Show tmyms ror l nor JLOCIT The proprietor of a chemical works I received from his shoemaker a pair of water tight boots which ho was however how-ever unable to wear as they were a trifle too small He therefore gave them to one of his workmen to wear for a few days and stretch them to the required re-quired dimensions Several weeks passed over and the employer had forgotten all I about the boots when he was suddenly reminded of them in n curious fashion On a certain pay day the workman in question after drawing his wages lingered lin-gered at tho desk as if waiting for something some-thing The manufacturer then said Well Kruger what is it I want more money was the reply Wha what Havent you got youz full wages Oh aye answered Kruger afterward after-ward adding with the greatest composure com-posure But youve still got to pay meSs me-Ss Gd for getting your boots soled Theyve bean out of repair you know Humorist ischo Blatter |