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Show Pa Se Friday, Feb. 15, 2008 /5 Off the Mark • Parisi Brevity • Guy & Rod / SOT OOH BOY, I HOPE ITS A SIZE 10.' 8 C/ ; ' ^ ! Scoota/i Steve • Steve Weller srweiier@cc.usu.edu ' * * ' ^ / offlhemafk.com mh com twrnwuwnwrirunac F-Minus • Tony Carillo IGWWW7EETHIS LOVEP07T0N WZU. BUTJJ WILL PROBABLY RESULT IN DROWSINESS, HEADACHES, NAUSEA DEATH AND IMPOTENCE. Dilbert • Scott Adams THE SERVER VIRTUALIZATION PROJECT I S DONE, AND THERE ARE NO TROUBLE TICKETS. OUR ONLINE TROUBLE TICKET SYSTEM I S BROKEN. tAY RATES tAIGHT SEEN STEEP, BUT REFAEIABER, THERE ARE NO TROUBLE TICKETS. Out on a Limb • G. Kopervas Last Ditch Effort •John Kroes mUT nwootrr TWTTJU5T « w mown* ctr • nmrmtm g mtAT Dip WenStF^m^ •ntoooc&n MA*> you CM) T rS voumxutrr The joke's on Y6u! This week's winner is: KINDY PETERSON, Who's caption is: "Hey, will you leave a couple inches off my waist line before you put me back together?" Watch next week for your chance to add a gag line! 'Y-' wwwJdt-onlbwxom CtKMJohnKiOM Breaking the Mold • K.Locke 'kenneth.locke@aggiemail.usu.edu. UHHHHH... X / S H E U K E S T O INCIPEMTAIWY ^ EAT" WHERE po£S BCTPAVAGNMr Stt-USUAU-V HOMEWORK-.? BE HAVING / O H ^ A H . SHE HAP Pita Pit HfAlIIIV EATIKfi Now Serving BREAKFAST at Pita Pit! Six new pitas and coffee. New Hours: 8 a.m. -11 p.m. Mon-Thursday, 8 a.m.-2 a.m. Fri & Sat C560-05 Hub Server $6/hr C296-05 American Sign lanugage Interpreter C519-07 Day Training Aide 56.50 C005-04 Research Assistant $1500/monlh C523-07 Molecular Lab Technician C024-08 Laboratory Technician C437-04 Catering Server $5.85% + tips C264-01 Electrical Engineer - Soph, Junior S8-10/hr. 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Statesman Sudoku puzzles will range from very easy to very difficult. Check them all out. Answers are found at w w wAitahstatesman .com look for OPTIONS: Sudoku Answers! C168-08 Custodial Assistant $8/hr C182-08 Office Assistant/classroom Aide $6.50 per hour C180-08 Museum Prepaiator 10.00/hr C185-08 Laboratory Technician 7.00-7.50 C171-95 Note Taker $5.15/hr C198-08 Benchmarking Sys Admin Assistant Negotiable C208-08 Orchestra Stage Manager 5.85 C186-05 Tutor 6-6:50 C199-08 Research Assistant negotiable C211-08 Wild 3700 Tutor 7.00 C235-08 Research Analyst $7.50/Hr C241-08 Proctor/brigham City Campus 6.00/BOE C251-08 Reid Assistant 7.00 + DOE C173-07 Lab Equipment Operator $8/hr C179-07 Student Systems Administrator 12/hr C181-07 Research Assistant C033-06 Late Evening Custodian (pan Time) $6.00 per hour C270-08 Wildlife Technician $700/month plus free hous C272-08 Marketing/pr Assistant/intern $68hr. C120-07 Customer Service, Brigham City Bookstore commensurate w/experience C280-08 Stats 1040 Tutor 7.00 C513-07 Student Worker $8.50/hr C122-94 Floor Care Specialist $6.50/hr C294-08 Geographic Information Systems Technicia C298-08 Research Assistant $12/tiour C400-99 Mini Van Driver $6.50/hr C309-08 Math And Stats Mentor $10.00/hr for 15 weeks C203-06 Manager Health Insurance Guaranteed Student Issued Maternity & other health plans call 752-4531 wwwjanetanderson. mymedicalquotes.com ilSl WAT1RHORSE CLOVERFIELD (PG) DA1Y 455 SAT MOW MAT 12 00,230 AUGUST RUSH PG13) DALY 4.15, SOT M M MAT 2.15 (PG131EVEMNGS 645.930 SIM NO 930 P.S. 1 LOVE YOU (PG131EVPJNGS7.15, 940 a w NO 940 ALVIN G THE MEET THE CHIPMUNKS SPARTANS PGI DALY 445,730 SAT M M MAT 1325 225 950 NO SUN SHOWING ENCHANTED (PG)DH.Y43Q, 700,9:15 SftTMON WIT 1150215 StfJ N0S15 1225 W 200 E- Behind Homo DEpot. FOOL'S GOLD* (P613) 12:35.2:50, 5:05,720,9:35 SAT MJDNGHT JUNO (PG13) 1:00.3:00. 5:00. 7:00. 9:00 SAT MIDNIGHT LOGAN ART CINEMA DEFINITELY MAYBE*{PG13) 1250. 3:40.6:30. 9:20 SAT MIDNIGHT JUMPER* (PG13) 1:05,3:05,5:05. THERE WILL BE BLOOD 7.-05,9B5 SAT MEDNiaiT [R] 7:30 SftT/SUN 4:30 STEP UP 2 * (PG13) 12:40.2:45. 4:50,6:55.9:00 SAT MIDNIGHT SPIDERWICK CHRONICLES *(PG) 535 W 100 N, Providence 1:00, 3:00, 5:00,7flO, 9:00 SAT MIDNIGHT WELCOME HOME ROSCOE JENKINS* MADAGASCAR KIDS SAT r^AT 1000 AM |PG13) 1:30.4:10.6;4D, 9:15.FraM0DN(CHT ONLYS1 R A M B O (R} 1:20, 350. 5:20, 750, 9 2 0 FRI MIDNIGHT 795 N Main STADIUM 8 STEP UP 2 * [PG13] 13:30,2.4a 4'SO. 7:00.9:10 Ffll MIDNIGHT MOVIES 5 2450 N M-] r. L^ian SPIDERWICK CHRONICLES* (PG13) 4:30, 7^5. 905 THE BUCKET LIST |PG13) 1^5. FOOL'S GOLD* |R)450.6:55, 3O5, 5:05, 7:05. 9:05 FRI MIDNIGHT 9:10 THE EYE [PG13) 19:45.2:50.505. I A M LEGEND {PG13] 4:35.7:15. 9.-25 7:20.9:35 FRI MIDNIGHT SPIDERWICK CHRONICLES *{PQ] 1235. 2 7 DPESSES*(PG13]455, 7:05,930 2:50.5.05,750. B35 FRI MIDNIGHT FOOL'S GOLD* (PG13) 12:30, 2:45, 5:00, 7:15,9:30 FRJ MIDNIGHT «»NUNt AWO IN T « t W TH'CSAWOS.' Wm, CMhCi SALES, &00KS. F»P PENT, HEL? WANTEO, SERVICES NEEOEO/SEpVICES VPOVIOEO, V>EpSeNALS?. CAPS. C«»MVI)TEPS • ..0° IT ALL.' UNIV. STADIUM 6 JUMPER* (PG13) 1:10,3:10.5:10, 7:10,9:10 FRIMlDNtGKT IT NATIONAL TREASURE 2 |PG] 4:30. 7:00.925 • DISCOUNT PASSES NOT ACCEPTED Crossword Puzzler • MCT ACROSS 1 Storage box 6 Jakarta's Island 10 Andenl Briton 14 Moorland 15 Radiate 16 Done with 17 Faux pas 18 Court order 19 Refer to In a footnote 20 ComlortabJe, in away 22 French roll 24 SDppery swimmer 25 Makes concessions to appease 26 Superior skill 29 For one 31 Pie topping 34 Scottish plaid 39 Occupied 40 "Sesame Streeef network 42 Slaphappy 43 Considered 45 Desire for nourishment 47 Presidential coin value 49 WWII troop transport 50 Caffeine or nicotine 54SpritQ 57 Deranged 56 Catherine the Great, lor one 62 Crazy way lo run 63 Ground grain 65 Danger 66 Dunat-cap shape 67 Likewise 68 Pans divider 69 Was aware of 70 TV drama, * Blue" 71 English county DOWN 1 Masticate 2 Present I 3 Noble title 4 LJftod with light fingers 5 Spasm 6 Gofdblum of ThoRy" SO 9 C 200t Tifeuna U*dl* Scrrtcaa, t i c All rtphtt i r n n i d . 7 French friend 8 Practicable 9 Draw In 10 Hot drink 11 Boot out 12 River of Hades 13 Family charts 21 Man\ing device 23 Glacial epoch 25 Parti-colored 26 In the thick of 27 Surrealist Magritto 2S Steadfast X Young dog 32 Belief: suff. 33 Conrfer leaf 35 Decompose 36 Hard work 37 Stern areas 38 Dtmttri's denial 41 Hearth haven 44 Hotel's cab caller 46 Chief exec 48 Probable 50 Taken (surprised) 2/16/08 Solutions M o n vhi h v 3 3 ti 1 H 0 o| i |H i 1 3 A o | i aliTjdlo us vfildlib o|u iHaBu 1 V 3 H 1 3 OHV A | V | r H l S|3|H|O 51 Dud 52 Jockey Julie 53 Cockeyed 55 Memory blackout 56 Emancipates 58 Doofus 59 "A Severed Head" writer Murdoch 60 Number ol Muses 61 Actor Karraa 64 Cleo's undoing |