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Show Page 17 Pearls Before Swine • Pastis Monday, Jan. 11, 2010 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? TimeOU Me showing you lorry top of aneernal Pood chain, master of' ai l speecies, bees and steal I . A collection of student-produced & syndicated comics, puzzles, fun stuff ... and more FREE classified ads!. Brevity Reallity check Loose Parts • Blazek Get Loose Parts hooks at LoosPartsComic.com I'M SORRY, WE DON'T DO FACE TRANSPLANTS FOR GENERAL UGLINESS. SNAFU It was a beautiful tattoo ... for about a day KILLt- WHALE ©Nap Day...Bra14. looseparts@comcast.n.t • Dist. by Tribune Media Services, Inc. F-Minus • Carillo iq,(43114 guy andro44.corn WWI? ©2010 guy rodd Dist by UFS, in Scootah Steve • Steve Weller YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE FUNNY? steve-weller@hotmail.com EXCUSE ME, MISS... IS THIS AVAILABLE AS A T-SHIRT? T HROW A STICK A l (N10. WHAT? A DOG SHOW AND YELL. 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Call James at 801-598-7806. 135,000 mi. This car is in great condition, RED with Charcoal gray/ black interior, 4 cyl. SOHC VTEC fuel injected engine, 5 speed manual, 2 doors, A/ C, power windows/locks, sunroof, CD player, AM/FM, new front tires, power steering, keyless entry, electric mirrors, Anti-Lock Brakes, Floor Mats, rear defrost, owner's manual, dual air-bag, power brakes. Has had only two owners in the same family and has had all routine maintenance taken care of. Call James at 801-598-7806 Electronics LCD TV 32" Cheap! Needs new processor. This TV has a broken processor, but has never been used. Was bought on sale at 2008 Circuit City close out. Selling for $25 OBO. Can be fixed if part is bought or use as scrap. It is an Element 32" full HD 1080P LCD TV. It is still in the box with all of the parts and manuals. Call Jim for info. at 208-521-6858. Playstation 1 for sale! Cheap w/lots games! This package includes a PS1 system, 2 working controllers, all of the cords, three memory cards, 15 games and 2 demos. The games include: Crash Bash, Tomb Raider, CoolBoarders 2, Tekken 3, Tomorrow Never Dies 007, NBA Jam Extrem e, WCW vs the World, Test Drive Off Road, Tetris Plus, MLB 2000, NCAA Football 2000, Space Invaders, Tecmo Stackers, Spyro Year of the Dragon, and Gran Turismo. Furniture Glass Top Coffee Table Glass broke during delivery, but coffee table is in great condition. Never been used. $15 OBO 9 1 3 2 8 5 3 2 8 5 1 7 4 3 9 STADIUM 8 535 W 100 N, Providence • LEAP YEAR* (PG) 12:40, 2:45, 4:50, 7:10, 9:20 • SHERLOCK HOLMES* (PG-13) 1:20, 4:20, 7:00, 9:35 • DAYBREAKERS* (R) 6 5 Homes for Sale Smithfield Townhome-Motivated Seller. Price reduced $122,500 1296sq.ft. 3brm. 2.5bath 1car garage. 218E. 830S. Smithfield. 563-8068/881-1668. Check us out @ ksl,craiglist,cache valley daily, or www. smithfieldhomeforsale.blogspot.com Come take at look! 14'X66' Mobile Home. 2 Bed, Bath, includes shed & all apliances. In Smithfield $15,000. 435-232-6089. • DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE MORGANS* (PG-13) 2 4 6 Utilities Paid! $650/Mo. 2 Bed Apt. Clean upstairs apartment in great location.2 Bedrooms, 1 Bath, All Utilities Included, Washer/Dryer Provided, 1 Car Garage Storage, No Smoking/No Pets, Dishwasher, AC, Contract Required, Deposit, Available January Please call for an appointment (801) 510-1037 or (435) 752-6822 12:45, 3:05, 5:15, 7:25, 9:35 1 3 Sofa for Sale! Great for students! This sofa is older, but in good condition. Used in a non-smoking and non-pet home. It is approximately 90 inches long, light brown and the upholstery is in good shape. Great for dorm rooms or newly married couples. Call Jim at 208-521-6858 for info. $40 1225 N 200 E (Behind Home Depot) 7 9 Light weight coffee table. Never been used. Glass center broke during delivery. $10 OBO UNIVERSITY 6 6 3 ti PART OF THE AcciaolAINSQUARE coMMUNTTY. Contract for sale! -Only $990 for the semester (OBO) *no deposit required (normally $150) *heat included in rent -great location! only one-half block from USU -3 bedroom apartment -2 full bathrooms -second floor apartment -large newly remodeled kitchen -air condition unit in apartment -furniture included and in great condition -brand new vacuum with hose included -broom and dust pan included -new flooring in kitchen and bathrooms -garbage disposal -dishwasher -microwave -fridge/freezer -kitchen table with chairs -laundry mat and vending available -lounge with cable tv -awesome and clean roommates *I need to sell my contract in order to pay for LDS mission to the Philippines that I have just been called on. *If interested please call Jenele at 801898-6032 or email at jenelevanderveur@ gmail.com 2297 North Main, Logan 1 CI-EARL`( SAID 3. WAS A FAN OF wAtitykhl okstIts, HERE FREE CLASSIFIED ADS 1°R USU STUDENTS. CHECK °UT VOW'S PIER( AT MAIKACCTET9 VINSQUAPE. PLACE sic) UP () IIN Al 111-1. IT'S EASY! $E A USU's classified ad and online garage sale site! Buy • Sell • Swap • Save Fantastic Mr. Fox PG Daily 7:15, 9:15 IT'S NOT tO FAULT YOU MISHEARD ME, 12:30, 2:45, 5:00, 7:15, 9:30 • AVATAR* (PG-13) 1:15, 4:30, 7:45 • PRINCESS & THE FROG* (G) 2 12:45, 2:45, 4:45, 6:45, 8:45 1 Place a number in the empty boxes in such a way that each row across, each column down and each small 9-box square contains all of the numbers from one to nine. DIFFICULTY THIS WEEK: *** • ALVIN & THE CHIPMUNKS* (PG) 1:00, 3:00, 5:00, 7:00, 9:00 • UP IN THE AIR* (R) 12:45, 3:00, 5:15, 7:30, 9:45 • IT'S COMPLICATED (R)* 1:30, 4:00, 6:30, 9:00 • YOUTH IN REVOLT* (R) 12:30, 2:35, 4:40, 6:50, 9:10 • AVATAR* (PG-13) IN DIGITAL 3D 2:15, 5:30, 8:45 • SHERLOCK HOLMES* (PG-13) 12:45, 3:45, 6:30, 9:20 • PRINCESS & THE FROG* (G) 1:00, 3:00, 5:00, 7:00, 9:00 • ALVIN & THE CHIPMUNKS* (PG) 12:45, 2:45, 4:45, 6:45, 8:45 TUESDAY NIGHTS ARE STUDENT DISCOUNT NIGHTS AT UNIVERSITY 6 ALL TICKETS ARE MATINEE PRICE WITH STUDENT ID MOVIES 5 2450 N Main Street • NEW MOON* (PG-13) 4:10, 7:05 Fri/Sat 9:35 • IT'S COMPLICATED* (R) 4:00, 6:30 Fri/Sat 9:00 • THE BLIND SIDE (PG 13) - MIDNIGHT SHOWS FRIDAY & SATURDAY UNIVERSITY 6 ONLY $5.50 *No PASSES OR DISCOUNT TICKETS 4:10, 6:50, Fri/Sat 9:30 • INVICTUS* (PG-13) 4:00, 6:40 Fri/Sat 9:20 • ALVIN & THE CHIPMUNKS* (PG) 4:15, 6:55, Fri/Sat 9:25 Need space so it must go soon. 5-piece Yamaha drumset $525! Black, 6-ply mahogany drum shells featuring Yamaha Sporting Goods Air Seal System 22inch bass drum, 12inch and 13inch mounted rack toms, 16inch floor tom and matching 14inch wood snare drum. Many extras including hi-hat, cymbal, and snare drum stands, a belt-drive Yamaha bass drum pedal, Tama drum throne, and Zildjian cymbals. (14inch hihats and an 18inch crash/ride). This kit is in near mint condition, looks great, and sounds amazing. Rare to find a drumset this nice and in this condition for this price! GAZELLE EDGE Elliptical Glider, $45 This is a great way to work out during the winter! This glider is in excellent condition and provides low impact aerobic exercise. It comes with a built in computer that gives feedback on speed, distance traveled, and time elapsed. Sturdy construction supports 250 lbs. but can still fold up into a small space. Moving soon so this must go! 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