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Garrett_ 3 3 ' Those who host it 37 Debt instruments 39 * a dark and stormy nighL.." 40 Rare find 42 And others, for short 44 Lamb's mother 45" Mr. Belushl, younger brother ot John 47* Mr. Murphy, rtotabfy a cast member with JoePiscopo 49 Mr. Onassis, to pals 50 Polynesian beverage 52 * Current cast member Mr. Samberg 55 "Never Too Late'. shortened 56Thingy KtfLtw SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE! Alter completing the ThemeCroea, untumbto Ito 12 circled tottos to spell ool those SNL CHARACTERS: 57 * _ Writer (Tina Fey, forme rty) 58 * What many comedians tond to bo a bit 59 Dick Tracy's Ms. Trueheart 60 Sytvio of jazz DOWN 1 * Mr. Meadows who was on SNL for 10 seasons 2 From Z 3 * GikJa Radnor character, Lisa 4 Hawaii's Coast 5 ' "Hollywood Minute' reporter, Davtd 6 * One of The Blues Brothers 7 Kicker's aid 8 Dish of leftovers 9 " SNL alum Ma. 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