Show j ' ’ ' ' z ' - ‘ 'I SOCIETY MUSIC A : J T Tk 'VDITRT -1? W M : DRAMATIC MAGAZINE A KT 11 r J ' f SECTION TWO 4 - SALT LAKE 1 -r i CITS' SUNDAY UTAH MAY 1911 28 PAPES ONE TO TWENTY-EIGHT : : — — - ----- " - — - Ba CPL°NEL iff i ft a a a a a a ' - - --- CRPvte 4 I The Colonel Analyzes the Bums Bill always ib rnriyiiwuifl got it Detective — to 1 1 1 M HAT Il Romance?” somethin’ y Colonel doin’ Crowe yourself many slow yrho life idly sets wouldn’t only Post he was There seem so dull steed cat 60?? 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your record know about Colonel me you Crowe and you go free 4 'Bein’ a far less criminal loathsome than you have a you o’ hard time thinkin’ sort crime I’ve done But you finally any two or three commonplace rae n murders to I1 fired “Not 11 m a the soo-renders i "mm ‘Love Then he decides he’s bn the years wrong clue so he and watches another doorway for another three years moves By that time the criminal either dies or to the is The life full ribbonclerk’s of the uncertainties but t I -CfoweN asked If it Soap Burns ’ crimes know Know W aa a 4 a aA ’ ' git bout rili 1 m h ‘t walker -- I slep me ’ he’s Bill after just s Sandow 4 4 r ' - So Bill my Bums 'heshadders me for two or three weeks he At last disguises himself as a barber and corners while me I’m bein’ shaved at the Palace Tonsorial Salon ‘Don’t move’ he boldin’ a at thrpat ‘I says razor Burns my am William the I Detective know ’your past You are the Lone Bandit of Grizzly Tooth Tell me all Halifax Cassidy you know about and I set yoivfree’ 4 Now 4 Halifax-Cassidy is CountyClerk curtain Our find who V - V of x in- are and eye Will i iW'ff ’-ilhiiiififtif’ know say: Burns w -r the what detective’ you ” are after Cyanide to uii in tollin’ the Bill the-littlest Ain’t-everyman I on the theory his crimes z A :£Ef: tlie for benefit ’ works it ’He r-r- X ' ' w puniest object tliat everv man somethin’ to conceal? 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