Show 3 ph P aier HITLER R AND THE DOCTOR im feeling very funny sold said adolf in disgust better fetch a doctor and get one I 1 can trust A doctor come camo arann ing and cried you sic ki ah met me I 1 this news Is most amazing I 1 thought YOU bell bel no small talk barked der dueh just get to work and im filst as dozed dazed as you are to find I 1 CAN be what seems to bo be the matter the doctor did implore youre asking met mel snapped adolf what youre summoned aorl stick out your tongue the doctor requested and we quote der fuehrer sadly did so and boy was that a COATI it plainly showed a fever and stomach all upset it was that russian dressing and other things lie he et ct 0 to it showed grave indigestion and bile disturbance too it t showed amazing symptoms of ailments far from few it showed clear indications of major gluttony of ulcerous ambitions and chronic treachery it showed some bladder trouble lL no blight could that tongue hide youre spleens spleeny sp leens bad said the doctor your troubles deep insides Insl del your arches they are falling your kidneys arent good I 1 dont think youve been doing exactly as you should dl 1 der Fuehr erl ers eyes eyes were bulging ills nerves seem torn apart and now the tha doctor whispered ill listen to your heart it lie ile listened and he listened listene d lie he Alst listened ened everywhere ho he listened most intently but heard no ticking therel the doctor said your heart beart sir air I 1 hear no best alast and adolf answered sneering 1 I have no heart you amsl 4 the doctor was befuddled he took another look at adolfs tongue deep coated and wrote this tor for the book ills his uniform this patient once sold said held hed never doff but one thing I 1 can tell him THAT COAT HE MUST TAKE OFF the russians captured at a carload of iron crosses marked for presentation en after the capture of moscow the other day maybe the nazis would now like to mark the whole russian campaign opell opened ed by mistake e OF ALL THINGS I 1 the speaker told the audience that america should develop a cheerful sounding air raid warning victory chimes were suggested news item this seems eligible for the baloney of the year award americans americana are complacent and cocky enough without trying to provide an air raid signal with an entertain 4 awit motif it is the most cockeyed suggestion so tar far made any minute now we await word from the man who has invented an air raid signal that will combine the music of irving berlin with the soothing qualities of another aspirin tablet not to mention the fellow who will come forward with an idea for tying up the signals with a system of radio crooning employees of yale university have joined the CIO by a vote of to which must be quite a shock to conservatives under the elms we can now understand why the blues put so much more feeling when they ting sing the beola beola song into the line break through the crimson line its strength to d defy 0 fy this labor movement at our universities versi ties suggests interesting possibilities bili ties perhaps ultimately the whole issue will be settled by haying having the CIO play the A F of L in the yale bowl 0 HAPPY BIRTHDAY T TO YOU bake you a cake ing with your name done dona in candle lights had and ill wish you happy returns of the day dui but ill worry about your nights A newport mansion costing more than a million dollars was sold at auction tor for around the other day clay to dream you dwell in marble halls these days Is enough to make your hair stand on end |