Show I phillipa IMAGINARY interviews the first doughboy abroad and adolf hitler yank adolt adolf I 1 am here adolt adolf IU ill be seeing you yank and sooner than you thiekl I 1 hear youve been having a disagreeable winter adolt adolf I 1 cant be intimidated by weather yank that aint the way I 1 heard IL adolt adolf dahl bahl youre green and untrained you represent a capitalistic nation you are soft and flabby yank the voice Is the voice of adolt adolf but the words are arc the words of wilhelm Wll helm adolf where are you yank you like to know adolt adolf ill ind out yank you bet from now on ill be in constant touch adolf I 1 suppose you realize you are up against an unbeatable army yank nix on that I 1 read that news from russia adolf russia im not finished with her yet yel yank boy how you wish you aeral lissen adolf hows your nervous breakdown coming along adolt adolf that was all newspaper talk I 1 have no nervous breakdown yank ill seo sea that you get one bowl are you still wearing that uniform you were never going to take off until you had licked the world adolf jai ja I 1 jal jai yank I 1 know coolies could stay so long lone lu in one place say why dont you get wise and sue for peace adolf me ale sue for peace I 1 11 ive ve got the ho world under my heel yank all I 1 got from that sentence was your name adolf what name yank heel adolf nincompoop 1 i I 1 consider you too small for me to notice yank if you think you look oversized youre crazy how are your generals adolf dont worry about my generals yank if you aint worried why should I 1 be adolt ado im itching to get a crack at you yank youre a poor judge of what causes those itches adolf and lissen ive got a proposition for a partner of yours its an offer tor for mussolini hollywood wants him in keystone comedy revivals adolt adolf hed be no funnier there than he Is herel yank why do you get all your partners out of vaudeville benito could have come from no place else and now youre t tying up with japanese acrobats adolf better not disparage my acrobats putting on quite an act yank they crossed us by coming on during intermission A year from now they wont even be able to get bookings in perth amboy adolf you amuse me yank laugh all over w when hen you see what ive brought over for you adolf what Is it yank A bucksaw adolt adolf what would I 1 do with a bucksaw yank find hitler has one great advantage over the rest of the nazis he have to listen to hitler one of the most encouraging signs at washington Is the gradual disappearance pe arance of all those boys who were suddenly thrown oft off the stalling standard flartey fl arvey wiley corbett noted architect says saya the day of the skyscraper la Is over that strikes us as a belated comment its years since had bad courage to build anything higher than three stories an engineer says red lights should bemused be used during a blackout not WO we hope in the theory theora that anybody pay at attention antion to them WANTED PARTNER for my small farm easy job I 1 will m make ake the deb debts is and he will pay them rine pine grove farm narrowsburg Narrows burg N Y delaware valley news aw youve been reading the washington dispatches too closely tor for the last eight years NO HOARDER A Is luther gray to shortages he says odayl each scarcity he takes in stride and never thinks what can I 1 hide I 1 A brew that despite the rubber shortage a lot of checks keep bouncing the same as ever buy Lef defense ense bonds f |