| Show what 0 cobb 10 t thinks hinks e P about rivals nivala for nudism ANTA MONICA CALIF S J I 1 took part in a parade celebrating old days in california calit riding in on an ancient t open carriage with our post master ter here he calls jim farley jim and our congressman who like practically all democrats in good standing in the southern port part of the state craves to be the next nominee for governor if any more aspirants bob up tip there wont bo be anybody left to vote for them this certainly has been a banner year for or oranges and candidates our outfit got a lot of cheers from the tha crowds and a perfect ovation when passing a given point where the he elks also were giving away beer all three of us felt pret irvin S cobb ty proud of ourselves until we realized that ably the applause meant tor for us there must have been thousands in that crowd never bo be fore seen a horse drawn pleasure vehicle if lady godiva dressed only in her long hair rode on a white horse through any modern city street probably be ten hurrah for the horse against one who looked a second time at the lady sight of a white horse would be a treat to one and all whereas in these days of nudism and public undressing on the beaches but that will be about all for that 0 0 international messes won WITH the great powers tottering on the brink of hostilities to a I 1 more tottery extent than usual with the spaniards still willing to fight to I 1 the last italian from brother loan collection with china battered to a bloody hash meat in what would closely resemble a war if only japan had so declared i it which must indeed be gratifying to the ghosts of the thousands already slain and the homeless refugees from ruined cities this seems a mighty good time tor for us to keep our shirt on kindly recall that other historic occasion when uncle sam felt called upon to hop into a mess cooked up by foreign nations and as a result not only lost his shirt but has never since been able to collect the laundry bills for washing the said shirt this if you got get the drift is a subtle reference to those thosa defaulted european debts let us therefore highly resolve that no matter how great the tha pressure from within or without mainly be as was the case before from without well keep the old shirt on classifying bores IVE been classifying bores class 13 bores are those still using the lapel clutch or buttonhole grapple whereas a class A bore ls Is one whose boast Is that he never lays a finger on you just holds the tha victim by psychic power lately ive met what I 1 should call a super A type the same being a gentleman who in addition to having perfect technique otherwise had been imbibing garlic to excess and care who knew it when finally rescued they had to use a on me meeting this champion le minded me of what I 1 heard the late allson minzer say to a gentleman who insisted on an boring wilson i while hile suffused with the afterglow nf brought on by combining bourbon whisky and bermuda onions in his big diet ins his hiccoughs coughs were not only frequent but had echoes to them finally ahn n wilson was practically ready for artificial respiration to be applied he said dear sir your breath would start the windmills turning jin in an old dutch painting 0 typical texans I 1 USED to think a typical texan was one who said he was going to send you a ten gallon hat and then do it but he ha Is a sub species A really orthodox texan tells tol Is you hes giving you a pal pair r of genuine texas steer horns T h eyll be along as 09 soon as he can have hava them shipped but he never ships em what makes him typical so many typical texa texana ns have volunteered ered cred to send mo me sets seta of long horns that it if all these parties were I 1 laid id end to end 1 I haye one 0 of tle the driest consecutive strings of born liars ever seen but they stay that way rise right up ard start looking tot top easterners to promise long horns to not that irn im craving any long horns they stretch so tar far from tip to tip they make you think ot of a muskellunge fisherman trying to show you how much that biggest one measured it you hang them low they p rong prong people in tha eye it if yu hang them high achl chiefly efly useful tor for cobwebs to drape on and no self respecting j bif ake wj ajl 1 et you hang them aej yv re e indis I 1 tt V 18 y S conn co OWN U le r v I 1 ce I 1 |
