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C299-07 Undergraduate Research Assistant $7.25 per hour C611-95 Advertising Representative Cornmission C419-10 Marketer/salesman potencial of 15-20$per hr C005-04 Research Assistant $1500/month C160-06 Substitute Teacher 65.00 - 75.00 C448-07 Customer Service- Tooele Distance Ed 8/hr C296-05 American Sign Lanugage Interpreter $14-$26+ C106-09 Student Support Services Tutor 7.50 + C134-09 Laboratory Technician minimum $7.25 C208-96 Tutor $7.25/hr c226-10 Field Assistance In Hawaii $8.00 C233-10 Biological Technician $8/hr C240-10 Marshalese Interpreter $10/hr C249-10 Occupational Therapist based on experience C245-10 Research Assistant $8-$12/hr negotiable ' 297 North Main, Logan 753-6444 ■ nefouw REVERSE Super Crossword LOGIC ACROSS 52 Marion of 102 Cheeseboard 1 Deprivation "Happy choice 5 Tours Days" 103 Munich topper 56 Stifle Dad? mister 10 Turkish title 60 Steak 104 Incites 15 They trimmings Rover squeak for 62 Graceful girl 108 Vapor themselves 63 Clean the 110 Cavalry 19 "Carmen" sink weapon highlight 64 GI's 112 "Well, I'll 20 Absinthe address be!" ingredient 65 Straight 113 Hire a 21 Parcel from the caterer? out garden 118 Wordless 22 Oklahoma 67 Historical greeting city period 120 Literary 23 Romance? 68 Khartoum's collection 26 Stubbs or river 121 Actress Strauss 71 Likable Lee Merrill 27 Sound from 73 "Dies —" 122 Metrical feet 1 Down 74 Prepare to 126 Declaim 28 Dutch shoot 130 Actor Arnaz artist 75 Write a 132 Improve? 29 Scheme novel? 136 Trot or 31 Cavity 80 Pantry item gallop 32 Eggy 81 Talbot or 137 Mountain beverage Naldi nymph 34 Count the 82 Part of MIT 138 " — Gay" fish? 83 Concerning 139 Puppeteer 38 Make 84 Furrow Tony believe 140 In addition 85 Statistical 41 Scandifocus 141 Mitigated navian 87 Long or 142 Widow's 45 Novelist Peeples inheritance Radcliffe 88 Chew the 143 Collar 46 Prepare scenery feature prunes 92 Monroe's 47 Some successor DOWN underwear 94 Go downhill 1 It becomes 49 Coat fast ewe? material 95 Recess'? 2 College 50 Comic 99 Lurid Lugosi exam DeLuise 100 Congeal 3 Location 1 2 3 4 5 19 7 32 39 40 47 ■ 56 When in Rome PG-13 Daily 7:30, 9:45 No 9:45 on Sunday Tooth Fairy PG Daily 5:00 Sat 11:45, 2:00 Valentine's Day PG-13 Daily 4:00, 6:40, 9:15 Sat 12:30 NO 9:15 on Sunday Sherlock Holmes PG-13 Daily 6:45, 9:20 No 9:20 on Sunday Alvin & the Chipmunks The Squeakquel PG Daily 4:45 33 34 42 43 92 59 36 60 ■ 66 55 90 91 74 79 96 97 98 102 109 103 111 110 117 122 118 123 124 125 133 134 89 112 119 126 127 128 129 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 Shutter Island R Daily 9:30 NO 9:30 on Sunday 54 67 88 101 121 53 83 116 132 ■ 52 62 87 108 18 31 73 95 100 113 114 115 61 78 94 17 46 51 72 86 16 37 82 93 131 15 30 65 71 104 105 106 107 130 Daily 4:15, 7:00 70 99 120 35 45 77 85 Blindside PG - 13 44 58 69 84 14 22 50 76 81 13 93 Halloween accessory 96 Author LeShan 97 Super, for short 98 Harbinger 101 Eastern "Way" 105 Common contraction 106 Sand flea 107 Lady of Spain 109 — milk 111 Carrot or parsnip 113 Scout's honor? 114 Ryan of "Barry Lyndon" 115 'Wonderwall" rockers 116 Java joints 117 Worked wood 119 Refuse 123 Non-stereo 124 Forehead 125 Belle —, FL 127 Blind as — 128 Skater Lipinski 129 High-strung 131 Mineral suffix 133 -- Dawn Chong 134 Peculia 135 Organ of equilibrium 26 64 80 12 29 49 68 11 28 57 75 Sat 12:00, 2:10 hit 10 25 41 48 Robbins 48 Scenter of attention? 51 Tenor Del Monaco 53 New York city 54 Bit of parsley 55 Mock 57 Sets straight 58 '60s designs 59 Sign 61 — cotta 62 Asylum 66 Emulates Simon 69 Den 70 Senator Kefauver 72 Computer acronym 75 Bea Arthur role 76 Maestro Dorati 77 "Big" star 78 Runnymede's river 79 Vitality 80 Zodiac crustacean 86 San —, CA 89 Colleague of Yves and Christian 90 Grocer's measure 91 Bronte heroine 21 63 OPEN SAT AT 11:30 FOR MATINEES 9 24 27 S 8 20 23 38 6 4 Lucifer 5 Candy quantity 6 Adam's grandson 7 Fissure 8 Villa d'9 Snicker sound 10 "Fie!" 11 Ginger12 Murdered 13 Mobs 14 Bear out 15 Tullis or Ferrer 16 Bumbling 17 Communal 18 Mrs. Archie Bunker 24 British school 25 "Wild Child" singer 30 "Stoker —" ('83 film) 33 Wedding wear 35 Terminate 36 Switch words 37 Crooked 38 Basics 39 Gator's cousin 40 Poi base 42 Caviar 43 Sea plea 44 '59 Marty Answers found elsewhere in this issue. 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