Show private papers of a cub reporter dorothy thompson the columnist refused to sit at a dinner table tho the other night where tho the guests wore were lauding flauding the achievements of hitler she said sho she sit with her enemies enemies asked one of them but you aro are a pure aryan perhaps w was s her volley but im also an american and you people are un am american c rican so you are my enc that tho the first time ashes done that during tho the recent campaign she found herself with dinner guests among whom sat a senatorial dark horse who made some remarks that made her innards somersault you dour our syllables sylla ay liable blet 1 dorothy shouted as she got up and left the following amazing story about hitler Is credited to one of his forsner former intimates now in the U S it is passed on to exercise your eyebrows the ilia onetime one time intimate of hitler says bays it camo came from hillers Hit lers a personal pilot the legend that hitler maintains a secret hideaway in bogota colombia 4 it it is said to bo be a 50 acre estate and tho the front gate Is two miles from the tha main house which above the ground Is a plain flat building the is la we five stories deep and there is enough food stored there for two years A hitler aide inspects the place every two months etc sportswriter clias chas scully and some of tho the boys were reminiscing when heywood droun broun was covering big league ball games before he took up col yuming he casually mentioned in ono one of his reports that a large and intelligent crowd witnessed the contest what his sports editor wanted to know was the idea of writing that a largo large and intelligent crowd had attended the game when the associated press coverage of tho the same tussle men cloned that the attendance wa was 8 slightly less than scanty crowd at game was large and intelligent tell igent wired bock back droun broun fatty arbuckle was in stands ho is large I 1 nm am intelligent the danion damon Itu nyona were doing tho the town tho the other midnight with hazel blazel forbes tho the cx girl who married harry richman it was the night the stories broke announcing the alie split of the rich mans and Ila hazels plan to go to reno toll tell me a love story hazel said anything to show me that romance can bloom on this darn old street or that marriage can survive vive patrice runyon who rarely gabs then revealed how she met damon and how she almost it was at the silver slipper many years ago and patrice was in the now new show ad featured dancer runyon came in for the premiere and the manager asked him it if hed like to meet patrice ashes a nice girl he said then he went backstage and asked her if shed like to meet a nice Bro broadway admay guy it if there la Is such lucli an animal she said lead me to it I 1 never met one be before forel 1 in the meantime the star of the show sat eat with runyon im going to meet the dancer damon remarked oh you wont like her at allt the star said shell boro bore you stiff ill have hav you meet some of the pretty ones but patrice met runyon first and they lived happily ever after the star patrice dramatic dramatically any added was harry richman notes of an innocent bystander the biff parade and john kieran of info please getting more laughs playing tennis at forest halli than ever got get with their typewriters just a dutiful wife beelee pons gingerly blotting andre damp brow on E with her little st silken hanky gloria swanson looking more glamorous eating cheesecake in reubens than most hollywood hopefuls look in a bathing suit sallies in our alley one of the local focal ham actors was complaining about the way the new york press refused to admit he existed amazing he intoned the way they all ignore met mel it reminded someone of the guy who made a similar squawk to oscar wilde it is a complete conspiracy of silence against me he said what I 1 do about their silence to which oscar counseled join ill the llo hurn hum dept cudahy says he fie submitted his interview to hitler and adolf change a word which is the worst criticism that interview has breedi maxie is now taking dancing lessons meaning that hes returning to the ring the league of american writers mostly 1 leftists eft met a while back and agreed that they still disliked the people they care for last year it if they get better surprise twists in their yarns than they get in th ir politics th eyd starve |