| Show IRO GEIR BEVERLY HILLS well all I 1 know la Is just what I 1 read in the papers or hero lately its ita not so much what I 1 read in ia the papers as what I 1 had bad to ao listen too not over 0 abo radio but right out loud first hand fiand as you perhaps have gathered from a roundabout round about way there has been lately hold in the city of chicago couple of stances So Se ances by america leada leading ng second a sight I 1 g it t artists art lats well I 1 was dratted drafted to go thero there ot of course no one would have gone ot of his own treo free will and accord and now that thoy they aro all over and I 1 sit and think ot of tho the amount of at applesauce and hoboy that was spilled thero hero you wonder that we aro are oven even doing as well as wo we are as a nation when you think of thousands lot 0 people to in a hot stuffy bluffy hall ball away up till the morning hours listening to the man I 1 am about to nominate has tho the qualities of a jackson the statesmanship of a jefferson and the homely common sense of an abraham lincoln then tho nex next tone one now nom bated would havo have all these and then a couple of more maby the looks of mckinley and the oratory of bryan hours flours on hours of that then they would all got get up and march around the hall ball part would march and part would hiss or be against the ones that was marching then all sit down and then some local prodigy would have to make a seconding speech and go all through the same stuff the others bad anything in tho the world to got get to talk out but with it all they were it a good bunch I 1 guess just so much of a I 1 that has to bo an englishman sitting in theoress the press stand from the worlds most liberal paper the Mancha eng land guardian I 1 just looked at him when thousands wore were acting like now new ly corralled monkeys and wondered what he must think of this odd way of at arriving at democracy I 1 talked to him of course he be was wag like all bred englishmen very discreet and a ud woul dent say anything against our system but it would have been worth a lot to have bavo had his real thoughts I 1 guess there to Is no profession as crazy claay as politics its a profession all its own of all tho trades and deals and under cover happenings that go on during one of at those conventional convention sl A state Deliza Dell gatton tion to is with their man but are they maby their leaders havo bavo already sold out to some opposition man and are to deliver to him after the nom next t ballott Is taken they trade all kinda ot of ways bring your Dell gatlon over to wo me and I 1 will glye give your govenor govonor the tha vice presidency to another he will promise the Sou secretary rotary of ship then the delineations begin to slip sometimes without anyone with em us its just human nature to string with a winner what they call gotting golfing on the band wagon you meet somo some groat great folks at those conventions Gov governors Govon enors ors ex governors senators ex er senators nil all tho names that you have become accustomed to in tho the past and maby heard beard of in a long time why you ond find em at these conventions its the fourth ot of july celebration of national politics its a clam bake of big politicians if they cant got get on the dell delf gatlon gation they come as mere spectators then its becoming a great trip lor for the women they slipped her the vote and she eho slipped off the old mother hubbard and into the tha old or canalo and she eho la Is meandering her way through a solid week of gabbing and having a groat great time it gives orn cm something to do every once in awhile they allow one up on the stand to make maka some kind hind of little seconding speech or something of a minor order but the old hall he lead ers are pretty care tul ful to not give em too much rope they sorter keep era em like a family does the small child its he supposed to mostly it listen to a a and ad every once in awhile it if a lull comes to maby ask some little inoffensive question auest lon but never allowed full leeway course the women are more serious with it all when they do get a chance they try to make their very best of it it they are generally more brief than the men I 1 cant tell whether tram from choice or from the fact they are always limited to just so many minutes but its a show that no american should miss its and it its enlightening it gives us a kind of an idea that most moat men that emerge from it with any spoils were more licky than competent A good cami cam laign manager can do more than an able candidate trades makes presidents more than ability but as bad as we are and as tunny funny as wo do things we are better off than the other countries so bring on more conventions vent ions the bigger the noisier the craz the better no nation likes noise and Ilvo hooey oy like we do we are all cuckoo but we aro are happy happ MeNas jAs loc tf |
