| Show a w V U memos of a girt priday fridays dear mr IV billy rose how offered th alio 0 editors of the commy daily worker a job in his diamond horseshoe revue billy considers their Alp flops and somersaults the most comical in tho the world tip the newspapers to seo see tho the next edition of the hour amazing rov rev dallons on activities of ukrainians in tho the U S readying sabotage etc campaigns A now new nazi trick because germans and italians are no longer in good standing over hero here and ukrainians bo be esus suspected 11 I 1 the german gentian military in washington Is supposed to have told washington reporters july 27 Is the timetable dote date for the nazi war ma chin to take over tho the ukraine a and nd allen alien are furious with ox ex cong J J oconnor of NY they claim to have a certified copy of a letter from oconnor part of the kansas court record in which tho the ex congressman recently wrote U S judge richard hopkins of kansas alleging that two out of three U S appeals court judges in NY were with him in tho the congressman sweeney libel action against the pleading sure victory in N Y yi oconnor asked judge hop kins to postpone any decision in kansas but hopkins promptly als missed all of sweeneys suits against 10 kansas newspapers hurray for him on labor day 1939 after tho the commies and nozzles got married you reported this chanilo of place elegante says vodka russian and rhino rhine wine german Is poisonous when mixed in other words wo we scooped mr hitler by two years your girt girl friday underground ticker tapes 7 cape tho the most illustrative underground story atory circulated in germany Is about the time goering visited tho the director of an important munitions plant arid and asked him if there were still any social democrats catholic cen krists or ni members embers of tho the other outlawed parties among his workers well said the director about 40 per cent of tho the workers in my factory are social democrats about 30 per cent catholic Centris ts and about 30 per cent are still members of tho the other outlawed parties forty per cent 30 per cent and 30 per cent bellowed goering Goerl ng that makes per cenal arent any of your workers nazis oh of course was the reply they are nil all during the curly days of the nazi occupation of darls whenever german entered a cafe the french patrons would promptly get up and walk out this so infuriated the conquerors that they issued an edict forbidding frenchmen to leave a cafe for at least 15 minutes after the entrance of a german officer after that whenever a german entered a cafe tho the french men inen present would reach into their pockets and pull out small alarm clocks which they sot set and placed on the table at the end of 15 minute 91 the alarms would go off nil all over the place and the frenchmen would rush tor for the in holland on prince bernhards birthday all loyal dutch citizens wore a white carnation the princes favorite flower as a symbol of denance to the nazis angered by tills display of insolence on the part of the conquered people the nazis went around tearing the carnations carnation from the coats of passersby A short while later dutch sailors made their appearance on the streets and in cafes with prominently displayed on thel chests the nazis soon desisted resisted des isted from tearing them off the carnations worn by the sailors con bained ingeniously concealed razor blades in holland one of the big problems in the underground warfare against the conquerors Is how to and out who can lie be trusted one couple solved it in this manner A few minutes before two every afternoon the wife shouted to her husband who was working in the garden gardea come in dear its almost two t two being the time for a london news broadcast their next door neighbors reported them to the gestapo the gestapo arrest the couple however because they were able to prove that they own a radio but their neighbors had swallowed the bait and unmasked themselves as nazi nail stool pigeons ever since the nazis conquered land the natives have been for tn on to listen to the dutch broad oad casts hum london but most t of them defy tu the at the risk of their lives one dutch worn wom v an who was wag recently caught listen 11 ing to BBC tho the british broadcast ing chain was arrested the in lr anted gestapo asked her oil 1 tl l wanted to hear le lc speak k vas her calm calin reply t hitler said hi hd ans going to speak E from london h last ht t september and im still waiting tor for 11 nsf 1 l av |
