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Show 2 BULLETIN Thursday April 18, 2013 19 Thursday 18 Sunny www.dailyutahchronicle.corn Friday Partly cloudy 48/36 20 56/45 21 Saturday Few showers 53/39 . 22 Sunday Mostly sunny Monday Partly cloudy 58/42 51/35 Forecast from: http://weathercom April DAILY UTAH CHRONICLE SUNDAY MONDAY TUESDAY 1 EDITOR IN CHIEF: Laura Schmitz l.schmitz@chronicle.utah.edu MANAGING EDITOR: Taylor Bell t.bell@chronicle.utah.edu ASST. MANAGING EDITOR: Alex Lewis PRODUCTION MANAGER: Tyler Pratt t.pratt@chronicle.utah.edu ASST. PRODUCTION MANAGER: Ariosto Ferro NEWS EDITOR: Marjorie Clark m.clark@chronicle.utah.edu ASST. NEWS EDITOR: Topher Webb OPINION EDITOR: Jake Rush j.rush@chronicle.utah.edu SPORTS EDITOR: Jake Bullinger j.bullinger@chronicle.utah.edu ASST. SPORTS EDITOR: Ryan McDonald A&E EDITOR: Savannah Turk s.turk@chronicle.utah.edu PHOTO EDITOR: Chad Zavala c.zavala@chronicle.utah.edu ASST. PHOTO EDITOR: Karina Puikkonen ONLINE EDITOR: Frank Sasto f sasto@chronicle.utah.edu COPY EDITORS: Michael Oman, Emily 7 3 Energy Forum Sutherland Moot Courtroom, College of Law 12 p.m. to 2 p.m. Free Department of Communication Awards Banquet Little America Hotel 6 p.m. to 9 p.m. 9 10 8 Social Ballroom Dance Club Tuesdays, Heritage Center Dance Studio 8 p.m. to 10 p.m. Free 14 THURSDAY 2 Marriott Library Book Sale April 1-5 Room 1100A 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Advertising 801-581-7041 News 801-581-NEWS Fax 801-581-FAXX WEDNESDAY 15 Senior Sendoff Guest House Ballroom 6 p.m. to 8 p.m. Free 16 FRIDAY 4 Union Student Leader Scholarship Fundraiser Union Ballroom 6 p.m. to 8 p.m. $30 per person 22 Campus Art Walk UMFA Patio/various 5 p.m. to 8 p.m. Free 17 23 Community Engaged Speed Dating Union Den 9 a.m. to 10 a.m. 28 29 13 41st Annual "Sustaining Our Culture" Powwow Union Ballroom 12 p.m. to 10 p.m. $5 Annual Student Exhibition, College of Fine Arts Art Building 6 p.m. to 8:30 p.m. Free 19 Last day to reverse CR/NC option for term-length and second-half classes 25 Reading Day 6 India Night 2013 Libby Gardner Concert Hall $6 in advance; $8 at the door 4:30 p.m. to 8 p.m. 12 18 24 Spring Semester classes end 5 Bennion Center Spring Celebration Camp Tracy Lodge 6 p.m. to 8 p.m. 11 The Great Utah ShakeOut at the U Various emergency access points across campus 10:15 a.m. to 11 a.m. 21 SATURDAY 20 Bennion Center Saturday Service Project: Earth Day Bend-in-the-River 9 a.m. to 12 p.m. 26 27 Final exam period April 26-May 2 30 Juchau, Gabriel Neves PAGE DESIGNER: Ashtyn McDermott PROOFREADER: Eliana Sanchez GENERAL MANAGER:Jake Sorensen Corrections BLOG: TEXTS IN THE CITY and Clarifications Superman is not a 'super' boyfriend I The policy of The Daily Utah Chronicle is to correct any error made as soon as possible. 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Find us on Facebook: facebook.com/TheChrony Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/TheChrony the Neat fork ginto ACROSS 33 Short 37 Vertebral 39 Unites after a 12 Hard-to-tolerate sort 13 e.g. 14 15 Prevail upon 41 18 Beginning of Old French coin 45 Like some media 47 Some electric cars 49 55 Indian attire 30 removable panels 58 "... the frumious Bandersnatch!": 32 59 Italian port 60 " 27 28 ■ 11 29 31 38 41 46 47 51 52 ■ 61 62 54 42 43 44 48 59 60 61 62 PUZZLE BY MIKE BUCKLEY Smile" (1976 6 Pueblo people 7 s Tally 9 Flower from 10 1 Like this 3 Quick to the helm 24 Truck renter 27 Went 4-0, say 28 Actor Davis 30 Indian attire 31 See 18-Across Accepted 33 1940s quartet 13 Full horoscopes available online: www.dailyutahchronicle/horoscopes French flag 36 Went II Gemini (May 21-June 21) Be aware of a possessiveness stemming from your insecurity. You might want to rethink your choices. Cancer (June 22-July 22) Your mood could change radically before you find the right one. Perhaps you need to express your hurt before it builds to this point. 81 rip Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) You might want to play the role of recluse for a bit.You don't need to explain to everyone the "who, what, where and why." Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Interact with each individual directly, and everyone will appreciate your attention and interest. Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) You see an opportunity that you decide to jump on.Tonight: Zero in on your friends. Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) You could be challenged by many people today, but others' attitudes come from the fact that you can be quite sassy. SI Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Take charge of a situation. If you don't, no one else will.A family member or domestic issue plagues your thoughts. ITIA Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Imagine what could be possible if you were to become willing to break a paffern.Tonight: Let your imagination rock and roll. Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) /VW Pace yourself, as you have a lot of ground to cover.You could be overwhelmed by the options that appear. /‘/N/ Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) While some people might be testy and difficult, you'll walk away from the hassles and allow yourself to have better interpersonal communication. out with 40 Went out with 42 Wood in Tolkien Top tweets films @Merkprof 43 Sporty Chevy 44 Log-in need Why wouldn't you put Google Fiber in a State that downloads the most porn. 17 April 46 Stockholder on a ranch? 48 Wild guesses 51 Comic who said @tylersrevenge Ugly, Stupid Tyler GIFs are the highest form of modern art. 17 April with the #1 hit "A conservative Horror Picture "Into Each Life is someone who Show" Some Rain Must believes in reform. @billyxyangBilly Yang Fall: with "the" But not now" Just got a marriage proposal via snapchat. #snapchatproblems in "The Rocky DOWN Terrier on the 20 which an oil is derived 35 repeating? 1983 title role for Barbra Streisand Consoling word that bears one 11 Player of Eddie 2 Patient, cheerful 19 5 John Paul II, for Miss Like plow horses Kilt feature Aries (March 21-April 19) Tap into your subconscious and listen to your dreams. A partner could be much sourer than you think. Taurus (April 20-May 20) You could be wondering why others are so reactive right now. Many people are stressed out. Tonight: Hang out with friends. 32 36 40 once I'd like to drive somewhere and enjoy the view. What a cheapskate! And lastly, villains always follow Superman around. We can't even go to a nice restaurant without being harassed by some dark scoundrel looking for revenge. Villains need to get over their grudges and move on already! You're an adult — it's time to take off the spandex and put on a suit. And I should not have to be the bait for my boyfriend. I have a job. I bring home the real bacon while my boyfriend's prancing around the city in tights. I think the real hero here is me, Lois Lane, for sticking through this relationship for 6 days, 22 hours, i8 minutes and 57 seconds. Up, up and get away from me! This relationship is over, Superman! c.tanner@chronicle.utah.edu Today's Birthday: This year, you would express your innately caring if you could move past a relationship or a person who can be very controlling.You might express your anger at times, but your best bet is simply not to engage. That way, the person cannot win. If you are single, you attract your share of admirer. 24 58 top 5 hit) Showy bloom, to silver screen ■ 23 57 Carroll Classic prize Be half-asleep 10 (T) 56 4 Cerium and flower enthusiasts 9 55 Open a tad 26 It, in Italy 29 8 Works at the National Gallery X-ray vision. The man is a pervert. He acts like a i2-year-old boy when he's walking behind someone on the street. He thinks he's so superior because he knows Victoria's secret. And if you ask Superman to empty the dishwasher, he just grumbles the whole time and breaks my dishes with his super strength. This is why we can't have nice things. His ability to fly sure doesn't help either. We travel everywhere by flying, and he disregards my motion sickness just to save a couple bucks on TRAX tickets or gasoline. Just 14 35 53 53 21 Fulfilled Abbr. 7 so End of the quote 57 Roof with 25 It starts in March: 34 49 this right now" 23 product than I do — much more. Furthermore, every time Clark Kent rips off his Oxford dress shirt to reveal his superhero attire, guess who gets to sew the button back on? That's right, I do. And I have to listen to him whine the whole time saying, "This looks like a job for Superman's girlfriend." What do I look like to you? A seamstress? And you'd think his super powers would be extraordinary, but really they are disastrous. Superman once tried to bring me chocolates for Valentine's Day, but his heat vision melted them. I got a heart shaped box of goo — how lovely. Don't even get me started on the No. 0314 6 Golf club V.I.P. commented ones 26 45 56 samarium are rare 25 39 "I hope teenagers 22 22 37 Stephen Colbert aren't watching Staff Writer 16 Assay, say 42 a quote by 3-/31Down on which 5 0 Actress Sorvino 4 15 33 16 Superior of a 17 3 30 French cleric bos'n Edited by Will Shortz 2 break Allegheny plum, THEY "RN SO ? TANNER 20 38 AREN'T THISF TEARS AVM Y po COURTNEY villain folder 8 1 13 2009 "Star Trek" Hum f THEN-- WHY Horoscopes quote 1 Bass technique 5 Middle of the 'HEAR/ of $74EL and it's definitely not boyfriend material ... it's Superman! That red cape and curly black hair might be enticing, but Superman is not a 'super' boyfriend. In the true fashion of secret identities, I am, in fact, Lois Lane. And this is my exposé as to why no woman should ever date Superman. Let's just say he would be better off staying under a cape and out of a relationship. First off, Superman is a wimp. Seriously. Since discovering his weakness to kryptonite, the man has become afraid of anything starting with the letter 'lc' He shudders at the mere utterance of kittens, knitting and Katy Perry. He's also extremely self-centered. His new catchphrase should be "Does this Speedo make me look fat?" or "Why don't I get a utility belt?" Not to mention our closet is full of his capes. And the man uses more hair One of three sorts, it's said choices in a kids' See 18-Across game 34 Eligible one in 52 Exact El Salvador 54 Day 17 April |