Show ON BEING A BORE oy by DOUGLAS MALLOCK MALLOCH AM aal riot not what call a clam I 1 dont know what to do about it I 1 am nt at times the great I 1 am ain not merely pay asay it fairly shout it and fill the lie family with shame A self mado made man of self belf made f fame ame the things I 1 know or think I 1 k know in ow it im always telling someone it seel bacina ns I 1 am a dorn dora though I 1 must admit im not a dumb ono I 1 think I 1 am a wit so go bright and people say eny that im half right my little jokes I 1 like to crack and people always laugh politely and yet they any behind ray my back I 1 should hould converse more eruditely last night invited out to dine wore swore no more id try to chine so when there came a painful I 1 kept an a silent client ax as I 1 meant to and I 1 must say my the dinner WM was i About the worst I 1 berer er went to I 1 may bay ten words I 1 guem gna and all the others even less 0 1932 D Mallo lallooh oh vrue |