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Show 2 BULLETIN Friday March 30, 2012 31 Friday 30 Partly cloudy 71/53 www.dailyutahchronicle.com 1 Saturday t 73/42 Windy Sunday Snow Monday 2 42/34 * 55/39 'P r , -- Mostly sunny 4, Tuesday 3 Partly cloudy 68/49 Forecast from: weathercorn March/April DAILY UTAH CHRONICLE MONDAY SUNDAY 18 TUESDAY 19 Utah Composers' Ensemble Circus Oz News 801-581-NEWS Fax 801-581-FAXX 26 MI Jazz Guitar Ensemble EDITOR IN CHIEF: Brandon Beifuss b.beifuss@chronicle.utah.edu MANAGING EDITOR: Jessica Blake j.blake@chronicle.utah.edu PRODUCTION MANAGER: Tyler Pratt FRIDAY SATURDAY 23 22 5:30 p.m. to 7:30 p.m. at the Marriott Center for Dance Tickets free for students, $12 for adults ra Student Choice Awards 7:30 p.m. in Libby Gardner Hall $3 with UID, $7 for adults THURSDAY 21 Utah Ballet 20 7:30 p.m. in Kingsbury Hall Tickets from $19.50 to $34.50 Also runs March 21 7:30 p.m. in Libby Gardner Hall Free, parking available at stadium lot Advertising 801-581-7041 WEDNESDAY Gymnastics Championships 24. In the Huntsman Center Parking available in all nearby lots 28 Easter Egg Hunt ED 10 a.m. to noon in the Union Free 6:30 p.m. to 9 p.m. in the Business Building Free t.pratt@chronicle.utah.edu ASST. PRODUCTION MANAGER: Megan Sundays @7 McFarland 7 p.m. in Libby Gardner Hall Beethoven and Bach will be presented by several performers NEWS EDITOR: Andreas Rivera a.rivera@chronicle.utah.edu ASST. NEWS EDITOR: Emily Andrews OPINION EDITOR: Savannah Turk 113 Marriott Library Spring Book Sale 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. 4 El Free Film Series "The Ides of March" 7 p.m. in the Post Theatre Free Prices fall until Friday Utah Philharmonia Gorecki's Third Symphony NCAA Gymnastics Regionals 7:30 p.m in David Gardner Hall $3 with UID, $7 for adults 6 p.m. in the Huntsman Center El s.turk@chronicle.utah.edu SPORTS EDITOR: Jake Bullinger Science Movie 10 Night - "Cave of Forgotten Dreams" Free Monday 9 at the Natural History Museum of Utah 8 j.bullinger@chronicle.utah.edu ASST. SPORTS EDITOR: Ryan McDonald ARTS EDITOR: Elliott Bueler PHOTO EDITOR: Christopher Reeves 9 p.m. to 2 a.m 7:30 p.m at the Salt Lake City Main Library 210 E. 400 S. 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. while tickets last e.bueler@chronicle.utah.edu 1E1 Crimson Nights Golden Acrobats c.reeves@chronicle.utah.edu ASST. PHOTO EDITOR: Chad Zavala 16 MI Ally Week Various Events ONLINE EDITOR: Frank Sasto Ela Free Film Series "The Muppets Movie" 12:15 p.m. the Law School will host a screening of "Bully" COPY EDITORS: Aaron Lang, Annie Crutchfield and Abby Thurman PAGE DESIGNERS: Ariosto Ferro and 18 7 p.m. in the Post Theatre Free Jenna Morgan Ally of the Year 19 Award Ceremony and Social National Day of Silence 3 p.m. to 5 p.m. in the Union Den Free the Union Patio as part of Ally Week 20 1 p.m. to 3 p.m. on 14 7:30 p.m. in Kingsbury Hall Tickets are $19.50 to $35.50 with student discounts available Saturday Service Project Ea 9 a.m. to noon at Bend-in-the-River, 1030 W. Fremont Ave. PROOFREADER: Lauren Cousin GENERAL MANAGER: Jake Sorensen BLOG: JUST IOUS j.sorensen@chronicle.utah.edu Corrections Clarifications Bro-speak needs to go and In the Notable Achievements article S that ran March 21, one of the photos used was misidentified as Matthew Linton. Linton was given the Latterday Saints Students Association Excellence in Education Award. that's an acceptable way to greet anyone now It doesn't matter if you're talking LAUREN to a woman or your college COUSIN professor. I've heard it all. The brofestation of the U has been rapidly increasing as StaffWriter the bro to non-bro ratio continues to rise. Friends I once respected and admired have sucI realized the serious nature cumbed to the bros and traded in of the problem last week when a their button-up shirts and properly student in one of my classes walked fitting jeans for flat-billed hats and in 20 minutes late. The door was oversized T-shirts. And sunglasses locked, so our professor had to let indoors — even at night. him in. He nodded at the professor It didn't seem like a huge problem as he entered the classroom and before. I thought maybe the bros said, "Sorry I'm late, bro." could live in harmony with the rest The professor didn't seem of us. We might even have our own fazed. Bros are known for using little segments of bro culture inside the word "bro" at least once every us. Is words, so why should he have Sidenote: As I'm typing this, a been surprised? And this was a young woman walks by wearing a ski bro, meaning it's likely "bro" sweatshirt that says, "Cool swag, became a regular part of his vobro." Point proven. The bro is cabulary shortly after his first trip emerging from the best of us. down a mountain. (The ski-bro is The policy of The Daily Utah Chronicle is to correct any error made as soon as possible. If you find something you would like clarified or find unfair, please contact the editor at 801-581-8317. 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Pt 'sitittrflork atm' ACROSS 1 Cuisine featuring nam prik 5 Identifies 9 Counterpart 13 Mezzo-soprano Marilyn 15 1968 Best Actor nominee for "The Fixer" 17 A blimp may hover over one 18 Induce squirming in, perhaps 19 Coat that's easy to take off al French loanword that literally means "rung on a ladder" a2 Colors 2.4 Perfect a5 It was MSNBC's highest-rated program when canceled in 2003 Z6 Antique shop purchase 29 Wizard's garment 30 Paper assets 36 Device with a hard disk 37 It has a denomination of $1,000 38 Homeric character who commits matricide ti Weapons used to finish off the Greek army at Thermopylae What a robot might resemble 47 To the left 48 Psychedelic 1968 song featuring a lengthy drum solo 51 What a whatnot has 52 Like molasses 53 Danger for a climber 54 President's daughter on "The West Wing" 55 Alternative to "your" 56 Company whose Nasdaq symbol is the company's name 57 Keep alive, as a fire 46 DOWN 1 Showed a bit more friendliness 2 Poet who gave us "carpe diem" 3 Singer at Barack's inauguration 4 Poor 5 Hymn sung to Apollo 6 Trees in Gray's country churchyard 7 Kaplan who co-hosted six seasons of "High Stakes Poker" 8 Acknowledge a commander's entrance, maybe 1 up, bro? Apparently a bro for life.) If this sad incident isn't a sign that respect in our society has died, I don't know what is. I remember getting reprimanded for not addressing a substitute teacher as "ma'am" in elementary school. And now we have digressed to "bro" for college professors. Where does that put the elementary school substitutes then? They're not as qualified as college professors, so maybe kids nowadays call them "homie?" Bro-speak is an insult to the English language. Luckily, someone was kind enough to come up with the Bro-Speak Translator. If I want to communicate with a bro, I can just type a phrase into the translator and it will tell me exactly how to clearly converse with the bro. For example, "Hey, how are you? I didn't go to class today. What did you guys do?" becomes, "Yo, sup? I didn't hit up class today. What the f*** did you dawgs do?" 2 3 4 13 5 14 6 No. 0224 7 9 8 10 11 12 18 21 22 Others find you full of surprises; even you might be surprised by some of your choices. Someone affempts to control you today. Taurus (April 20-May 20) 26 31 32 27 28 Gracefully back away from an unpleasant conversation.You have the ability to get through a problem. 29 33 34 36 35 II 37 1) 38 30 31 42 43 44 45 46 4 1, Cr 80 53 cc?. Aries (March 21-April 19) 23 8 24 www.dailyutahchronicle/horoscopes This year you are direct and upbeat.You frequently are energized by the excitement that defines your life. However, you can and will become difficult if you are pushed or encounter controlling behavior. Consider walking away from manipulative people. Live your life well. Give your personal life higher priority. Build greater security through your finances, and also through a strong emotional bond. ")(1 19 l.cousin@ chronicle.utah.edu Today's Birthday: m 15 17 30 Full horoscopes available online: Horoscopes Edited by Will Shortz This is especially useful when your only option to find out what homework you missed is from a bro. Just visit brospeak.com and your bro-related problems will be answered. Bros, please tone it down a little. I genuinely feel pain inside when I hear the infamous communist dictator referred to as Broseph Stalin or the TV personality referred to as Brosie O'Donnell. Not to mention the phrase, "Cool story, bro," which has successfully ruined all parts of the internet. The clothes I can stand. We've all made terrible fashion choices before — just look at the '90s. But the language is what ruins it. If bros could speak in a respectable manner, at least around non-bros, they would be well respected and maybe even revered. So come on, bro, you're a college student. Step up and start speaking like one. neD Gemini (May 21-June 20) Be more aware of your spending and your commitments. The unexpected occurs, and you could be a bit shocked. Cancer (June 21-July 22) You beam, and others respond. This celebratory mood sets the right tone for the weekend. Still, you have some hoops to jump through. Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) You might want to rethink your plans, especially if you don't feel up to snuff or just want some downtime. Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) You might need to be around crowds or handle a meeting or two. Put a distinct barrier between the day and the night. SI Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) You are on top of your responsibilities. Complete what you must, but also schedule some personal time. Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Look at the big picture and where you are heading.You could be overwhelmed by everything that is going on. Tonight: Eat out. )e l Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) VS Be direct with others. Playing games does not behoove you. Be aware of others and their implicit demands. Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) You could be taken aback by everything that is happening with others. Could you possibly have triggered this behavior? ""/ Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb.18) AIN/ Focus on clearing out any errands or other not-so-exciting matters in order to really enjoy your weekend. )4 Pisces (Feb.19-March 20) Think "forgiveness" when someone acts up. Why would you ruin your weekend with angry thoughts? Your creativity reaches a new level. 55 PUZZLE BY PATRICK BERRY 9 Pizza sauce 28 Business often 42 located near an interstate Disobey the rule? 43 Baltimore's Park 44 Begin with enthusiasm 45 Got a lot of laughs out of 47 1980s Tyne Daly role 49 Small quantity 50 Surrealism forerunner 51 Buddy 1i) Not going with the flow? Round-bottomed container 30 12 Letter on Kal-El's costume 32 14 One hanging at a temple It's all in your head 16 20 Christmas green? 23 Gets the gist Dimwit 25 27 "I hate it when that happens!" 31 33 Obstruct Trunk item Too accommodating for one's own good Once-autonomous people of southern Russia 34 Sober 35 39 40 Nonwoody plant parts Senate sheets Make possible Top tweets @colleeenbaby Dear Utah gymnasts, I love all of you, and want to be on your team more than anything. 29 March @seesallyann Sally Ann Dexter Downtown SLC:Temple Square & shopping center right next to each other, clearly showing the relationship b/w church & market. #anthroprobs 9 March @eI_cuchillo Bill Corbett For some reason, knowing that a doom metal band is from Utah makes them that much more epic. 28 March |