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Yamaha Allegro woo clarinet. Excellent condition play beautifully. Paid S1200. AskinS800. Call Lisa 801-362-1503 C 2 2 9 7 IMMAJIV $3 Surround Sound in all Theaters Friday 12/1O/O4 - Tuesday 12/16/O4 No Midnight Movies • No shows past 9 pm on Sunday Shark Tale (PG) Daily @ 4:35 • Sat Matinees 12:10, 2:10 Napoleon Dynamite (PG) Daily @ 4:50, 7:20, 9:45 • Sat Matinees 12:25, 2:40 Shall We Dance? (PG13) Daily @ 4:40, 7:30, 9:40 • Sat Matinees 12:05, 2:20 Blade Trinity' (R) 7:00. 9:20 Sol 4:25 The Grudge (PG13) Daily @ 4:30, 7:10, 9:30 • Sat Matinees 12:30, 2:30 National Treasure Ladder 49 (PG13) Daily @ 6:50, 9:25 National Troasuro Incrodlblas Private room for rent. Easy walk to mall, campus and movies. #2 bus nearby. S250/mo. includes utilities, washer/dryer. hi-speed internet. Parking available. No contract, females only. Leave message. 7521932 It/Id What tho Bioop Do We Know? 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