OCR Text |
Show \ The Funny rage HKWHW. Rea I ity Check D Wharriond: A collection of student-produced & syndicatedT&mics. SPARE SOME CHANGE? Do it from your own computer! Place Class Ads online and in the paper! Read by thousands! Bikes, garage sales, books, for rent, help wanted, services needed/services provided, EYE SPY!, cars, computers....Do it all! MOMENTS LATER, 6A8E WOULD BE AWARDED THE TITLE "SMARTEST HOMELESS PERSON EVER.11 24/7 www.ubahsbabesman. com/classifieds guij9ndrodd.com F-MinuS/7Sny Carillo Dilbert /ScottAdams crawCAJwauo. s w nr u n we THIS IS THE POSTERIOR OF A HEALTHY, UNEMPLOYED LJOttAN. DEBORAH? LITTLE HELP? ) I'D OFFER YOU A LOLLIPOP. BUT I T WOULD ONLY MAKE THINGS WORSE. PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO EMPLOYMENT LJILL CREATE MORE OF A BOX SHAPE. _ _ ox*»y/.«w.wt«ww<<oww** S c o o t a h Steve/Steve 5T Weller srweiier@ccusu.edu L -A- Over the Hedge /Fry & Lewis, 1 SEE THE KIDS ASLEEP, THE \ LAUNDRV WASHED, THE DISHES 1 DONE AND 10 SECONDS O f PEACE BEfOREWEPASSOUT. / Last Ditch Effor ru HABtxua you •. cuma '«5*r UX£ TW5 15 J t t f T GOtUO TO UAD TO A LOTOFARMBM. RELAX, snvt, LET TW FtMJBEQlU. AUUOUT, FIRST WE OA756 COLORS, TWO" Wt ROLL FOB TO K ^ _ ORDCRRB>( LOOK. n~ DOtSUT MATTER moot COLOR YOUARtf VKLL.IPrC 00Z4VTT MATTER TUOJIQCTTO THE ONLY REASON t HAVEN'T CUT YOU OFF IS THAT I BELJEVE IN A PROFESSOR'S COMMITMENT TO SEEING THEIR STUDENTS FINISH, NO MATTER HOW LONG IT TAKES. YOUR TAKING SO LONG TO GRADUATE DOES NOT REFLECT WELL ON ME. f . Seeking Nanny. Washington D. C. couple in lun Eastern Matkei neighborhood (UT nalives) seeks warm, sensible, full-time nanny with childcare experience (or 1-yr twin girls. Minimum 1 yr commitment starting May 2007. Competiiive rates. ApL available. awoffton@ gmail.com Wanted: Landscape Architect with strong sales and or business skills. Salary, plus. Send resume to cwilkes@iglkte.nel. movies, outdoor activities, bowling, fishing, etc. Rex shifts, PT/FT in the Logan area. Apply at www.gochrysalis.com or call 435753-6606 New Spring projects! Models, Actors, Extras. Promotional work. Earn S75-S800 daily. Free Seminars. No experience or school needed. 801-438-0067 801-438-0067 Nannies Wanted. Excellent salaries, car, paid airfare & vacations, 800-549-2132, www. TSNnannies.com Wanted: Business Manager and Entrepreneur with financial and sales skills. General business o: MBA. Salary, plus. Send resume to cwi!kes@ig!ide.net. AGSNEEDJ0BS.COM paid survey lakers needed in Logan. 100% FREE to join! Click on surveys. People wanted to supervise mildly disabled, people with their dairy living skills and in the community on company-paid activities such as Orphanage volunteers needed in Ecuador yearround. Supervised, sate, rewarding. Strict moral/ dress code. Contact Orphanage Support Services Organization (OSSO), www. So, What's a Courier? orphanagesupportorg. (208) 359-1767. Summer Jobs Summer sales. Let me help you pay foi school. Contact Tyler 208-227-3300. Summer Job: TEKsyslems is searching for qualilied Cable Techs to work at USU campus from May to August. Need experience in CAT5, CAT6, Punchdowns, Installing Jacks, etc. Basic hand tools needed. Contact Chuck Thomasma @ 801-267-5513, cthomasm@leksystems. com Make $10/hr * bonus! clean cabins / condos in Bear Lake. Transportation needed. PT/FT available. 435-213-0909 Summer Sales. Work with Preventive Pest Control and make a years worth of income in one summer! Various locations, including SLC. 435-753-1534 Greal Opportunity! Earn $25,000 or more this summer selling home security symlems. Call WWW.PHDCOM1CS.COM 1 9 7 1 9 5 1 4 3 6 4 1 8 2 4 8 5 1 1 3 2 7 9 2 Fill in the grid so that every row, every column and every 3x3 grid contains the digits 1 through 9 with no repeats. Statesman Sudoku puzzles will range from very easy to very difficult. Check them all out. Answers are found at www.utahstatesman .com look for OPTIONS: Sudoku Answers! for summer {4 month contract) or $35/monlh. Call 757-4745. 435-770-7864. For Sale Diamond ring solitaire, must sell. 1.01 cl. Round brilliant G - SI 2 retail appraisal:$8.400. Your price $3970. Eg!, cert, money back guarantee. LDS - ret. miss. Call Dan 801-755-6945. Bank foreclosures and lixers. Get a FREE LIST OF HOMES, visil www. CacheForedosures. com. @Home Realty Network Announcements Meyer Gallery: Call tor Enlries! Enter our Juried Utah Artist Show. Call 800-649-8180 lor more inlormation. Cash awards and prizes' Deadline: Sept. 15lh.www.meyefgallery.com For Renb Brentwood and Edgewood summer specials. Bring ad for discount. Group discounl available. 755-3181 Couples. Tired o! that tiny basement apartment? Try Brooklane Apartments for the summer. Only lour payments ol $435. Four spacious bedrooms, two bathrooms, new appliances, Internet, and greal parking. See at 645 E. 900 N. or CALL NOW at 753-7227. House 4 Rent Beautilul 3 bdrm wfireplace & garage. Corner lol in quiet, friendly neighborhood. Avail July/Aug. S750-S800. Ptease call 435-713-4280. Rooms for renl 2 car garage, 3 bedrooms 2 bathrooms. 1700 square feet, folly furnished with new kitchen table, desks beds couch loveseat, coffee tables, and wahser and dryet {free Ib use) 435-760-5621 GHOST RIDER HAPPY FEET 1PC1 (PCI 3) Duly S.00 Daily 4 30. 7 00. 9 00 Sil Mai 12:00 and 2 IS $aiMju 1? 35. and 2 50 PURSUIT OF HAPPYNESS BREACH (PC13) Evenings 7:15 and 9:30 (PC 13) Evff-ingi 9 40 NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM (PC) Daily 4:45 ind 7:30 SatMai 12:25. and 2;3S Male openings. Why wait to sign up lor summer and school year housing? Great private rooms at Brooklane 645 E. 900 N. Call 753-7227. BEAUTY AND THE BEAST: A LATTERDAY TALE iPGI Daily 0 0 , 6 45,9 00 SjlMai 12 15,jr!d2.4S Simple self sign-up. 12 X 11 storage unil $120 11 IWipWI ' • ! XrWord Puzzler It's a great job, that's what it is. Position now being filled for Fall 2007 and Spring 2008 for courier to assist in delivery of Statesman. Must have own car. Check with USU Student Employment for details. TSC 106. 6 TIME? I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS BECAUSE I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO USE OUR ARCANE LAB EQUIPMENT. PROF. SMITH... I... I DONTKNOW) WHAT TO SAY. wwwJdwnflm.com COWMJohnKiDM 7 5 WHAT'RE TKEY GONNA DO WITH ALL THAT FREE PhDidorge Charff j / 8 AHEALTHV FANTASY UFE IS IMPORTANT IN A MARRIAGE. www.cambridflecourtnet I 600 CANYON ROAEVCDOAN, UTAH B4321 PHONE: (436) 763-8288, 760-5464 MOVIES 5 2450 N Mom, Atorth Logan STADIUM 8 535 W100 N, Providence PERFECT STRANGER(R) 1:15, 4:10, 6:45, 9:00, Frl/Sat Mid. • REIGN OVER ME* (R) 4:15, 6:45. 9:15 Sat/Sun 1:45 • BLADES OF GLORY (PG13) 4:30, 6:55, 9:15 Sat/Sun 1:50 • ARE WE DONE YET? (PG) 4:20. 7:10, 9:10, Sat/Sun 2:00 • MEET T H E ROBINSONS (G) 4:25, 7:05, 9:20. Sat/Sun 1:55 • DISTURBIA(PG13) 4:35. 7:00, 9:10, Sat/Sun 2:10 • DISTURBIA(PG13) CACHE VALLEY 3 12:35. 2:45, 4:55, 7:05, 9:15 FrVSatMid. 1JW (V Main (oGnino (no Mall) • FRACTURE (R) • GRINDHOUSE 1 IOO. 4:10.7:00.9"20. Fri/Sat 11:00 (R) 7:40 Sat/Sun 4:10 • A M A Z I N G GRACE • BLADES OF GLORYVPG13) 1:05, 3:05, 5:05, 7:05, 9:05, Fri/Sat Mid (PG) 6:55, 9:10,Sat/Sun 4:35 • SHOOTER • W I L D HOGS (PG13) 12:45, 2:55, 5:05, 7:15, 9:25, Fri/Sat Mid. (R) 6:50. 9:15. Sat/Sun 4:20 • MEET THE ROBINSONS'(G) 12:30,2:40,4:50, 7:00,9:15, Fri/Sat Mid. CINEMA 3 60W100N, Logan (Only S3, S2 Mat) • VACANCY (R) PREMONITION 1:20, 3:20; 5:20; 7:20, 9:20 Fri/Sat Mid. (PG13) 7:00,9;00 Sat/Sun 4:35 • IN THE LAND OF WOMEN (PG) . ULTIMATE GIFT 1:25. 4:00, 6:30, 9:00 LOGAN ART CINEMA 795 N Main St, Logan MISS POTTER (PG) 7:00, 9:00, Sat/Sun 4:30 FIREHOUSE DOG (PG) 6:55,9:10 Sat/Sun 4:25 'No Puui M Tioum ACROSS 1 Ukrainian peninsula 7 Writer's rep. 10 Daddy 14 Solitary ones 15 Full theater tellers 16 Prophetic sign 17 Time wasters 18 Follow uninvited 20 Essential point 21 Thrifty 23 Clara of silent films 24 Walk pompously 25 Shoulder wrap 26 Al ol Ihe "50s Indians 27 Had dinner 28 Sluggish one 31 Confuse 33 A Gershwin 36 Asian lemples 38 Noble's domain 40 Mimic 41 Frost over 43 Actress Rkjg 44 Spike of films 45 Festive occasions 47 Pastry chef 50 Muslim women's quarters 51 Nail. TV network 54 Expiations 56 Continental currency 57 Norm 58 Squalid 60 Metric wt. 61 Himalayan gazelle 62 Wankel or dicsel 63 Read hastily 64 Traveler's stopover 65 Settled In DOWN 1 Scale 2 Cowpoke contest 3 Relative by marriage 4 Encounter • 5 Be mistaken 6 Plus leatures ii G1007 Tr&uns M*di* Senicw, Inc. An rfghti fmenrad. 7 Strike with sudden wonder 8 Confer 9 Like a takeout order 10 Well-mannered 11 BP merger partner 12 Ol punishment 13 Viowpoint 19 Dutch capital 22 Create a fold 24 Served in the army 26 Roberto's river 27 King or carte lead-in 28 Mineral spring 29 Snooze 30 Ripen 32 Leave 33 Actress Lupino 34 Director Howard 35 Docs' group 37 Hole-in-one 39 Flour-do-_ 42 Kampala resident 1 4/Z4/Q7 Solutions 44 Ono's John 46 Diminish 47 Gets some raye 48 Garret 49 Aussie critter 50 Wading bird 51 Financial checkup 52 Pickling agent 53 Encrypted • 55 Biblical sages 56 Work units 59 Wee hour |