Garland Globe | 1906-04-28 | Page 6 | The Rift within the Lute

THT RIFT WITHIN THE LUTE. 1 Hubby's Mild Protest Marked Pasting of Honeymoon. "Angel of my life," said tho bridegroom, bride-groom, after tho hnppy couplo had spor.t ono week in their cozy llttlo nest, "angel of my life, I feel I havo tho privilege of saying something to you that mny even hurt your feelings, but thnt you will appreciate becauso It Is spoken with tho best of Intentions." Inten-tions." "Why, certnlnly, light of my existence. exis-tence. If thero la anything you wish to say of that nature, I know that you realize that your trusting llttlo wlfey will understand tho spirit In which It Is said moro thnn tho words." "Well, 1 think you nro simply bewitching be-witching when you prcsldo over the chnfing dish, but honestly I don't feel that I can go on eating welsh rnrcblta and such concoctions for breakfast, lunch nnd dinner nil my llfo. Let' try boarding for n while." Dut she wept nnd refused to be comforted. com-forted. Chicago Tribune.