University of Utah Student Newspapers | 2005-12-02 | Page 3

Friday, December 2, 2005 UTAH CHRONICLE PEEPING TOM that game turn out for you? Oh yeah, you lost! I would not go around saying how BYU will dominate and how BYU students can hold bragging rights for the next year until it actually happens. Here is a title for your next editorial: 'There is always Brigham Young University The Daily Universe In a letter to the editor published Nov. 30, Matthew Lindstrom wrote, "Shame on the BYU Police and football events Patrick Muir staff! At the last football game, they sat back idly, allow- next year!'" Boo YA! ing Ute fans to run all over our field. I watched and did not see a single ofIn the article "Emotions beat Couficer stop any Ute fan as they skipped gars," The Universe reports, "There merrily onto the field. If they are so is more to football than just points intent on keeping Cougar fans off scored, yards gained and turnovers. the field, they must do the same for The intangibles of football are often opposing fans—especially our hated overlooked, especially in a rivalry rival to the north. I was ashamed of game. the BYU Police and their inability "For the Cougars on Saturday, emoto keep order, even if it was with a tions got the best of them in a 41-34 bunch of drunken Utes." overtime loss to Utah." New lies believed by BYU stuYes, because all Utes are drunk. Just like all Cougars are sober fairies dents since the game: 1. Emotions are what caused BYU to lose to Utah 41with sticks up their butts. Top 10 lies told by BYU students: 34; 2. Brett Ratliff got lucky because 1. All Ute fans are drunk; 2. The BYU he can't pass or run; and 3. Quinton football team is good; 3. We are the Ganther's rocket launcher had nothHarvard of the West; 4. We're better ing to do with it. than Utah; 5. Ugly girls count; 6. Our campus has diversity; 7. Santa Claus Weber State University is real; 8. Lime Jell-0 is just as good The Signpost if dyed Cougar blue; 9. John Beck is In the recent article "Creative cute when he cries and does not look Christmas date ideas," published like he's 12; and 10. Yes, I'm a virgin. Nov. 30, The Signpost reports, "It's In a letter to the editor published beginning to look a lot like Christmas Nov. 22, Tyson Horrocks wrote, and love is in the air. Christmas can "Whoever wrote the editorial last be one of the most romantic times of Thursday regarding the rivalry game, the year. It's the perfect time to get I would like to hear your response as your special one, bundle up and go to how that game turned out. It must sledding, make snowmen or see the have taken some guts for you to tell lights." the BYU fans to act unsportsmanlike, It's also the perfect time to fail a fito accuse the Utah coach of selling nal, fall into debt, break an ankle ice out because he accepted a good job, skating, get frost bite and celebrate and to accuse us Utah fans at BYU of Hanukkah. Happy Holidays, being traitors...By the way, how did [e-mail] ROBERT OLPIN IS BEING REMEMBERED THIS AFTERNOON BY THE COLLEGE OF FINE ARTS continued from Page 1 thored with Ann Orton and Thomas Rugh. Like his final book, Olpin's legacy was centered on promoting Utah art. "He's credited with putting Utah art on the map," said Heidi Makowski, director of development for the College of Fine Arts. "That makes it sellable and recognizable outside the state." If you speak about Utah art to anyone in the community, his name REMEMBERING is probably going to come up, Peterson said. She added that Utah art wouldn't have an identity without Olpin. Returning to the U after earning a doctorate degree at Boston University in 1971, Olpin is credited with establishing the U's art history program. "Even now, it's pretty much what he developed," Peterson said. That's why he became so interested in Utah art. When American art came to be seen as something original and distinct from European art, scholars became interested in regional schools, she explained. Olpin created an 18-part telecourse called "Art Life in Utah" for KUED to explain the contributions of Utah artists to the larger national scene. Olpin also authored 16 books on art history and Utah art, served as a professor of art history at the U for Robert Olpin Dec. 2nd „ 4 4 to 6p.m in* Alvin Gittins Gallery in the Art Building^ Short remarks made at 4:30 p.m. Open to the public 34 years and as dean of the College of Fine Arts for 10 years, created the College of Fine Arts Advisory Board and completed projects that fill 42 single-spaced pages in his curriculum vitae. [e-mail] LOS ANGELES GIRL MEETS SALGADO : continued from Page 1 Kiley Hart, an aspiring documentary photographer from Los Angeles, meets her idol, Sebastlao Salgado, the acclaimed Brazilian photojournallst who focuses his work on political issues. tion," Shingleton said. Although the meeting was cut short because of Salgado's busy schedule, it turned out to be a lasting experience for the young photographer. "This whole experience has been really moving," Kiley Hart said. "Salgado is a role model of what I can and hope to do for the rest of my life." During their meeting, Salgado gave his young fan advice from his career in photography. He explained to her the misconceptions and problems behind issue-rointcd photography. "Most people think that you can't be both an artist .md a political activist, but it's our job to prove them diffurent," Salgado said. "It's truly refreshing to meet people who understand the power of helping others. It's so hard for so many people, especially teenagers, to understand that," Kiley Hart said. [e-mail] HEALTH SCIENCE BRIEFS U pediatrician receives national recognition guidelines were established for the treatment of muscuJ. Michael Dean, professor loskeletal conditions such as and vice chairman of the De- tendonitis, carpal tunnel synpartment of Pediatrics at the drome and pinched nerves. U, received the 2005 DistinSeveral other states are also guished Career Award from adopting the guidelines, and the American Academy of Pe- the committee was recently diatrics in November for his credited with a 35 percent reachievements in the field of duction in worker compensapediatric critical care. tion costs in California. Dean was the sole recipient of the award from the U doctor revives academy's critical care sec- National MS Society award tion at its national conference in Washington, D.C.Dean has Paul LaStayo, associate proalso served on the U Medical fessor of physical therapy, was Group Board and Executive awarded $44,000 to explore the Committee. positive effects of exercise on people with multiple sclerosis from the Utah State Chapter of University Hospital the National MS Society. Foundation hires new LaStayo is one of 300 investidevelopment directors gators worldwide whose work The University Hospital is supported by the society. Foundation at the U's Health LaStayo will be developing Sciences Center hired Andrea an exercise program that can Barnes and Dennis Jolley as improve muscle strength and its two new development di- keep energy levels high. rectors. MS is a chronic neurological Barnes came from the Wa- disease with symptoms includterford School in Sandy, where ing muscle spasms, numbness she was the director of devel- in limbs and paralysis. opment and oversaw the funding of the fine arts complex as School of Medicine's new well as annual and scholarship research building opens funds. Jolley was the head of The Joanne and Richard McThe $46 million Emma EcGillis School in Salt Lake City. cles Jones Medical Research He directed the renovation of Building opened Nov. 29. the campus and established the The building includes 21 school's first capital campaign. state-of-the-art laboratories and brings together various Health director appointed U researchers who were prein separate buildings, to chair National Practice viously including the department of Guidelines Committee biochemistry and the patholKurt Hegmann, director of ogy department's division of the U's Rocky Mountain Cen- cell biology and immunology. ter for Occupational and En- U researchers and profesvironmental Health, was ap- sors Wesley Sundquist and pointed to head the American Christopher Hill, who recentCollege of Occupational and ly published their work on the Environmental Medicine's AIDS virus, attended the ribPractice Guidelines Commit- bon-cutting ceremony. tee. The ACOEM practice Compiled by Morgan RatdifTe SENSATIONAL! -Kenneth Turan FRESH AND FIERCE! THE LAUGHS CUT TO THE BONE. ALL THE PERFORMANCES ARE FLAWLESS." GINGRICH: AMERICA COULD DIE ornament representing the United States. "The elites are so frightened by Iraq that no one wants to talk about Iran," Gingrich said. "We need to stand and continued from Page 1 say, 'We're stronger, we'll hurt you.' We need to beat these ing." He said intervention in Iraq people overseas before they has been a failure and criti- come to our country with nucized the government for not clear or biological weapons setting up an Iraqi interim and kill us." government or patrolling While he recognized what streets alongside Iraqi police he said was radical, Gingrich two years ago. said so is letting the United "It was a terrible mistake States fall apart. that has cost the president "We're either going to be and cost 1,500 lives," he said. serious about getting this However, he added that win- country's future organized ning is a predicate for a suc- and winning the future, or cessful future. we're going to keep decayHe warned that the United ing," he said. States cannot be intimidated U College Republicans by the current situation in President Yana Jurovitzki said Iraq, and said we must con- the event gave U students front Iran, whose leader connections to in-state politicalled for the elimination of cians while educating them. 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