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Show The Silver Beet Miner.) Published every Saturday evening by I.N. Cras. W. CRane..318 Pine at’ ‘| L, P. Fisner..2i Merchants’ E: J Be Lrmpway, 0.0.5 5556 sacs LOUDER. Office—Minrr Building, Lower Main Street OF _ Devoted SUBSORIFIION = ec SILVER VOL. 4. One Month...0...0... Be ea wren eeee tt single Wri vane cans ane CHEER Protessioual. Don’t UP, ‘YOUNG Mope, ——————— & and . UTAH: Physician and Surgeon, dp Orrice—Next door to Halpin’s store. MAURICE Frick: No. 81, devuten's Ban Notary iM SILVER REED: M. 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The | Wie i ae To which heme shall The grand old castle beside ihe Bene Or the little Drown cot below é§ way hich shall it-be, dear eeehent A plain white muslin gow Or the richest and rarest oF Tace and silk To t be found ee in { Iusleytown sball it be, SCAR mother? tiny plain gold rin Or Sasa of gems and diamonde rare That would ransom a captive king* 9 — My child, your heart must answer The question Lest ROW LA en the lips have asked, is overpast, Choose with your peas rang darling; et pride be swept,away ; F lowers are fairer than, oaain, Gather them while you may. wf? \ al your in pride } you sorrow harvest ee glittering eee Conceal! but an aching And the chil! heart’s Chie brow throbbings, Bear record of faisehood’s vo Truth is the brightest jewel, That womanhood can wear; Never a silken robe can cure heart grown — sick with care. The world is not all SUD SEIG: 4 There's many a storm And love is the sweetest pherean When clouds obscure the way. So choose from your ee 1 mny daughter, Remember this life of o Must have some thorns and peters Among its fairest flowers. But thorns and tears, and dark ews Matter not, so love is true: While you climb keep step Soe With the higher life in view SRA. —_—_—— » ASSAYS. What a woman hide. Everything only wait. Conscience where God doesn’t know comes is a alone she’ll if a man sacred will , sanctuary, has the right enter. to ¥ circumstances are the rulers of the weak; they are but the instruments of the wise.. Never borrow more than pay back, and never lend you can borrow. All” passions are good you Mr\ Speaker—The Off in Good De can AL etiquette, from the ros- Speaker, * * * * * a * ¥ of * Is THE JUSTICES Reef Rey in any but back. (Groans from Trustee Pullback, who remembers when he was learnin’ the barber’s trade in Richmond.) much different wHnt he principle. Saloons. calls Here we sleep on him, and the shoemaker grufily says: “Oh, cut it short.” el 9-0 is Bebee.) Dat’s life an’ its eand. Whar’s de comfort? What have we foun’? Wurth libin’ far? How much Nbetter if we had bin trees, or fence posts, or picket fences? Life am a mad struggle. (Sighs:) We come up like a sunflower an’ am cut down. (Fai es "To-day we may win @ to pawn our obercoat to fk aes gwine. (Significant winks and nods. “My fr iends thankin’ you for your airnest an’ inexplicable attenshun, an®.-trustin’ dat Yny feeble remarks will be productive\of oberwhelmin’ profit, 1 return you my heartfelt sympathy an’ resoom my seat, —___—_-_ ore _ The “Surely, Two you Pictures. will not be& false to me, George?’’ and the briglit, blue eyes of Elaine Jenkins looked fondly up into the face of the man who berids over her so fondly, and whose words of love come to her troubled breast with the same sweet, soothing restfulness that a tired man throbs of his aching feels when the cl GARS Onna worn is of course according to taste, but the cut-off British bull dog is the general favorite, as it is and canbe used to pile do aught that would give you sorrow or pain. You have “made a better man of me—dragged me, as it were, from the horrid maelstrom of draw-poker and twenty-five cent drinks, into whose. deadly center I was swiftly being drawn, and landed me in: the beautiful Lotos Islands of on _the old man if ke attempts: ‘to enter the parlor and create a disturbance at the wrong moment.. Putting the pantaloons in the boot-tops does away with bagging at the knees and binding at exposed corners. . This latter mode of dress is also convenient. Some peo- ple prefer packing a knife to a gun, and the boot leg is the proper place for a,six or ten- inch blade. Of course these excellent customs are only practiced by the bon ultra, ton or ne don’t-care-a-dam of plus Next door to the drug sto Bodie’s population. It is the custom of the early days and is consequently an- Main down-the street-cav track, where there “Wonderful Strength of In- was no danger of being interr upted No one wilbaleny that the by vehicles. ; —_——————__ > oo | desin, its | so ONE. apse ts the Bol Sliver Ree ...-Always on hand the best . Mabel is Sitting at the Piano, and she is Singing a Song. ‘The Song says he is "Ww aiting for Her in the Gloamimg. Mabel appears to -be Giving herself Dead Away. He is Not Waiting for Her in the Gloaming atall. He has just Drawn a WINES, LIQUORS AND CIGA bobtail Flush, and: he is Wondering whether he had Better Pull-Out or Stand a Bluff. onsive Mabel Would Touch Chord~in his are to Sing, take "which thou Gavest. Bosom Back in on a Reif she the Hand A corsegpondent ays Bill Nye writes us to know, which in our judg- A. LEVY, han Suge : At this popular resort none but th ment is the safest seat in case of a nilroad collision;as he wishes to set- tle a controversy With some friends. From a long and pnihxul study in this matter, and. enlling toour aid a ripe experience, we would i a of BUGOoRSE UL denial Tision | is the tae rail of a reliable about four miles direction from ence in a northeasterly the collision. ne A New York sea captain who says he never yet heard a sailor use <guch expressions ‘as “shiver my timers’? -or “bless my toplights.”” A |. sailor says ‘‘Gosh hang ab as Bina as a landsman, rth Main Street, has been afloat for more than forty years. _—_——_s> @& eo ____—_————— 7 ae Street, tique. your love—the pure, trusting, passion- ate love of a heart that beats alone for me. Never fear, my darling, that I will leave you’ and pressing ™a_kiss upon, the ripe, red ‘lips that ecotld make acake jar look desolate, he went out into the star-litjnight, and started in the convenient head are stilled and the demons of pain are driven away by the touch of a wife’s- hand and the sound of her low, sweet voice. “No, my little one,’ replied George - . Simpson, drawing the girl closer o him, “IL will never deceive you, L said complain the most What is stated may be ‘the truth regarding the style in those localities, butin Bodie, says the local journal, the etiquitte machine is run on a da’ ea’pet an’ jaw de chill’en, an’ finally die. (Tears from” “Waydown s : that on ac Witness m hand this er “a ‘ January, ct N. LOUDE J ustice of the Peace, sliver Reef ing the Exchange editor always keeps “Den we grow old, an’ we take snuff an’? smoke. clay pipes an’ Spit on coua Washin tenth day o will be rendered against you as- an external apSince that even- sn te superstitious * Ae ° LIQUORS & CIGARS And Lager 3Beer on draught,» ‘Beer, - - == >- 125 Cer li seit Silver orn BEST headed earliest and best novels were spontan . | sects.”, Texas Siftings makes solemn aver* * * If the virtue that brings happiness | eous, the characters in them the un- insect ‘world is gifted with power far ment that the most truthful and unbeyond their size comparatively. We ‘Ten years nan to some is genuine,give us something | bidden offspring of genius, and they Over the old front, gate, throwed out obtrusive man in the community will, teem with high and able thoughts have seen a little bug not bigger than that is adulterated. in one week after he becomes the the petal of a violet, lift a 200-ponnd of, plumb so many, many times by There are three ways of getting out because they were born of inspiration man out of bed and drive him off into and Elaine ‘hanging, on it to owner.of a setter dog, develop into a of a scrape— write out, back out, and and nourished in a. mind of rare the barn to spend the night. Whena George swap lies, the vines are growing. ‘A }.taleated, gaudy. and ostentutious liar. Not because: her characters nobility. the best way is to keep out. were i 3 to hang her philosophy few little insects can “elean out a litle to the left is a grave; moss-covBrougham: A lawyer is a gentle- wpon) Her keynotes were human hotel, “it is time that this subject ered and uneared- for, Towser is Some recent exhumations in Egypt man who rescues’your Ce ael from In the sun-kissed woodshed have brought to light the sv oe hearts aid her genius was so large- ehould be more thoroughly under- dead. your enemy-and keepsitt himself. back ofthe house is aman choppin “souled in its Siarnater that her own | Stood. statue of Potiphar 8 wife, an There are in this world. circum- individuality was, for the time being, eae i A woman comes to the bac petent judges say that if the thing of : give us for masters one with-each actor in her dramas. ‘A. sad young poetess of Michigan stances’ which marble was true to life, Joseph was men whom we would not make our In her later works, where she was sends in a rhyming wail about the “Congo she says. . justified in having:his coat torn, ane. more tenet Cany, analytic al, her wings “bare brown fields and naked trees.” woman ae ut Shoo the brats 73. Heady’, oud better send that _ Love is the most terre and alia | ‘were clipped; the soley. truth of a . here is a prevailin e ee and et out of the alley ang Rina, in: ane life ~ apa 80 into her ow erous of th: © passions, rror of the number tte It. woul ad be aX} wood Ww! ' perien i t oe clouc one ‘ hat in the reas masters them; all are bad a slave to them. Precinct, gnbsy LE M-SMIT. You are Rater? voted of vane menced against court, wherein. ihe) hysterics, and one vulgar male, ignor- on his trowsers full of miseries. (ong-drawn sighs from eighty-four members. ) ; 1 able journalist with plication of abottle. refined company—or the hot tong. “From 20 to 30 we get mar’d,”’ con- n well-bred tinued the professor, as_a sad smile have a style of our own—unwritten crossed his face. “We love an’ court, rules governing young men when in an’-hire-liberiy.rigs.an’ buy candy an’ the presence of the gentler (and itis] marry. Whatam de result? (Groans to be hoped purer) sex. In the first We have to- place it is proper that the pantaloons {from all over the hall. ) pay house rent, an’ buy wood, an’ go should be loose around the waist and to meetin’ , an’ git trusted fur grocerat. the big elbow. ‘This admits of ies, an’ put up wid kicks an’ cuffs an’ carrying a six-shooter without inhowlin’ babies an’ a hull doahyard convenience. The style of weapdn He A. recent article in an exchange customs onds behind the style, or dat his butes am a hundredth part of an inch too long; or dat his coat wrinkles in the The Speaker—The sargenit-at-arme, Disparity | in Ages. will please sweep up the remains, and The old man who marries a young the house will then take up Lie ged girl does not doa very W ise ‘thing, éand | ;ious question.” Thus, day after day, our law m Akers his_ bride risks her happeness and are Wearing out their young lives Yor But thereis a certain often loses it. ihe good of this great republic, while beauty in the admiring protection of at home we enjoy every luxury and, the husband, ands whatever her dis- know not of ‘the ceaseless mental appointment may be; in nine cases strain and nervous wear and tear they out of ten she keeps her own secret. undergo, Her romance may be dormant, but Little do we reck as we proceed affection’is very strong in woman, with the hum druin of our uneventful and she may be fond and proud of a ‘lives at home, how our congressmen, very old man who retains his faculti¢s several hours each day, are calling up and his emotions, and loves ter well. the previous question and rising “to’a But of the old woman whe marries a poiht of privilege, in order that- we boy, what can we say, W hat ean, *) we may enjoy the priceless boon of libthink? In such a union there can be erty. neither dignity nor beauty. The Day after day, while you, gentle man’s motive is usually a mereenary reader, are daw dling the precious one, and the avoman is simply his hours aw ay selling goods or sawing The clérgyman who performs dupe. wood, these patriots, far from their the marriage knows that at the altar, homes and loved ones, with aching the friends who go to to the church to heads. and tearful eyes, are making see them married feel it acutely. The motions to reconsider, and with elarcongratulations are hollow and forced ion voice demanding the floor and Even where an old woman’s lingering battling un over the vital question of beauty has temporarily captivated a milage. youth, the lookers on feel nothing but And yet, while these men have their ‘sorrow-—the infatuation must be so shoulders under the national fabric Man’s brief, the rebound s0 terrible. and are fearlessly refétring things to love is often so light a thing, even committees, or with ws like front and when youth and beauty rivet it! A defiant tone moving to lay them. on to: suffer even Wate has often much the table, there are “eroukers at home, The where she has chosen wisely. with nothing to do but support their contempt one cannot help feeling for families, who speak jeeringly of the the woman,who barters her freedom, labors performed by these noble warthe scorn one must cherish for a man riors in the national arena. It is not who sells himself for fortune, are right. =eso scarcely so strong as the pity that Ex-President IIayes_ still enjoys arises for two bound together for life ) under such circumstances as to make life, notw ithstanding the venomous even ordinary contentment an utter darts that are being ‘hurled at him by his late admiring “constituency. He impossibility. —sas ==> : spends most of his time in a shoein- maker’s ’s shop in Fremont, where a . Some writers impress” their dividuality upon us much more thar , | jolly crowd.is generally congregated. Whenever anyone tells a mean story, others, but hot by any means beeause Hayes remarks: ‘That reminds me. their individuality is greater; very .When [was President of the United often rather because they are not grea t | States’’—but he never gets.any farenough to rise so‘entifely above them _| ther. The crowd pretends to go to selves as to be lost in the character more than they elaborate. The very absence 0 f| “what, for want of a better term, may when-one be catted: the-self-elementavas--the}when onc is secret of George Eliot’s genius, Her all other ant of polite usages, felled the fash- that his sleeve-buttons are fifteen sec- oe * like his vest, “life am full of. love and jealousy an’ bad fittin’ coats an’ gwine to funerals an* stayin’ home from circuses, Jist as a, young man gits to thinkin’ dat he am happy he diskivers [ am—— The Speaker—Genthemen—— Mr. Blume—No sir, ‘i ain not. is a dirty-—— * ** spent in people, it is. soon aveepted as the corfifteen ‘years? Not a bit. De ‘boys rect card,’ git. licked, and.de gals git ‘spanked, To our own knowledge, says the an’ dey fall down stairs, have de} Virginia Chronicle, the junior editor chicken- “pox, git boxed up with de of the Exchange has on several ocmumps, an’ ‘have to” w’ar clothesf casions endeavored to introduce this which have been cut obér and dyed. custom of the best society into second (Sensation by Giveadam Jones ‘as he and even third-class circles with recalled old recollections.) startling results. ‘The last time he rom de aige of 15 to 20,’ con- stalked into a Minnie street parlorin tinued de orator, after pulling down first-class style, four ladies went into Mr. Crumb=-No sir, he MF. Gobbs= Mr, ‘Spesker;I—— Mr. Bobbs— Mr. Speaker, Iw Pomc Mr. Hobbs—E desiye to— is am his grandfather.) What comfort does any. boy or gal take up to de age of Hobbs—As T understand it, the Mr. Blum—Mk, life not, an’ we wish we was dead. (Sobs by Pickles Smith, who has lately lost Mr. Crunib—Will my collengue vield to me for a moment? son, and fust y’ar of our tunuels down which dey pour soothin’ ee up, paregoric, sweet milk an’ what tlemen to order. the roses ‘There is $2,000,000. - Society. : A correspondent asks that journal if it is a breach of etiquitte to hitch-up his pants when sitting down "Carpenter and B before company, .to prevent them bagging at the knees. The Mail says such an act would be very rude in- Repairing and all kinds of work 1 deed, and recommends that in sitting Main St., South of Pe down both arms. should be-placed on the arm or seat of the chair, while ) Great chance ' to: the feet’ slide on. theca “ag‘ the te body. is lowered into its position. on this the San Francisco Daily r Hebe yange remarks: » ‘We think, an so do many of the best authorities on for ? A right in “thal loalisiene the work sropeety from the the demeanor of gentlemen in society | do The bistneas iene that if there is any danger of the pants bagging at the knees, they rapidly on should be taken off and hung on the money time to the wok oronl, hall-rack with the visitor’s hat and Full information anda overcoat. ‘Though this may create a free. Address Stinson & Co. Por little surprise in second class circles, (Sensation.) cryin’ wid pain and sorrow. We see ghosts. We have bad dreams. We am_seized by de colic. Our froats am previous ques stion. Ma. Smith—I rise to ask information as to the previous question,| Mr. Robbs—I desire to eall the gen- You don’ t want $42,000,000, ‘Telemachus; pubitaner. Should They be Pulled Up or Taken Wuth regular order is Mr bbs—I desire to call the gentlemen to order. The Speaker—The order 4 the ahead and get it. Choice. -—Which-ehallit-he-dear tellectual faces befo’ me. ee is one of privilege. plenty for both of us. And if you) want a couple of milfions, why go free of charge, M. Life Fur?” have put de same query color in your blood, and dreams in, your heart, and vl the love and beauty and freshness of sunrise that the $42, 000,000 cannot buy, and don’tyou for- feels for success- -home, mail, Dr. ‘The are a fool, my boy ; 3 and lightness in your step, my it his daty to make it known to his suffering ‘follows. The receipt with full particulars, directions t- in you you are se attering ashes on that grow inthe morning. for complaints, afterhaving thoroughly tested its wonderful e on~ “Am Libin’ I kin almost emagine myself lookin’ down de aisles of de Senate Chafiber of de United States. (More sensation.) | De question, ‘Am Life Wuth Libin’ the unfinished business, Mr. Cameron—I think that can dé Fur?’ has often been axed, an’ I bedisposedof in'a very few minutes, ue lieve that several parties besides me true, but wine, mirage after mirage of bright ‘dreams and. beautiful ilusions and pleasant vanities making the landseape beautiful areynd you; if you envy this man his forty-two million dollars, and his spectacles, and ‘his gray hair, and bis wrinkles, and his pracby of speedy Consumption, and Debility his formula for affections, also a positive ie from in the No- 26 BAGGY PANTS. CLUB. tsing and attend to all other ‘boein g@ upon them as as the “My friends, it pleases me exceedThe Stockton Mail is. reading its Mr. Springer rose. ‘Mr. Cameron—I call for the regu- ingly to behold sich a vast sea of in- subseribers some important lessons on above your head, with the blood coursing through your veins like Public in.Office. CONSUMPTION CURED. 3 } Dissertation de ies 44 Attorney SALT LAKE A by Esq. mand for the yeas and nays. Hawkeye man-are these: ‘The Speaker—T he chair is informJames G. Fair is worth $42,000, 000. ed that the vote has been ordered to And the whole $42,000,000 of it;any} @ tiken, by yeas and nays. dear boy, don’t make him as happy. as Mr. Cannon—Lhen LI move to reyou are W ith the dew of your youth the vote by which the yeas in your’héart, when you hold the eSietiies were ordered. hand of the girl you love, and walk andThehays motion to reconsider was with her ina path that is only wide agreed: to, enough for one, with the rustlin Mr. Galkins—I now withdraw’ the branches w hispering above your head) demand for the yeas and nays. 80 happy that you cannot speak with! The Speaker—The question is in anything but yonreyes. If you envy ordering the previous question. him, ‘Nelemachus, if you with your Mr. Cox—I demand the previous brown hands, and your bright, young juestion. face, with the down just s!hading your Mr. Hobbs—TI desire to call attenlip, witg not a gray hair in your head tion to a bill for the relief of crossor a gnawing care in your heart, with ved veterans of the revolutionary the morning sun shining in your upar. turned face, with the velyet turf Mr. Bobbs—I desire to call the genunder your feet, and the blue heavens ten to order. MANTOR, Ske Same, LIME- “KILN Mr. Speaker—At the time the house’ trum. . (Cheers by Samuel Shin, who adjourned, on nahn house had no idea what the word rostrum ough.his veins like wine, mirage | eet ye on” Ot ‘ds But lain to bede only r=tairage of bright ie an _T of the gentleman front Illinois, ussen in dis _kentry who takes de beautiful illusions and pleasant -van= mand Mr. Calkins—I demanded the yeas ‘nezativ side of dis momenehus [nities, making the landscape beautiful and nays. I now withdraw the dequiry. In de fust:place we am bo’n. about him.’ But the words of the CLARK, = the that he is as fond of the softer sex as ever, in fact, that the ‘‘blood\courses Attorney at Law and Notary Public, WAIN ST is artistic and on Nye, $ Ee otary7 Public ia the office. REEF, Report lar order. . Mr..Springer—I. ask MgBpolteagu to yield to me, . graphic picture in his and youth. In “the in the concrete, it is not so good, because very faulty. Senator Fairis by no means a man of wrinkles, spectacles and gray hair,” and it is said and Attorneys Salt_Lake-City, Utah... Cc. of age abstract’ this & LOWE, SILVER he draws contrast Salt Lake City, Utah. GIBSON Special THE PROCEEDINGS. William The Hawkeye man talks cheeringly enough to the melancholy young man Land Agents and Attorneys ‘Land Agents A Havn’'t Millions. PARSONS, (Successors to T. C. Bailey,) BIRD CONGRESSIONAL MAN! | You N, B.—Our agents are author! REEF, WASHINGTON “agua ae eray. SATURDAY, FEBRUARY. Ii, 1882 A, BAILEY Because to the Mining In Interests of Southern Utah, aor 2 __ TERMS sei |