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Show f3 Friday. Atoril 4, 2008 O f f the Mark • Parisi Brevity • Guy & Rod guyBndrOdd.CGtn of student-produced & syndicated comics. I Scootah Steve • Steve Weller srweiier@cc.usu.edu FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE MOVING TO THE Sis CITY, TREVOR FELT HE HAD SOMETHING TO WRITE HOME ABOUT. UNFORTUNATELY... -Minus • Tony Carillo ekoauiuu.aoar.irm OK. Dilbert • Scott Adams ttORDAC THE PREVENTER OF INFORMATION SERVICES DO YOU KNOW HOU THE SYSTEfA DISTINGUISHES BETUJEEN AUTHORIZED AND ILLEGAL ACCE5S? AND THEN, BUCK MADE THE MISTAKE OF LOOKING INTO THE TOASTER TO SEE WHAT WAS TAKING SO LONG. Last Ditch Effort • John Kroes XT6 XtSTA uewoas UANTH The Joke's on You! • This week's winner is: LAURA HENDRICKS whose caption is: "A kiss? Lady, what do you think got me into this mess? CSOMJohnKfDM Breaking the Mold • K.Locke • kenneth.locke@aggiemail.usu.edu. Watch next week for your chance to add a gag line! Sooooo... HOW ' P O U T TUGM. YANKEES? Pita Pit UI/UIMY rAiwi Now Serving BKEAKEAST at Pita H I Six new pitas and coffee. New Hours: 8 a.m. -11 p.m. Mon-Thursday, 8 a.m.-2 a.m. Fri & Sat 3022 After School SlaffB.O.E 3023 A Commercial Fertilizer Applicator $8.0Q-$10.00 Hr. 3024 Lawn And Grounds Maitenance $7.25 + milage 3019 Quality Assurance Internship $14.00 3026 Warehouse Manager - Outdoor Sports 9 3013 Chid Care Assistant $6 4249 Water/wastewater/storm Water Tech. S8.44-9.33/hr DOE 3028 Big Sky Resorl Varies 1603 Accountant 10-12 boe 3027 Graphic Designer DOE 3034 Life Skills Instructor 7.25/hr. 303.0 Marketing Intern $3,000.00 3032 Office Assistant neg depending on exp 3033 Full Or Part Time Interior Designer 2969 Quality Technician $11.00 4358 Yard Work DOE 4167 Salesman $6.50 1680 Sales Rep/unloading Trucks $7.50/tir + commission 3044 Line Cook/food Prep based on experience 3043 College Works Painting Marketer 1246 Houseworker negotiable 3042 Part Time Sales Associates DOE 0993 Gardening/yardwork flexible 3046 Hostess Min. + 3048 Summer 2 8 4 3049 Sales Person negotiable 3066 Maintenance Help DOE 3038 Legal Secretary Negotiable 3041 Recreation Assistant 7.00 3050 Artist 50% 3056 Park Ranger $15.72-$17.37/hr DOE 3055 Research Assistant: Rangeland Plants 9.24 per hour 3062 Math Tulor$10.00/hr 3064 Summer Technician BOE 2959 Creative House Cleaning $10/hr 3058 Natural Resources/ Policy Senior Analyst Range: $4,501-$5,437/mo. 3052 Caretaker Negotiable 0090 Gardner $7/hr 1444 Bridal Consultant BOE 3061 Summer Field Technicians $9/hr 3070 Day Grocery Stocker BOE 3067 Head Swim Coach 6 Assist. Coach Neg. and DOE 3072 Packaging $7.5-9.0/hr 3071 All Positions 7.00 0272 Delivery $6.50/hr 0676 Warehouse Worker $9.50/hr 3081 Housekeeper And Nanny 8.00 an hour 1320 Veterinary Assistant Technician BOE 3079 Breakfast Bar $7.00 3074 Call Center Representative 8.00/hr 3076 Landscape/lawn Maintenance Laborer DOE 1 5 8 3 4 6 2 7 2 3 2 6 7 3 6 1 5 1 9 1 1 3 5 Fill in the grid so that every row, every column and every 3x3 grid contains the digits 1 through 9 with no repeats. Statesman Sudoku puzzles will range from very easy to very difficult. Check them all out. 4 2 Answers are found at www.utahstatesman.com look for OPTIONS: Sudoku Answers! 3078 Marketing Intern $3,000.00 0368 Painter Assistant Based on productivity 2960 Varous Positions Based on position 0522 Yard Work $8/hr. 3094 Marketing Rep $20/hr $8-$14 Plus Commision 3100 Assistant Manager Depends on experience 3104 Part Time Job. 3103 House Keeper $8+/hour 3095 Receptionist, Downtown Sic Law Office $12/hour 3102 Video Team Leader 6.50+ 3101 Front Counter Team Leader 6.50+ 3098 Nanny DOE 3099 Handiperson $8-$10 3092 Ski Boat Driver $250 - $325 3091 Child Care negotiable 3090 Adult Volleyball Referee $13.00$15.00 hr 3084 Part-time Dining Room Server 6.757.25 DOE 3082 Secretary/data Entry $8-$10 3109 Apartment Maitenance 7.50 3110 Swim Instructor 7.50 3111 Garden Center Clerks 3112 Apparel Clerk 3113 Customer Service Associate $8.25 - 9.75/hr (w/exp) 3114 Full-time Or Part-time Cook 8.509.00 DOE 3115 Child Care/nanny $10/hour 3108 Retail Sales /customer Service 6.50 plus commission 3107 Front Desk Clerk/night Auditor DOE 3106 Maintenance Help DOE 0304 Farm Helper negotiable 5074 Demolitian Work $10/hr 3040 Nanny And Housekeeper $7 or $8 BOE 3105 Lawn And Grounds Maitenance $7.75 + milage 3116 Secretary/ Assistant 8.50 - 10.50 DOE 2850 Loading Trailers $10-$20/hr Varies 2712 Retail Sales Representative $8.80+ Commision ISEAJB ALLTIMBB4 FOOL'S GOLD JUMPER (PG13]eveJNGS7:30. PG131EVBUNGS 9.50 9:45 SUN NO 9:45 SUN NO 9 5 0 COLLEGE ROAD TRIP (G1DA1Y430 SAT MAT 115a 2:15 JUNO PG1310A1Y 445.7:15 &20 SUN NO 920 SAT MAT 1225.235 SPIDERWICK NATIONAL CHRONICLES TREASURE 2 tPG) DAILY 455,7:05, SATMAT12fl0,240 (PG1DA1Y41D.6:45, 9:30 SAT MAT 1215 SUN NO 930 UNIV. 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SUPERHERO MOVIE*(PG13}4:35, 7:15,9:05 7.00.9.05 FRI MIDNIGHT DRILLB1T TAYLOR IPGIS, 12.35, 250, 5:05,720,935 FRI MIDNIGHT OTHER BOLEYN GIRL [PG13] 100,4:00,6:30,9:00 FRJ MIDNIGHT 0° XT FP*M V°WP °WN C»MWT£f?r CLASS A»S °NLINt AND IN T«t VAVtp JV THOUSANDS! MKtS, CAPAGt SALES, ftooKS, F°P P £ NT, «tL^ WANTED, SERVICES CAPS. C»MWTE/?S...D° IT ALL.' . 1225 N 200 E-Bthmd Homo Denol LOGAN ART CINEMA CHEAP.' DRILLBIT TAYLOR (PG13) 4:30. 7:00, 955 THE BUCKET LJST(PG13) 420.700, 9;25 * DISCOUNT PASSES NOT ACCEPTED Crossword Puzzler • MCT ACROSS 1 Bargain-hunter's dream 5 _ Ferry, N.Y. 10 Rowboat rawer 14 Frozen treals 15 Down Under gems 16 Jazz singing 17 The one singled out 18 Disturbed 19 Traffic dtverter 20 Top-drawer 21 Concocl 22 'Beetle Bailey" character 23 Flowerlike badge 25 Worked lor 26 Military cafeterias 29 "Bamaby Jones" star 32 Penultimate round 33 Tenth mo. 36 Drove (a nail) obliquely 37 Afternoon TV fare 36 Lose vitality 39 Collapsible bed 40 Onward 41 Picture border 42 Of Greco-Roman culture 44 Severe critic 47 Scrawny guys 51 Like a rainbow 52 Choice cut 54 Adam's garden 55 Traditional wisdom 56 Kind of cigar or sandwich 57 Went by car 58 Grounded birds 59 In isolation 60 HOMES part 61 Unvarying 62 Sanctify 63 Honey O a m TiiUm UtOa Scrvten, Inc. AHriflht»i w i n t t 6 Tyrants 7 Military post 8 Tooted 9 Mach topper 10 Academy Awards 11 Squirrel treat 12 Kitchen appliance 13 Mighty mount 22 Bandoand Mineo 24 Decade count 25 Harvardians' rivals 27 Warms up 28 Frogs, toads, newts, eta 29 Oft-used abtx. 30 Scary word? 31 TVsoundstage 33 Mare's morsel DOWN 34 Summer hrs. In 1 Indian Instrument Chicago 2 Sneeze sound 35 Golfer's peg 3 Tilts 37 Skyrocket 4 Appreciated 36 Stumbled 5 Has suspicions 40 Took oH 4/4/08 Solutions 41 42 43 44 45 46 48 Guy 49 Communication Edam or brie services French resort 50 Contemptuous Hay units expression Kitchen luro 52 Temporary calm Rugby formation 53 Clarinet relative Revere 56 Taxi |