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Show /3 Wednesday. March 19, 2008 i 1 o f f the Mark • Parisi Brevity • Guy & Rod VI V fettltf SOftftY PAL, BUT WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SERVE ANYONE WHO'S ALREADY OVER-CAFFEINATED. synaicqted comicsi Scootoh Steve • Steve Weller • srweiier@cc.usu.edu THE FIRST ANNUAL STARBUCKS WEEK F-Minus • Tony Carillo REMEMBER BOyS, IF HE STOPS PLAYING, START GROWUNG AGAIN. Dilbert • Scott Adams I LOOK DIFFERENT REALLY? GEE, YOU tAUST HAVE SOtAE HUGE DEFECTS OF YOUR OWN. UJOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR AN ENDLESS SERIES OF STORIES ABOUT A COLJORKER YOU DONT KNOW? FROtA fAY ONLINE PICTURE BECAUSE I T WAS TAKEN BEFORE NY COUORKERS CRUSHED fAY SOUL. I DON'T DESERVE TO BE HAPPY! Out on a Limb • Kopervas Last Ditch Effort • John Kroes we mtoteica'ts TO XJST TAKE HUMOROUS CVttrTS fXM BCALUO, Atx> cowatst TMMKWW nnourne TWtaAW BUT ALL HeCVEB FOR BUHft£, I CAN DA6C MV STOP OH ALL DO IS STT ABOUfXt rve rwuv TWIWS THAT fUPPQU TO US ACOOJD WS PUCt B/iss • Ed Bliss C«»6 John Kre— Breaking the Mold • K.Locke •kenneth.locke@aggiemail.usu.edu. sewmw BLACK ae,fiwr HUH/? SW SEEM fOTWUK EEVEW UlESOUNPUKE OLDMWfcieP (buPLE... IM1HEHEAO-W0ULPYOU MWP1HUMGKEWVW0W "I just thought of the funniest path to enlightenment." 0984 Restaurant Server $2.15/tu + Tips 2872 Cook For Small Guesl Ranch $11001500 DOE 2869 Wrangler $1000/mo. min 2866 Lawn Maintenance $8.00 or BOE 2873 Guest Personnel For Sm. Guest/cal(le Ran $900- $1100/monlh plus 2896 Seasonal Parks Laborers $9.57/hr 2893 Technical Support $9 • 15/hour 1338 Retail Bakery Sales Negotiable 0751 Former $7/hr 0601 Pastry Assistant DOE 2023 Delivery Driver Starting $8/hr 2901 Customer Service/bicycle Mechanic negotiable 2899 Sales 2902 Invasive Plant Control 9.50 to 10.00 merit raise 2908 Babysitter 2.50 an hour 4147 Handyman BOE 2918 Summer 2008 Sales Representative payscale 5196 Landscaping $10/hr 2928 Apartment Manager 2926 Summer Sales Representative 600/ 7 5 3 week and up 2920 Sales $8-$15 0620 Lawn Care Technician $9-$12/hr 2935 Bookkeeper Negotiable 2936 Customer Care Agent $9/hr 2937 Sales Position At A Kiosk In The Mall Negotiable 2938 A Happy Assistant Manager Negotiable 2939 Living History Presenter: Mtn Man/fur TrBOE 2942 Climbing/high Ropes Instructor 2943 Trip Leader 2944 Unit Leader 2945 Floral Designer BOE 2933 Livinghlstorypresenter: Native American DOE 2932 Living History Presenter Mtn Man DOE 2940 Farm Worker $11+ DOE 1664 Customer Service 2955 Business Relations Manager $28,000 to $32,000 2953 Night Auditor 8.00 per hour 2950 Legal Staff Assistant $8.50 start DOE 4 6 8 9 1 1 3 2 4 3 8 2 8 5 3 7 6 6 5 9 9 2 3 1 6 6 Fill in the grid so that every row, every column and every 3x3 grid contains the digits 1 through 9 with no repeats. Statesman Sudoku puzzles will range from very easy to very difficult. Check them all out. 7 Answers are found at www.utahstatesman .com look for OPTIONS: Sudoku Answers! 2947 Driver/warehouse $8-9 DOE 2946 Counter Sales $8-10 DOE 4527 Driver/laborer Opperator $10/hr. 2959 Customer Service Associate $8.25 - 9.75/hr (w/exp) 2958 Teacher Guide up to $5O0/wk 5/29 to 7/ 2957 Caregiver 7.00 per hour 2956 Courier $11.00 2917 Software Marketing And Advertising Commission-Based 1016 Legal Assistant DOE 2962 Spanish Tutor $10-$12 2969 Quality Technician $11.00 2971 Climbing Director $325 - $400 2972 Assistant Head Cook $250 - $325 2978 Health Officer $250-$350 2973 Graphic Designer Based on experience 2977 Part-time Instructor $18-20 Start Wage 2974 Lab Assistant 2975 R&d Associate/scientist 2968 Cook 8.50-9.00 DOE 2967 Printing Help $7.00/hour 2966 Part-time Nanny $100/week 2965 Summer Job • Bus Driver $250 - $9.00/hour 2989 Store Clerk BOE 1680 Safes Rep/unloading Trucks $7.50/hr + commission 0490 Housekeeper $7.25/hour starling 2282 Data Collection Specialist $7 starting 2981 Waitress $2.5O-Tip 2991 Computer Technician-technical Support negotiable 2476 Customer Service Associate $8.25 -9.75/hr (w/exp) 5176 Help Wanted arranged 0099 Customer Service Specialist 2993 Consumer Connector Up to $85 per event 2994 Daycare Provider $7.00/hour 2995 Customer Service/sales $8-$10 2996 Creative Illustrator $13.30/hour HEMS HOW: 24/7 o° rr CLASS m •MINE m IN THE f ^ E f f ! W T«<>W$AN&S!ftTKES,CAflACE SALES, &«°KS, F°fl PENT, «EL9 WANTED, CAPS, COMWTE/?S....D° IT ALL.' School Days • Vance Reeder vcr@cc.usu.edu $325/week 2963 Animal Keeper (seasonal) $8.008.50/hr 2984 Boat & Sea-doo Rentals At Bear Lake $8.50 +raises and bonus 2983 Milk Man/ Supervisor 12-15 hr varies 2987 Materials Handler $9.00hr. 2980 Audio Technician $7.50-$9.00 DOE 2988 Property Technician Seasonal 8.04 2976 Office Help &-Electronic Assembly Piled Higher & Deeper • Jorge Cham CRUSHINS Now Hiring ., Ya/Rc &TAaate v, ' S , 0 0 ^ . A APPLICATION TO YOUTV. YOU? A THEIR PAPERS?? crew leaders & members. Camp out, build trails, and work to restore Utah's national parks and forests! www.usu.edu/ucc WWW.PHDCOMICS.COM |