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Legal Services Jacobs is seeking qualified design/build firms Jacobs is seeking qualified design/build firms interested in participating in Amtrak's nationwide projects funded through the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act (ARRA) economic-stimulus package. Capital grants have been awarded to construct, renovate, repair and/or upgrade properties for Amtrak and other railroad own- 0 97 North Main, Logan 753-6444 [mg 0 u r Th gaare s The Invention of Lying PG-13 Daily 9:20 Love Happens PG-13 Daily 4:40, 7:30 No 9:45 on Sunday Sat. Mat 11:45, 2:00 Up PG Daily 4:30, Sat. Mat. 12:30, 2:30 500 Days of Summer PG-13 Daily 9:35 No 9:35 on Sunday i,Terry Stickels Daily 4:40, 7:00 Sat. 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Technicians Wanted Summer and some year round work available. Pay starts at $100 per install. Training provided. Average tech makes 22k to 25k in summer. All pay up front, no backend. Contact (435) 512-6403 or executivetechrecruiting@gmail.com ► SOUNDS GOOD. I'M NOT A BIG FAN OF OUR STOCKHOLDERS. MGEER 'PICTURE Are U Looking for a Job? EK Ekcessories the world leader in outdoor accessories is opening an exciting retail location on Main Street. Seeking qualified sales associates, excellent people skills a must. Full and Part-Time flexible schedules, base pay + commission. Email resumes to jobs@ekusa. com or find the EK Ekcessories Van at the football game November 20th from 4:00-7:00. SA KELERS 'POWDERED DOUGiNt4tSCS MAGEGat `OOZE MISSING WE. between 9 and 5 eastern time on weekdays for more information. info@islandlake.com . Considering doing Summer Sales? PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE BE A SOCIOPATH. 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