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Show 10WWWWOMOWWWWOMMOW, •LIFE EDITOR •EDITOR OF THE V •ASST EDITOR OF THE V - Writer/ reader/cinephile/feminist/ intellectual snob/dork. Fueled by cynicism, passion and Mountain Dew. I get by being clever and awkward. - - I make great cookies. Like, really, really great cookies. Add some vanilla ice cream and I make really great ice cream sandwiches. - - Photo enthusiast. Book binder. Rock collector. Native of Happy Valley. Possessor of extreme wanderlust. - IF YOU COULD BE ANY FICTIONAL CHARACTER, WHO WOULD YOU CHOOSE? IF YOU HAD TO CHANGE YOUR FIRST NAME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE IT TO? When I was a kid I was convinced my name I would be Liz Lemon from 30 Rock. She's smart, funny and has an awesome job. Plus, it's the closest I'd ever get to being Tina Fey. was too cheesy and old-sounding. So I chose "Rose" instead. Because that was somehow better. WHAT IS STASHED UNDER YOUR BED? All of my heels I never wear and purses WHAT IS THE WORST GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? IF ANYONE COULD BE YOUR GRANDMA, WHO WOULD IT BE? Right as I was entering puberty I asked my mom not to get me underwear for Christmas (because it happens in my family). When I opened my presents on Christmas morning, a new package of white Hanes briefs were under the tree for me. White grandma panties are not what any pubescent girl wants. Meryl Streep, that way I could spearhead the campaign to change the Best Actress Award at the Academy Awards to the Meryl Streep Award. IF ANYONE COULD BE YOUR GRANDMA, WHO WOULD IT BE? I never use. I hate wearing heels unless it's a special occasion, or transferring my belongings, so I just stick with my messenger bag. So all of my cute heels and purses stay under my bed, unused. WHAT IS THE BEST PART ABOUT BEING YOU? I'm able to find humor in nearly every situation. In life you either have to laugh about it or cry about it. I choose to laugh. Crying gives me a headache. I'd bring back Elizabeth Taylor. Dress up will be great. IF YOU KNEW THE WORLD WAS ENDING IN 2012, WHAT WOULD YOU DO DIFFERENTLY? Travel everywhere I have always wanted to go. Stateside: Yellowstone, the Redwoods, Oregon coast, Seattle, Florida Keys and Harry Potter world in Universal Studios Orlando. Foreign: Greece, Turkey, India, Italy, France and Jamaica. 6 IMEET THE PRESS • IF YOU COULD BE ANY FICTIONAL CHARACTER, WHO WOULD YOU CHOOSE? Probably Peter Pan. Forever young, carefree, and non-committal. He makes friends easily and he can fly. Plus he lives on a magical island where you can eat anything you want. WHAT IS STASHED UNDER YOUR BED? An entire arts and crafts store—spraypaint, frames, gesso, turpentine, sketchbooks, string, buttons, bottles, books, records, shells, maps and fabric, for starters. One of my life goals is to end up on Hoarders, and I'm well on my way. IF YOU KNEW THE WORLD WAS ENDING IN 2012, WHAT WOULD YOU DO DIFFERENTLY? Get credit cards and accrue massive amounts of debt traveling the world. Italy would be first, followed by Switzerland, Austria, Germany, France, Spain, and England. Then Morocco, Thailand and Jerusalem. Final stop would be somewhere in the Bermuda triangle to watch the firework finale like Robinson Crusoe. IF ANYONE COULD BE YOUR GRANDMA, WHO WOULD IT BE? Marry Poppins, because I hate taking medicine and cleaning my room. She'd make both of those things way funner. |