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No experience or school needed. 801-438-0067 801-438-0067 Ranch Hand Needed Help needed starting April 5. 2007. Fence Fixing, branding, and other ranch responsibilities. For info Call Shareli @435-245-3138 Nannies Wanted. Excellent salaries, car, paid airfare & vacations. 800-649-2132, www. TSNnannies.com 9 6 1 9 3 1 1 7 9 4 9 6 2 5 4 5 7 1 4 |2 3 6 6 8 Fill in the grid so that every row, every column and every 3x3 grid contains the digits 1 through 9 with no repeats. Statesman Sudoku puzzles will range from very easy to very difficult. Check them all out. Birch Creek Golf Course is now accepting applications for lull lime summer positions on our Turt Stall. Part time llexable schedule, available now and nexi (all, Free golf and range with employment. Hourly pay from 7.00 lo 8.00 DOE. Applications available al Birch Creek Clubhouse. EOE employer. More inlo call 435-563-6009 $800 weekjy guaranteed! Stuffing envelopes. Send a self-addressed stamped envelope To; Scarab Marketing 28 E. 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Now hiring summer crews lo work outside building trails & restoring public lands, www.usu.edu/ucc Summer Jobs. Spend your summer in Jackson Hole. Retail sales associates & motel front desk reservationisls needed. Competilive wage, bonus plan, discounts, & affordable housing. Contad us at 307-733-3333 or mfo@ranchinn.com. www.coofwofks.com/iacksonholejob3. Great Opportunity! Earn 525,000 or more this summer selling home security symlems. Call 435-770-7864. Diamond ring solitaire, must sell. 1.01 ct. Round briilianl G • SI 2 retail appraisal :S8,400. Your price $3970. Egl. cert, money back guaranlee. LDS - ret. miss. Call Dan 801 -755-6945. Bank foreclosures and lixers. Gel a FREE LIST OF HOMES, visit www. CacheForeclosures. com, @Home Realty Network CArs & Trucks • BLADES OF GLORY(PG13) 4:30. 6:55. 9:15 Sat/Sun 1:50 • FIREHOUSE DOG (PG) 4:15, 6:50. 9:00, Sat/Sun 2:00 • MEET THE ROBINSONS (G) STADIUM 8 4:25. 7:05, 9:20, Sat/Sun 1:55 535 W100 N, Providence • TMNTMPG) • T M N T * (PG) 4:35, 7:10. 9:10, Sat/Sun 2:10 1:25, 3:25, 5:25, 7:25, 9:25, Fri/Sat Mid. • SHOOTER (R) 12:50. 4:00, 6:30, 9:00, Fri/Sat Mid. • FIREHOUSE DOG (PG) 1:05,3:05,5:05.7:05. &05. FrtSat Mid CACHE VALLEY 3 1300 N Mam (Behind (he Mall) • HILLS HAVE EYES* (R) 7:10, 9:10 Thurs 4:30 • PREMONITION (PG) 6:50, 9:00.Thurs 4:35 1:05, 3:05, 5:05, 7:05. 9:05. Fri/Sat Mid • WILD HOGS • W I L D H O G S (PG13) (R) 6:50, 9:05, Thurs 4:25 12:45, 2:55. 5:05, 7:15, 9:25, Fri/Sat Mid. • MEET THE ROBINSONS'(G) 12:30,2:40,4:50,7:00, 9:15. Fri/Sat Mid. CINEMA 3 60 W100 N, Logan (Onty $3, $2 Mat) • A R E W E D O N E Y E T 7 (PG13) 1:20, 3:20; 5:20; 7:20, 9:20 Fri/Sat Mid. BRIDGE TO TERABITHIA (PG) 7:00,9;00 Sal/Sun 4:35 • 3 0 0 (R) 1:35,4:15,6:45.9:10. Fri/Sat Mid. ULTIMATE GIFT LOGAN ART CINEMA 795 NMeinSt, Logan AMAZING GRACE (PG13) 7:00, 9:20, Sat/Sun 4:30 2001 Hyundai Elanlra GT, 73k miles, leather interior, sunroof, power locks/windows, keyless entry, alarm system, CD player, new brakes and tires. $7,000 obo. Cal! Kate 435-770-1761. For Rent Summer Jobs 2450 N Main, North Logan •LASTMIMZY*(PG) 4:20. 7:00. 9:05 Sat/Sun 1.45 • B L A D E S O F GLORY*(PG13) Gamenifihts featuring: D&D, Mini's & RPG Star Wars Mini's Versus System Magic the Gathering Heroclix Pirates Warhammer 40K Orphanage volunteers needed in Ecuador yearround. Supervised, safe, rewarding. Strict moral/ dress code. Contact Orphanage Support Services Organizaiion (OSSO). www.orphanagesupporlofg, (208) 359-1767. (PG) 6:50,9:05 Sat/Sun 4:30 ' BREACH (PG13) 6:55,9:10 Sat/Sun 4:25 'No PAIWJ on DUCMMT Tie/um Cobble Creek Apartments is accepting applications lor the 07-08 school year. Private and shared rooms are available. See our website al cobblecreekapartments.com for amenities and pricing. 435-753-6376. Brooklane Apartments. 753-7227 Only $425 for summer for private bedrooms, new self-cleaning ovens, and new dishwashers. (Discount for signing up lor summer and school year. NSNDNP. Come by 645 E. 900 N. or call now! 753-7227 GHOST RIDER HAPPY FEET (PC) (PC 13) Dally S',00 Dally 4:30. 7:00. 9:1S Sat Mat 12;00and 2:1S Sal Mat 12:35. and 2:50 BREACH PURSUIT OF HAPPYNESS (PC13) (PCI 3) Evenings 7:15 and 9:30 Evenings 9:40 NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM (PC) Male openings. Why wail lo sign up lor summer and school year housing? Great private rooms at Brooklane 645 E. 900 N. Call 753-7227. 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