Fancies. You stop a phonograph's tnlklng by stopping tho wheels, but a woman Is not built that way. Many n woman Is kept from weeping weep-ing by tho knowledgo that crying ninkes her noso red. A llttlo sulphur nnd 'lasses might bo a good thing for this volcanlcally inclined globo of ours. Wo hope tho nowspaper boys will not let "that first tooth or John D. Rockefeller the Third get a scoop on them. A young woman should learn tho difference between the heart beats of her lover and tho breaking of a pocketful of flno cigars. A western paper has discovered a poetess who can milk cows. "ThIs,',' says tho editor, "Is tho first caso on record whero a person who could wrlto poetry has been good for anything else." Tho boy who hns to work In tho garden gar-den when ho wants to go fishing will thoroughly ngreo with nnythlng mean President Roosevelt can say of tho muck rako. "Rips," of Denver, hns found nn-other nn-other funny fellow. Tho man halls from Missouri, whero ho murdered a woman nnd served three years in jail pending n sentenco of llfo Imprisonment. Im-prisonment. Now tho mnn wants to know If tho threo years ho hns already served will apply on his Hontcnco. |