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2 BULLETIN Wednesday April 24, 2013 24 25 Wednesday Sunny . 62/37 www.dailyutahchronicle.corn 26 Thursday Mostly Sunny Sunny 66/43 27 Friday 72/48 28 Saturday Sunny 76/54 Sunday Mostly Sunny 71/51 Forecast from: http://weathercorn April DAILY UTAH CHRONICLE MONDAY SUNDAY TUESDAY 1 EDITOR IN CHIEF: Laura Schmitz [e-mail] MANAGING EDITOR: Taylor Bell [e-mail] ASST. MANAGING EDITOR: Alex Lewis PRODUCTION MANAGER: Tyler Pratt [e-mail] Energy Forum Sutherland Moot Courtroom, College of Law 12 p.m. to 2 p.m. Free 8 7 9 Social Ballroom Dance Club Tuesdays, Heritage Center Dance Studio 8 p.m. to 10 p.m. Free ASST. PRODUCTION MANAGER: Ariosto Ferro 14 NEWS EDITOR: Marjorie Clark [e-mail] ASST. NEWS EDITOR: Topher Webb OPINION EDITOR: Jake Rush [e-mail] SPORTS EDITOR: Jake Bullinger [e-mail] THURSDAY 2 Marriott Library Book Sale April 1-5 Room 1100A 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Advertising 801-581-7041 News 801-581-NEWS Fax 801-581-FAXX WEDNESDAY 15 3 21 Union Ballroom 6 p.m. to 8 p.m. Banquet Little America Hotel 6 p.m. to 9 p.m. 22 A&E EDITOR: Savannah Turk [e-mail] PHOTO EDITOR: Chad Zavala [e-mail] ASST. PHOTO EDITOR: Karina Puikkonen ONLINE EDITOR: Frank Sasto [e-mail] COPY EDITORS: Katherine Ellis, Michael 5 Bennion Center Spring Celebration Camp Tracy Lodge 6 p.m. to 8 p.m. $30 per person 6 India Night 2013 Libby Gardner Concert Hall $6 in advance; $8 at the door 4:30 p.m. to 8 p.m. 10 11 12 Campus Art Walk 41st Annual Senior Sendoff Annual Student UMFA Patio/various Exhibition, College of "Sustaining Our Guest House Ballroom 5 p.m. to 8 p.m. Free 6 p.m. to 8 p.m. Free 16 Fine Arts Art Building 6 p.m. to 8:30 p.m. Free 24 Spring Semester classes end 19 25 Reading Day 20 Bennion Center Saturday Service Project: Earth Day Bend-in-the-River 9 a.m. to 12 p.m. Last day to reverse CR/NC option for term-length and second-half classes I 13 Culture" Powwow Union Ballroom 12 p.m. to 10 p.m. $5 18 17 23 Community Engaged Speed Dating SATURDAY 4 Union Student Leader Department of Scholarship Fundraiser Communication Awards The Great Utah Shakeout at the U Various emergency access points across campus 10:15 a.m. to 11 a.m. ASST. SPORTS EDITOR: Ryan McDonald FRIDAY 26 27 Final exam period April 26-May 2 Union Den 9 a.m. to 10 a.m. 28 29 30 Oman, Emily Juchau PAGE DESIGNER: Ashtyn McDermott PROOFREADER: Louisa Austin GENERAL MANAGER:Jake Sorensen Corrections BLOG: WORK-SAFE BLOG TITLE and Clarifications Quirky TV helps ease finals stress The policy of The Daily Utah Chronicle is to correct any error made as soon as possible. If you find something you would like clarified or find unfair, please contact the editor at [e-mail] . T elevision today has become quite bleak, which is unfortunate because I was basically raised by my TV set. Even though I have more than 250 channels to choose from, I still struggle to find something entertaining and find myself either watching reruns of "Seinfeld" or one of the many movies constantly being broadcast. But luckily, there are some great alternatives out there — shows you might have missed or web-exclusive series that have fallen under the radar. So, without further adieu, here are the best TV/web series you've never seen. I. "Baby Mentalist" "Baby Mentalist" is a webexclusive series on channelioi. corn — the self-proclaimed "Unavoidable Future of Entertainment." This off-beat cop comedy-drama features rising star Ruby Louise Park, who plays a psychic toddler with fists of fury who uses her mind-reading The Daily Utah Chronicle is an independent student newspaper published daily Monday through Friday during Fall and Spring Semesters (excluding test weeks and holidays). Chronicle editors and staff are solely responsible for the newspaper's content. Funding comes from advertising revenues and a dedicated student fee administered by the Publications Council. To respond with questions, comments or complaints, call 801-581-7041 or visit wwwdailyutahchronicle.com. The Chronicle is distributed free of charge, limit one copy per reader. Additional copies of the paper may be made available upon request. 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If you are single, do not be surprised if a bond could be difficult to get off the ground, especially in the spring. 26 71 69 Fleecing 25 70 least populous 35 24 69 Sean of "Milk" Board game insert short 18 68 68 Relatives of egos 42 17 28 11 Jon Benjamin as the voice of Sterling Archer from the popular animated series "Archer." However, he recently created, wrote and starred in the Comedy Central series "Jon Benjamin Has a Van," a satirical sketch comedy reminiscent of other great series such as "Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!" The show follows Benjamin, an investigative TV reporter, as he travels the country in his van presenting segments such as "In Poor Taste," about rich people who pretend to be poor for one week each year, and other off-beat sketches like "You Can't Shoot Here" and "OCD After Dark." Though the series was recently canceled, the first season is available to stream on Netflix. So there you have it. 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"Trailer Park Boys" Edited by Will Shortz Superman 15 Opposites of 17 Clark Kent vis-à-vis mass 14 The Great Lion in Production Manager ever produced. 3."The Civil War on Drugs" "The Civil War on Drugs" is a short film featured in the sketchcomedy series, "Whitest Kids U' Know," and was originally split into io parts and shown at the end of every episode on season five. It follows two stoners in the 19th century who are introduced to marijuana by the Johnson family's slave right before the Civil War begins and consequently think the entire war is to make the drug illegal. They set out through the battle-weary nation to the White House to send President Abraham Lincoln a simple message, "People out there wanna smoke that weed stuff that gets you high ... Do the right thing and make the weed stuff legal again." The full movie is currently available on YouTube. 4. 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Be aware of possibilities surrounding an offer. Look at other options — they might be more numerous than you thought. vs Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) A meeting provides direction as well as feedback.You'll see someone's anger, perhaps for the first time. Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) You are changing — and quickly, at that.Your belief that you gain as a result of resolving a problem is worth exploring. /VW Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Your smile and positive approach 1\11/ Keep reaching out to someone at allows greater give-and-take.You a distance whom you genuinely know what is happening below care about.The unexpected often the surface. occurs.You'll need to pull back. r I Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Know that something is going on within you. Before erupting with angry words or behavior, evaluate what is really bothering you. Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) Take news with a grain of salt. You might not understand everything that is happening around you. 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