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Show "Never Let It Occur-Again.' A young Chicago matron was much HJ annoyed ono morning at the nonmate- ,HH riallzatlon of hor milkman In time to .H furnish tho cream for breakfast Whon HJ ho finally did appear about ten o'clock, sho took it upon herself to , ...HJ deliver the doscrvod lecture, for had -not tho young husband Bhown dls-pleasuro dls-pleasuro at drinking coffeo' sans cream and did not that fact, nlono HHJ brand tho milkman too great a culprit to bo reproved merely by a raald? . HJ Tho young wlfo is qulto deaf, and HHJ with conflicting sounds ot traffic In HJ tho strcot and hor baby daughter's crying within, sho could not hear tho m dofonse ot tho sinful purvoyor of puro U milk, but sho thought ho looked pent-tent, pent-tent, oven sad, and so ended hor storn tlrndo with a magnanimous: "Well, sco that you never lot It oc- cur again." After ho had loft sho said to tho W "What did ho say. Mary?" HH "Ho said his horso dropped dead, . HH mum," answered Mary. And sho had wisely admonished him HJ "nover to let It occur again." HH |