Show 4' ! - t r-X SECTION 1 it THE TWO - 1’J ads Their ' and A s s A and Hopes Their ancies o - BJi t i Jhefc -1 Wc My 4 v- ' x ' ' ‘ ’ i l’1’ e v ” ’ 1 rf — - — r- 'ft- ' a ' 4 r ’ ears A'd ’flTC x i ’ wor Jl k -I - f ? -r i ‘'ft 1 ’ " 1 ” r - - toTra t k :- ' : V Tf i i-' i ' 1 1 ’ V r I T a- 1 !- a'-y " z’- - - a a f r B -'V Wr-j: i' A- ” Amusing C J Pathetic to z— Tj J ' l -v--r S'- ' ! 'vs "-i 11 " " ! ’ ' ? ' x t ' - m -L - - s ' v- - w - w ' - tt ' u -’" -r’ " - -ji 1$ £a? S4 1 Taken hfL Life rom ? The j Story Love Real A rW Riddles— Love Three l&ihhhhhaT ' A ANCES BY d 1 I'M Whffi Marriages) GARSIDE L" ruv-lfWV-U- By NellBrinklyj "‘V 7“" ' ' - 4 £ Z-A "S 11 ft - 7 4h A 4 z ‘ 'vV 4z c 'BY 1 A it BY RANCES dim r 4‘i her courted he she impression that’ the impression ” I had L N: i' 5-i 1 - of the she life actress ’' ’’ ! " - ’ 1 Hi rifew stage - -' f K SIM ’:’ -“ -- - j wmfifl In a for ? she loved way VfS- Y if she parade it- But family” Come things many so wedding' ring Instead ofleaving the in past when she with every” tree scenery had if as painted her?: followed breakfast her kin her suaded: to that and fof in kin ‘ 41 with-a JMSM ! spare room could be pernight who over that in ' famous men man she married cut having his name and s by branches!The - ft This made 77 Maid Beggar parade by girl a ‘ ' t the ' family and passion ivery love y rr women an on nn rf a v HUfiti me from of' the 1dm To of are as the KIRK TlE' sed Pa w -1V1 toald how h men all that you you ques- Problems Three I Which is - Is Have Wisest the' Baffled Men of Ballads Whiskers -of Unis the Since Wprld Began - By JAMES RAVENSCROT ! - is of the common varity Pa Wen Ma’s shook her hand Wei sed Every wife top he sed 1 & of so pal pal a Am led Certainly a - then I i stone 'of They PaJ the Pa’s made yetfrs he sed I ui Ha Ma And But seen pal ? f sed)!Pa’s ui xicui I thorobred In the V And Ma mine copper gals the! see is They pal 'has There paying' he sd me rich is j fragment a no Let of tookout face is the in had wen bringing I t Mlpv-rr of rite isent to to peepul for me Bobbie it wud what not Ilttel thlnkincr to study chanst a kind them It was ' rue? be nas always a a gooa anser KW MKwL for such ' V a rinwn k I PBllr mak” at his' send sed f i scold for I've belngt late for tea had fell A horse disappoinlment thriv'said they nd were aolnsr to for had a t you :at all - na came- it hink? It cried horse-doctor so stay to -Awaited -!do she PENS GUY and thc'journals was auerLa ana : on wasn only a t : a course waiteo spa is horse-doctor man”— -Tit-Bits hotel at in the my attention ' give to the thatthees country Kerlosquet Honorotde for war said yesterday’“They hotel: are and preparation those fine the 5 4 crust - “I am taximetre all yer’ of the red wnat wiske and! iron She I IE him ' : B blc 1 they come ) -thein she fall chagin--I am am decide to Etats go JJnis the is Tbe the defend And I am convince would terrlbl” ' that New inconsola-r tel! the and great shein must he mayor "But but — suppose one man lady' head (she ill there pse Womb : 'ver’ sudden Iam -when abasket who is is f'look hold' before anovercoat of - ? : big -to make handsome get the take soldiere that japres wi to me’ blue into up brass of rub one avoid enormous I th - be riVst of with load - i convivial home’ and and part asleep' Whv a' came roadsideburst startling of speed ( clattering went slept onfanner next morning dowrv won daylight-by at and- you are ’are one her on road eyes and my ’ He dazed a blamed fine he inspected Rogers"- blamed is way Rogers span of got'dowh ’vehicle -the he fine added - are-used-for-a' to ’ A J : fiirls 'fiYbung r ' BY KENNETH n IEY There’s - ' a ’bid’ an gentleman k'" it' is no ’Is : -Proposal that he’s Your: Jap’s nurse a So theji And” 5 ' place1 no be ‘ and chuck His t he lost vc and horses frofn 1 - his “And “I’ve a rind seat if I ain’t found wagon" — Everybody’s a I i Jh cm aid -r'L "Yer : His-- '- ifin t’ink 'Tnr ’ avhn GREAT — ’ : - ’clerk’ used who 'to be BooklngCJerk— asylum Lady— 1 woman without J in Oh-he’s lunatic "a t U ' i!'- fVone ticket a any ?” - It seemed That “Go's ’s "fondly you’ll Stilly while ’itty - forget -1 ’ see 1 ‘ regret for doubt no pet£" "Me’ completely to could'hear and we ‘Wfts'a matter As rind Shlil - your ’j agree 111 If Jie’" the ” - on ’guy-wid' cuiu find- nonsense and woo s day ' a Gouhl’ d’ level t’i ' taste?-' xAk Or jvith'defter" Romeo DUTY "How can you wiiii ms face ?” jour 'sve’et That girl’s 5-Z ‘ - fe ?? w 7 do -lliXecrct “This ' f 1 A fr been Herald - answerr"Ches’’ W V m til kissing juice woacco ? v ' evil 111 Lt M 4 X J a fr u babies’’ ' over X? juice” reapendef iMAlaaeaa vtUMVVMt JLM — - - an - zvr--f ! t-wS demanded tobacco isn't ? 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What good will itdo to imprison a man The laws ’that are make are" only ‘a sham it do to'investigate? good disasters’’tis alwaystoo-late r J After day ront pages of papers awaytr one little "week it all passes oh stilTgoes anr‘nothingisdone And graft Greed and andthe isystemvliave won won - havey companfons fell ’he '4 b4 to What’s ’ gold”'' the produce 'theday -Borri'to - the -into a ' -sound ' man a ' such men-that fewer Vftman is out the undesirablebachelors they' become benedicts It Athey the office-to-offloe reveals of : spirit oi is who ft thoroughly house-to-house are' 'fTJ - because’' - the! man -glance at is who is’ vain ' in a shoulder itt - cast to the -it' loves principles who who wouldn't turn his backward over a passing the Venus high and woman hk jnari because in tfoe standing who marries on a - i of one who man f success' of head soothing-as as R-S who ' mind er s’ - a of them! every one worth marrying is the’ has of attained maturity' his has found and Jtjf work only-man achieved ? stay to doomed is nerves ' ’ will RUT LOGICAL farmerdrovc MIXED dayia arid bitter - marry man man marry years-who: ' the is the great a of lace L man j as unduly he the --7 - -the of ivine susceptible Unfit to - - letters then uniforms' the we answer the bet ‘ ' words And more army v ’One isfthe him The laws? tho flaws out the wipe that have pow men is the sake THIS them should better a the xnqn community "-’ v? light—-— pitifuL-eigHtf 4 3E3 j '- until action in man a gives ' hour’ for God’s Do something — arid and DO Don’t investigate — up preach lesh) and blood are both crying to you’ in autos are flying While men with' millions little girls Poor work insweatshops are dying! how-’ miserably and the mean — wages fifteen!”little kiddies only Poor "some — "say" ’Into the world without any 5 anyway thinks unfurled "'Ik supply The loriune dancing companion him a buzz saw - is crazllw of to wnea who smokes who ' 1 1 prop drinks a as IS - 1 success- me theman - God!— write note one the only way to make'those signs those uniforms those soldiereS to appropriates is 1 tL'AClliUAY) A ZS A Or for z There him' 4 Z WXIM marriage -to making $ 5 the world-— and Blue White looks V SrT L aione a wants or who reform XAK&aAM and-means 1 slaves! graves! to 'their' day! toiling all Liberty’s 3 - like ' -God’what to him ana:—v especially - - bump I z Unis she is disconsolate am make here?’’ Yok attempt V 7 journalists In that is under souls acquaint condition am danger tout byfthe trill building already kind and the where world: make that' mayor to time!- uprignt thesort Ri ' 7 “ ' is llivA M 3 A the 'man whirlieier - are' puplsh 5 -wake ' s that high 'beautiful iHiuh the ’that bridge see ver! is i Japanese that to cafes I Etats 'feed it the is ' those beSo? is country to who that-spell that say 'theywill' martial and will thatit is dollar ‘But- J - there I the on - of tp-blamegadfiat them What U taximetre' and rush to I which I live and myself I and desk — here you see — and and the is’ ind ’ journals the spot crime! attention the Encore a the in Who require ‘ I of that DU:BOTS they study: to order with those iron of And I to department which crowd -“lamtoid edifice station a - journals -war peop’s Japan With fall that She and structure shoot she those Italiens destroy picturesque are? selling that the Jpeanut and the ln' banan’s the street and those men who are 'the shoe lace selling arid-disposing of the machine to light the gas' -being 8 moiwr that prettier i into inculcate "don’t of bids ' V i - who ways - shame! name'- foremost ‘Here where the Red Under the Statue of God wh’at a' horrible what ees only is stain a what'a God sun-up-tosun-down— rom Here those will which the save larger - S "ages the on fiat-a God-w kiddies working and sent destroyed Bodies that they soldiere new a wire he system! a 4 M tf A Z and ’SULLIVAN -Ml little am they with and in still ' Poor iron of explain it advertise assui mean unprepare a “I hail -whiskers War blot Civilization picture uniform uniforms that all the boy shout ‘extra’ those on to 1 construct on’the’ Park Row neat’ that bridge of the ‘Brooklyn where tho poor people and the mayor they walk aoross because they are or with the- idea oi B exercise that which Monsieur Teddy be llgo there to SmjXeyes alora that disappointment mnfher!” oh rri'e be JOHN arpity! beautiful than in white and in of if stiM ' content 1 : t dW fO“ on ’ read of it Bobbld to sent will shaving poverty-stricken 1 7 ees everywhere 4 -give I seat - have our & out e adorn more there the i havejbeen preparation WELCOME) that ai they what A do certain that the those signs and into that pay army enlist and the with those that Japanese war the will finish in Russian defeat one victolre T glorleuse delight But arn morn night G6d the she that more He here American enough of hTA1' ord is a once will your By spells the other pointed way sed after Pa’s Ma frend ii per-sist you: why dp ail rite isent ! 1 long copper There by domain whiskers were what with on Kerlosqut -Husband1 hoam? I along hal is it yure the in sprout eyes behind recruit 1 peop’s fertile a honn a as Did yoii good with steddy gray dident maik good? & sign the more i sroinir he but that Ppybu sed -out fi-i mine you can man three irient M i dowd a beautiful the man marry to V - pepper of maybe r-eh ever-rise off blind red ’ ' pal? Say t ai? like eyes Did i made see pwer 3 It tne but can ’ whiskers come rather have them wich is no joke raisers of "coin thai razors surer all the broke barbers are happen Go that welth made everybody call terror of the tho Speed boy Sam pal he sed Beelepve to Desert me taken as much out of thef Ma I have the grate desert ’& mountings as they yeers- he ! not Man’s lo t ’ R if luck any Truth shaved vast -me stay siav high the' of j the - only !s It ’re And ’ to thay have keep on or mines summing jest This ore here on the tabel part of a?tiny what' made eyes thare place - many munny’that 'in ‘Menmust though And tel( aboutmines-Most sed Pa’s' friend so t man a becomes stand m Htl ' By of soldiers the army of the Etats Unis they as beautiful those He ‘No’ and as say made that! the explanation army of the Etats to Unis they have advertise’ like the in show of the burlesque order to obtain the recruit for the " army that “I astound the am American petit army she is jso— truck hair that further galore grow has once start to next day they at And i waysfor You gals to to hair-vigor to man he closely Thousrh I found? you i the and throw demand I “But some wud you and BuUwhiskerslike t - wish I gray:? always there Lotions ointments’ gotten by But seldom ? j as are is i mere ' it! Are - always!-interested am you the knew 1 S sed Well the us about I friend press of - of thifik put put a it were '4 Just uinc mah’sface on x T- hard iQ charm I with In the in and the blue those because like the sheets one are J fall fringed top like perceive khaki is thrive lie may the act soldieres dress and other this the and maybe them I “So head bald a whiskers wuisKers i ' minnlt I that a thorobredj you was to glad always meet a am Tay are dying out rapid you & “But of die ho is mine man’s a on stuff the xiYes es the’ is such affinity' Is a' girl Something Do infant one not i flourish whiskers brother leave r dirt that three after senoreeta) class 1 know ‘ never to enemy is this at oaver to dH-covered ha alive is that1 hair The chunks thetabel on all fend ’ the' ’- rest! things roots man And funny them piubpuvuug hungry was J men perennial are truth While Part of the time to I I' dident have ‘anything drink of that a small part guess was time Ma sed ' sadly behest -whisker look of tabel J 8ed that ore y l°t took a threw & growall Creation’s the all how ? peacock Here mine? he is such roots In you8 did trend ore took out of Pa’s delight these Etats am like only Is satisfy and is that j j Their palJ my and riot indeed! f things? is whiskers are wild and strange the’ But hurt right? any copper & 1 How she Ma wanted to be) kind of mad bekaus ' see It How he Ma is how mine of I nice but she! was he called pal her pal sed Say ever to him that hard iriterduced 1? for' infidelity” -not Such because! -which NTERESTING I barnyards or ver’ alarm when she is to be hurt immediate The rest of the time she She simply seat make no prepare the back and whistle banner of the thestar — patriotism spangle “She i t is She and big Is to! begin am -Jest hoam soldier tvho one I and feed well on tall ’ i 1WW-J a juiuiy uujh-fort she is a because tu marries who who-cannot this’ sed Pa There Well wayA to thei of a trend cummlng mine has jest soald house tonite that a copHe has rose per mine outin" Arizony th A hv sheer force' of his crate-s Pa sed will & to wich all must admit pQslshun the of beetng per-’ proud a sonal trend of mine wait till you him see a' not So sed I Ma grate sure am the that brings trends you many of is it '' ' who can never man because hecannot be the dearest in creature himselfthe world to him — the There is'thetshuman lean-to man ' - - I-' love a woman to unfaithful about: the upon an' S: -who ingratitude-often 'Tlipr Lin-’ me ' : often than love of the his seek b She economical upon 'him as aneast-ern her lord" And her re wait woman and ineeir Abe is more from) 'S' -ness fe the epnsiders! chooses her and is to "Zrf’: Si Art-' uuiiiiiuuiur willing slave the reeiy cairn wich men tu-n? - solemnity s man housewife ward I have the - ’ sense duty - euuu ? w the is a feus good offen Tf west small towns in the like & reely grate men you sed kun Mayou have toald timesBut milyun why a ’ of -high Tn- 11 Wilts r ! Re -sponsibiUty weight' or enjoy himself Is rfjiees is : vfa husband a him are who marries and torment' Awoman’s permanent: happiness with good had as though she a on iane weainer rage He ’ cuuot " Buuipa-umii or LMThere' Pa s WILLIAM By grate an is woman’ " days of chances - Bobbie Little ? to but full' no -has -t VV j a contrives added no man enu cniei A - de do ( father him to jv in-i who cniptyuu That-he a gives’this be--a moi Hi j may may reasonably purse ”&uui woman A - woman man- is-the J sue--ceed uiv ui duu iu her she heart a '3 who can’t qualitiesthese She hpj f ' w other' 'watch avoid the possess ior irf There his keep woman) I ' perquisite ne’er-do-well a chamber of What chosen - i oe can’t man - of stories i & she jwouiu a they Or’ him” spises’ exhibits forherrelatives’ bethe imposition y it is the' to her ’husband of one ordinary and sometimes 'tragic) sometimes ‘comes matri a ’ regardless - i He wire his as as so wora secret To a nas -words anti ’and they that the do maycoddle its royal The own’ Jiving withshis society week? even devotion rrake if other her successful that afterward is re-' marrying a beggar maidwas he early and late that minded mar-’ tied all a princess and must support A if well ast lacks-thesturdy family pride is' never before marriage: it is he he thought who of ' can’t enough along business partner In i4' v- familv k indeed keep himself alive a women Princess a ? who well conclusion S ’ ' v- lie ’to r aru rSJ?H many bo p his k?- So marriageproving are of men man get every women on u argument pupuiainy waning j the rT " nra fit Tin - ttf despise honored of ®i a to useheir beginning But women lacuiues hitherto dormant unnKing the whos can’t ‘‘get' along” man They go’ dowh town themselves-every day and bring a pay envelope home now one is rof ’care the tasK y —n is — content - and was living delight- how io of -tne shift monial earned ' 'with the —— became after her her love relatives and liking her her for as her folks grew her dislike for his folks intensified 'Her relatives owned his were' afraid to it and his enter ’home in their which The 'family) tree she courtship days had pictured as deco-’ Chung 'with scapegoats was to — — a hard might 7 ever that like growing by marriage — lip mil-' Girv S -of uie institution ilvlnc-fnr a and luncheon w 4 ‘There for rated rub VOV V ? jtaken -lor iyiTVrYin11 vri a - mushroom was jno record the 1 equm the old many unequal it life to her for reman! There made made andpost forjithose furnished him married come' dinner for £31 be 'thousands ’relatives her all tyM more a self-sup- a’ & ' ! Jjwas kin the of to was wno is There tne reason light to come a was 4 man be - A w - think would' it" a ildfe to 1 M3 ' XV i oh ZX l z : moments-and ful fi This fact to 'Obstacle isn’t there for V-VT MM tired LiJ '-I 'AU They !- her ' 1 pulling belief didn’t she is marriages of insurmountable an marriage ‘behind? this ’ diminishing Rhe for reason self-supporting is ! woman no proportion of other ’countries women-in not - undesirable- of the fact that six earning1 their own country and that there this in A 1 hus number are’ women growing “broth-ira teft hf' encouraged - ' 5 t lion 4-i-f qn than one ’ t ?' r potent ’ ‘ ' - worn-J at ‘whom- Dr'Jackola’s number - "r ’’ 1 ' ' bachelors marry’’’ would ! ' - ' largei - ’ finds'that -“Consider’’ ' 1- ’ been ' exclaims-"the " ! mak m “many -brain -and declining to marry-and to the reason'? points 1 inland Is and hals wprld jmaKing-deductions" eyes en'ara ' "'--'"I a ' of the’r of ’He: the-old and scenery her and parents settings inga tour’ ' ! to 'Jackola john ‘ " !' - ' thought -number Dr- d’ecrcas-): is - - WhI - finding are why rthere marriages 6f ing i ” - :r her blamed said her J'She she she knew scenery better if jeould 'do she had better stage settings g ' he Would! take He heraway’ t 'y using-his stage failure on all ' - mimic the on :7: i u- ‘ - - : Like ! - shewas Mx we reason a relatives but so was to that faint and consider so (illusive in her his family future’ plans was to to give something form and substance had existence that no There were the' usual quota of parents’ but and sisters brothers and in the they background: remained the they were painted scenery and the actress and if she ever spoke it to find setting of her stage was itr fault with 1 he HEN T PATTERSON ttietrueA' -T had- ADA Ihst GARSIDE D PATTERSON "vA ‘ H - Ada' By ' jc ' " Debreae 'i - $ L r V g V - 'f-i ‘t - Sorrow tp Coinedyf £ 9 V Joy rom )hx J -V liVt f £ 16-1911S ’ j- - a ’ r ' SUNDAYAPRIL Hlaiolv JIbout i Tlieir - 5 AJ ”- "i- k-w 1 ’ i ’a t J'! 1 'l ” 4 1 c 1 ’ UTAH? 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