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Show TOM FIDDLER'S COLUMN. Under the McKinxy bill it is cheaper to board and clothe the Indians In-dians than to provide them with agricultural agri-cultural implements. Bob Burdettk says that God wasted mud when he made a man so mean as to tell the postmaster to return re-turn his paper marked "refused" when he owes two or three years subscription. Teacher, at Central School, Provo City: "A liquid is anythiug that runs." Fauntleroy Innocent: "Then siss fellow is liquid, for he runs out at the back door whenever he sees pa coining." David B. Hill has it within his power to become the most popular Democrat De-mocrat in America. Simply, when the time comes, tu propr.se the nomination of G rover Cleveland for president by acclamation. United we are invincible, in-vincible, divided we become rattled and intlffereut. A Kansas paper publishes 'the following fol-lowing unique reminder to the delinquent delin-quent subscribers: "There is a little matter that Some of oui Subscribers have Seemingly forgotten entirely. Some of them have made u$ many promiSeS, but have never kept them. To u$ it i$ a very important matter it'S ueceSary in our IsuSineSS. We are very modeSt and don't like to Speak about it." |