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Show 2 Events Feb 22-27 Attention V-Readers, By Nadia Ashtawy Stop building your earthquake shelters now. You may not need it, and it would be useless anyway. Is the recent seismic turbulence God's retribution for government-funded abortions? We can't say. But if it is, make sure the Planned Parenthood you picket actually does what you think it does. Facts can take what looks like righteous indignation and turn it into something ridiculous. Tuesday Feb. 22 Music OPEN MIC ACOUSTIC NIGHT — 8 p.m. at Velour, 135 N. University Ave., Provo. VelourLive.com or 801-818BAND. $2 for performers; $3 for the public and performers at the door. The V wants to give its readers peace of mind before they drown into emotions based on the surface of a story. Nothing cures hysterical ignorant emotions like having the proper information. Nothing takes a burdensome weight off one's chest like illumination. Nothing paints a realistic picture like, you know, reality. If you take anything away from this issue, it's APPLEBEE'S KARAOKE NIGHT — 9 p.m. to midnight. Applebee's, 290 W. 1300 S., Orem. 801-223-0111. Participants must order something off the menu. to understand something before you overreact. Cheers, 44,-R044 Visual Arts B.F. LARSON: PAINTINGS AND DRAWINGS — 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. at Springville Museum of Art, 126 E. 300 S., Springville. SMA.Nebo. edu or 801-489-2727. Free. Royce 4441 Ne4444 Editors of the V ■ ■■ RESEARCH REVOLUTION: UNDERSTANDING ALZEIMER'S GENES— 7 p.m. in the Storytelling Wing at the Orem Public Library, 58 N. State St., Orem. Lib.Orem.org or 801229-7050. Free. Other INTEGRATED YOGA CLASS — 6 p.m. at the Krishna Temple, 311 W. 8500 S., Spanish Fork. UtahKrishnas.org or 801-7983559. Free. What are you doing to prevent earthQuakes? "I'm not thinking about them, and I'm not doing anything to prevent them." Mindy Harward, Culture Editor "Not having sex." Sterling Grey, Assistant News Editor "Holding onto the iron rod and laughing at the people in the big and spacious building." Elyse Taylor, Designer "I'm thinking positive thoughts so the planet will hear them and say, 'Okay, I won't Earthquake on you'." Kelly Cannon, Assistant Culture Editor "I would bring back Pangaea." Andrea Whatcott, News Editor "I hold a shamanistic ritual to appease the rock spirits." Mike Sanborn, Assistant Opinions Editor "Losing weight. I'm the single force keeping the world in balance." Jarom Moore, Assistant News Editor "Not living in California." Audrey Moore, Designer "I don't wear low-cut shirts." Emma Hunt, Managing Editor "Walk really, really softly." Robin Anthony, Assistant Coordinator Wednesday Feb. 23 Music ACOUSTIC SHOWCASE: CHRISTOPHER SHEPHANIE, THE OLD GREY GEESE, CLARENCE JESSOP — 8 p.m. at Velour, 135 N. University Ave., Provo. VelourLive.com CONTINUES ON PAGE 6 W STAFF INFECTION ECLECTIC LETTERS: CALIGRAPHY GUILD EXHIBIT — 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. at Covey Center for the Arts, 425 W. Center St., Provo. CoveyCenter.org or 801-8527007. $10. Education Adam" Editor-in-chief of the UVU Review David Self Newlin newlinda@uvu.edu Editors of The V Lead Designer Nadia Ashtawy neman996@gmail.com Audrey Moore John-Ross Boyce jrboyce@gmail.com Send story tips to tips@uvureview.com |