Show or ANOTHER TAX its all done by suction kumpt the treasury department has propos proposed cd that congress require that 10 per cent of your wages and other income bo be deducted at the source and paid to undo uncle sam tor for income taxes no painel no sleepless nights no complicated mathematical problems I 1 no troublesome routines esl I 1 no blanks just come coffie in and bring a gallon of blood It randolph andolph paul uio the treasury tren sury export expert behind tile tho latest idea says there will be novice tax payers under our new laws all in the lower brackets and that as few of them can save any money tor for taxes the only way to collect Is to take it at tile tho source its n perfect tax collection plan doll ball bear ing high speed and frictionless it picks up tho the lint off tho the rugs and the dandruff of oft your shoulders A baby can call use it as well wed as an all adult you pay through the nose under federal noso nose control 1 0 t 0 it makes it easier for everybody every 0 except tho the boss and the book to ing department well thear too groggy to t 0 notice a little extra work ork anyhow under mr pauls proposal tho the boss handles the whole business lie ile does docs lie hie deducting answers your squawks tries to smooth your wounded feeling oi anti and then lien prepares certificates affidavits and miscellaneous papers to bo be filed and forwarded to all sary eary addresses the employer gets carbon copies coples while the glee club softly sings among my souvenirs not that you dont have to bother to make out a tax blank you have to do that just the same as ever the new plan makes it more exciting it if when you figure up what you owe uncle sam you find the 10 per cent share of your salary has overpaid the tax you apply for a refund it if you find youre still shy a few dollars you send lem cm in and it if youre still baffled you retire to a cool dry place and await further advices advises ad vices it probably never will bo be passed but if it Is the folks will tako take it without undue lamentations war is war and tt it costs money bus lines pooled 11 headline all the road hogging Is to be dune done under one head now the government aguin aga inthis this time through donald M nelson warns that autos may be seized every driver cuts down his speed and uses his tires as little as possible how about having the cops stop and take the names of all those drivers who still ignore all the warnings and then beginning the seizures from that list uniforms for the army have beers been chosen and it is is a relief to know that they will be standardized so that no no lady will refuse to turn out on the ground some other member of the outfit looks smarter MYSTERY im full of curiosity which nothing ever throttles why women think tor for charm they need so many jars and bottles PIER pien 0 all work 0 on th theaters ca and ban ball parks must be stopped it Is an bounced by the oday captain of the grammar school nine says he be hopes it mean that his team cant complete that new backstop made of f rusty wire add similes st H es he was as exhausted a as a g man an who just cut his lawn with a power mower 0 0 GANGWAY elmer twitchell is ail inset over a rumor he just heard in connection with the ban on cuffs on mens trousers ile fie hears that air lr henderson Hen ierson may order the seizure of all mens pants this summer if the situation ge eels 13 worse wor 1 se A german U boat commander judging from his radio message in worried because american girls can sit on bathing beaches Is it possible that gruber is to declare war on miss america 0 4 0 As aa we understand it washington Is now pessimistic because of all the optimism 1 6 0 patriot no the fellow who reading that uncle sam must ban cuffs on Lo trousers users to conserve cloth 90 goes es down and orders six new suits before the cuff order takes effect wooden tires have been successfully cess fully used in st louis bat bak it must mast seem funny fanny to call up ft a carpenter to fix rs flat |