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Show LIFE JULY 1, 2013 B3 APOCALYPSE from B2 FIREWORKS from B2 Because of the nature of the film, I am unable to accurately portray some of what I thought were the finer points of the film, but I can say with full confidence that this is a movie for fans of Seth Rogen and the usual group of actors that accompany him. They all play exaggerated versions of themselves as they meet up at James Franco's house for a party. During the party the Rapture happens, and that's when it starts to get really funny. There is really nothing better than watching a group of self-centered pampered actors during a crisis. They play themselves so well, which shouldn't be hard to do, but they also sprinkle in a lot of jokes at their own expense, which is half the fun. There are even a few scenes where they use the camera James Franco took from the set of 127 Hours, a nod to Franco's habit of taking things from every movie he works on, to film a sequel to Pineapple Express. I could not stop laughing in the theatre. Sadly, that's about the only part of the movie I really can describe without stepping over a few boundaries in this paper. It's really a foul movie, and if that offends you, then this isn't the film for you in the slightest. If you're spending the day closer to Salt Lake, Sandy has a wonderful Fourth of July celebration. They set up a stage with a few performers, both local and otherwise, and have a wonderful outdoor celebration complete with vendors so you can satisfy that itch to buy cheap jewelry and plastic toys. It's actually pretty difficult to sneeze without hitting someone throwing an event in celebration of the day. You can just wander around the valley until you have found something that feels right for you and your loved ones. Or you can just go to a fireworks stand and celebrate the day the way it was meant to be: by blowing stuff up and nearly burning down your home. Like real Americans. There is a little bit of fine print that goes along with the do-ityourself method. Fireworks are only legal to purchase in Utah from June 19th to July 25th. They are legal to use from July 1st through the 27th. So keep those dates in mind and plan your celebrations accordingly. Whatever you choose to do to celebrate the day, remember what it's really about. The celebration of freedom and the ability of an entire nation to unite, stand up and say, "O000000, Ahhhhh, Ohhhhh !!." 7 T-""Filial”mat. It's really a foul movie, and if that offends you, then it isn't the film for you in the slightest. CAMERON SIMEIVUVU REVIEW Don't forget to get stocked up on fireworks, and to not blow your hand off. UTAH COLLEGE OF DENTAL HYGIENE One of the few problems I had with the film was the pacing. It seems to speed up and slow down at times, and it can get a little boring in the middle before speeding up to a spectacular finish, with a cameo from the Backstreet Boys. 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