Show sy MAR ORHAM benefi MUSK OX JOKE do you know what I 1 consider the best of nil all the musk ox jokes asked mr air ox 01 who was often called tile the white fronted musk ox 1 I 1 know we had enough jokes 1 suld said mrs musk ox or to have one of tile the lot considered the best who mada them up 1 I did said bald mr air musk ox or what la Is the best one then asked mra airs musk ox or the best beat one said mr air musk ox oj looking very straight at mrs airs musk ox or with his long head held down nud and his horns at either side of hla his eyes looking rather short and queer Is the best one according to my opinion well tell it to nio me tell tile me the joke said mrs air musk oz ox so mr musk or looked at her again and then down at tier her big body covered with soft brown hair which was very very thick and which in turn was covered by a good deal of long and straight ight hair which shed the rain so that they got wot wet the best joko joke to me said mr musk ox or Is to hear of people losing their umbrellas they lose them lind they lend them and sometimes then they loso lose them they come to the zoo on a rainy day and they leave leftwo their umbrellas in the lions den or somewhere and they forget where the umbrellas are of no use to the lions can you imagine the lions going sauntering around their yards umbrellas over their heads but when they forget their umbrellas br ellas ellus these people I 1 laugh to myself 1 I laugh so hard for I 1 think that we have no need for umbrellas with our fine straight hair which sheds the rain its like a raincoat and umbrella reila all in one and the great joke Is that while lose their umbrellas and make mabe an awful awful fuss I 1 can still smile for I 1 am protected from the rain and no matter how forgetful I 1 should become I 1 ebu lant forget my protection against the rain I 1 unless said eald mrs musk ox or you should torget forget yourself and leave yourself behind 11 silly billy said mr musk kusk ox or then id be staying back tool oh well 11 said mrs musk ox or 1 I 1 think ive hoard heard you telling I 1 something orthis of this afife same thing before the best jokes should always be ba i 1 I quito quite agree with you mrs musk 11 I 1 I 1 01 ox lie I 1 repeated oaf said d mt ml musk ox or but I 1 never said eald it la in just this thin way benaides Be aldea I 1 want others to hear it il oh all right said mrs musk or all right 1 sorry you dont find and it more amus log ine said mr musk ox or 1 I think its rather amusing to think oaths of th umbrellas left near ne ar the lions and of the lions going walking with umbrellas up said mrs musk ox but just a passing thought not the th real thing at all never mind said mrs musk ox or let me pick out my mv own parta of the story etory for simini amusement ement As aa you boti choose as aa you choose sold eald mi mr musk ox or just what f did I 1 chose I 1 chose sold said mrs musk ox or 1113 besides Ides its a joke said mr musk or to think how flow we cant forget out our umbrellas and how people can it to Is also most extremely useful to be protected as we are yes its that its that said mrs lasic ox or 1 I quite agree with you mr musk ox or quite agree with you at 1 |