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Show ™ SUMMER UTAH CHRONICLE ARTS&ENTERTAINMENT Wednesday, June 13, 2005 The Bottom, | Ine . advice for the romantically disenfranchised Splitting the check Don't expect your partner to pay for everything—equality is the key the Wendy's drive-thru because he can't scrape together some change for the dollar menu? I mean, I know "I've been seeing this guy for we women finally got the vote, but about two months now and everydoes that mean we also get the bill, thing is great. Not that I care a lot too? about money or anything, but he never takes me out on dates. We're According to the U.S. Department a/ways hanging out at my place, or of Commerce and the U.S. Census his friends'or whatever. Whenever Bureau Report of 2000, there is still we do go anywhere or get beer, I'm a 30 percent wage gap between men always the one to pay. It's starting and women who perform the same to really bug me that he never even job. I'm pretty confident that your offers. Danni, I don't want to seem new beau can afford to cover this difmaterialistic, but I just think it's rude ference when you two go out. for him not to pay for me sometimes. Don't let him take the women's I know we're not officially 'together' liberation movement out of context. yet, but I still think it's lame. Do I just There are still social etiquettes to not bring my wallet next time, or do I consider in the dating scene. The talk to him about it?" lost ait of being a "gentleman" may make a comeback yet. Dear "Short-Changed," Men have good reason, however, So, why did you start paying for not to know how to date women Dear Danni, Danni Nutter Chronicle Advice Columnist these days. We've got Christina Aguilera screaming, "Thanks for making me a fighter!" immediately followed by Jessica Simpson's sultry, "I never felt so beautiful—now that I'm with you!" It's no wonder there are phalli everywhere wondering...which is it? The answer will be different for each woman, but by not voicing your frustration and irritation, you're leaving him to assume this exchange is fine with you. The next time the boys are going for a beer run, offer to put in your share for the cause, but leave it up to the group to contribute the rest. Or, tell him you would like to go on a romantic date. He should instantly make the connection that you would like to be taken out and treated for the evening. If he doesn't, be a little clearer—this is all about communication. You're in a transitional stage in your dating relationship right now, and the pattern of honesty you set will ultimately determine the future integrity of this relationship. During this stage, most individuals tend to participate in some form of role-playing. Fearful of revealing too much about themselves and running the other person off, people are careful to put their best foot forward. This includes, but is not limited to, pretending to be fine with something that you actually object to. I understand For fear of not appearing capable, women demand complete autonomy. We want to be perceived as confident, sexy and in control. We want to be able to change our own flat tire—and still do it in heels. Look back to the kindergarten lesson of sharing. For equality between the sexes to be achieved in a relationship, both parties must contribute—and pay—equally. That is not a threat to female independence. advice@ chronicle.utah.edu Requiem for a Calendar July 13 Wednesday Dragged down by disappointing summer movies? Angry that (SPOILER ALERT!) "War of the Worlds" kept the same old boring ending as the original? Well, here comes the knight in shining Calendar to take you out of your doldrums! We've combed the 99-cent bin at Smith's to bring you the undiscovered gems of film; movies so brilliant, only cheap moms with ADHD children will buy them. From the mind of Renny Marlin comes the drenched horror spectacular Aguabats (@ In the Venue $15, 7 p.m.). With the tagline: "Dolphins now have an enemy in the underwater sonar wars," you can't go wrong with gilled pseudo-rodents fighting with porpoises for the title of top echo-locater, all with a group of stranded deep-sea plankton fishermen caught in the middle. Action movies not up your alley? Mow about a prim, artsy Ukranian drama? Devotchka (@ Ego's $12, 6 p.m.), Russian for "Devoted Vodka," follows a young alcoholic woman who falls in love with her building super. Unfortunately, she falls down the stairs and becomes an invalid and thus is relegated to staring out at the squalid city from her cramped room for the last two hours of the show. But oh, the nuances of her gaze! Um...this pretty much speaks for itself. "Care Bear Stare!" A nice day for a witty 'Wedding' Charm of Wilson, Vaughn save 'Crashers' from romantic comedy pitfalls "Wedding Crashers" trouble scoring night in and night out with all the horny bridesmaids they can find. The guys eventually decide to crash "the Kentucky Derby of weddings"—that of the eldest daughter of U.S. Treasury Secretary William Cleary (Christopher Walken). Of course, both John and Jeremy get into trouble with two of Cleary's other daughters. John falls in love at first sight with Claire (Rachel McAdams), and Jeremy takes the virginity of Gloria, who turns out to be what Jeremy ••• calls a "Stage 5 clinger"—in other words, after one night, she's already talking about marriage Chris Bellamy and kids. "We're going to be so happy togethChronicle Writer er!" she beams. "Wedding Crashers" is billed as "A David John and Jeremy get unwittingly stuck with Dobkin Film," but that couldn't be more of a the Cleary family, and "Wedding Crashers" misnomer. This raunchy comedy belongs sole- turns into one of those movies where the charly to its stars, Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn. acters have to keep up a Big Lie. In this case, It's their chemistry and charisma that make they're "Uncle Ned's kids" and "businessmen the film work and help it overcome Dobkin's from Vermont." ,many missteps. John can't get his mind off Claire, who of John Beckwith (Wilson) and Jeremy Klein course is betrothed to an arrogant jerk, Frank (Vaughn) are divorce lawyers and best friends (Ned Schmidtke), who comes from a similarly whose sole reasons for living are booze and wealthy family. one-night stands—especially the latter. What follows is a fairly typical romantic comThey spend their free time—of which they edy plot, albeit not of the squeaky-clean Tom seem to have a lot—crashing weddings in or- Hanks/Meg Ryan variety. "Wedding Crashers" der to seduce young women who are, as Jer- is a raunchy comedy that features some of the emy puts it, "so aroused by the thought of mar- most uproariously funny sequences since "Bad riage that they'll throw their inhibitions to the Santa." wind." Wilson and Vaughn are ideally cast and Needless to say, John and Jeremy have no single-handedly (or double-handedly) keep New Line Cinema Directed by David Dobkin Written by Bob Fisher and Steve Faber Starring: Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn, Rachel McAdams, Ma Fisher, Ned Schmidtke and Christopher Walken Rated R/119 minutes Opens July 15, 2005 Three out of four stars the film afloat even during its most contrived scenes and plot points. Vaughn's occasional rapid-fire tirades—many of which appear adlibbed—are some of the funniest moments in the movie. Not to be outdone—or, at least not to be too outdone—the two female leads pull their weight as well. Rachel McAdams, best known as the angry teen queen in last year's "Mean Girls," proves once again that she is one of the most tremendously talented young actresses around. Isla Fisher, as the clingy, borderlinepsychotic Gloria, is a genuine scene-stealer. Even Jane Seymour, as Cleary's wife, is quite funny in a very un-Dr. Quinn role. Director Dobkin steps wrong, however, with his treatment of Christopher Walken. Walken has always been a great actor, but has made a career out of hilarious scene-stealing supporting roles—e.g., "America's Sweethearts," "The Rundown" and especially "Pulp Fiction." Unfortunately, in "Wedding Crashers," Dobkin has Walken play the straight man, wasting his comedic talents. Walken is still good, as always, but he could have done so much more had only the filmmakers let him. Dobkin isn't a particularly good director, but "Wedding Crashers" manages to survive anyway, thanks to the charming and laughout-loud funny performances of Wilson and Vaughn. cbellamy@chronicle.utah.edu Thompson's ashes to be blasted from cannon ASPEN, Colo.—Friends and family of gonzo journalist Hunter S. Thompson are preparing to pepper the sky with the late writer's ashes. His cremated remains will be shot into the air Aug. 20 from a cannon installed on a 150-foothigh tower behind his home in Woody Creek. The 67-year-old Thompson, who had been in failing health, shot himself at his home on Feb. 20 after a long andflamboyantcareer. Johnny Depp, a close friend of Thompson's, has hired a Beverly Hills, Calif., events planner to oversee the event, which will be closed to the public. "Hunter meant a lot to me. He was another hero and someone that I got to know very well be- ing to make sure his last wish cause I played him in 'Fear and comes true. Loathing in Las Vegas.' We got I just want to send my pal out very, very close," Depp said in a the way he wants to go out," the recent interview with AP Televi- 42-year-old actor said in the intersion News. view. "He was a great pal, one of my Anita Thompson, the writer's best friends. We had talked a cou- widow, said a public commemople of times about his last wishes ration of Thompson will be held to be shot out of a cannon of his later. own design...All I'm doing is tryThe Associated Press Have you ever wondered what it's like to be stranded on an alien world where there is no sound? Dulcie Younger and The Silencers (@ Burt's Tiki Lounge $ 8 , 9:30 p.m.) stars Kris Kristofferson as Col. Younger, who's space pod crashes on Silencia, a planet devoid of any vibration. He must figure out a way to convey a voice message back to his rescuers at NASA, all while fending off the evil Silencers. This movie is quite popular in multilingual theaters. Abysslnians (@ Velvet Room, $17, 7:30 p.m.) was meant to be a dark fright fest, but oddly turns into a farcical musical when the razor-mouthed Abyss lurkers start singing about starry nights and daffodils. It doesn't make much sense, but at least you get to see Dom DeLuise in drag. Ryan Shupe and the Rubberband (@ Galfivan Center 7 p.m., free) is a heartwarming tale of a boy and his best friend-a serial killer who's soul happens to be trapped in a rubber band. As the killer grows dry and less stretchy, Ryan teaches it that there is more to life than flicking people in the forehead. Have tissues ready for the "snappy" ending. Let's take a break from movies for a second and talk about the latest and greatest reality TV show. Dueling Pianos (@ Tavernacle, 9 p.m.) casts two "regular guys," who are both given an endless supply of pianos. The one who kills the other first by dropping the piano on his head is the winner. It may be simple, but it sure is fun to watch someone try to sneak a piano into the roof of an elevator. July 14 Thursday Sequels are often boring retreads, but not the Tupac-less New Orleans Juice (® Egos $ 8 , 8 p.m.), which resumes where the last one left off. Omar Epps is now earning street cred in the Bayou, when Andre 3000 makes him a liquor store robbery offer he can't refuse. Epps has to shoot his way to glory, while still maintaining his cute little image. Come to think of it, this movie sucks! Young high-school band lovers are cute. Especially when one of the lovebirds is a real trumpet! Music Head (@ Velvet Room $ 5 , 7:30 p.m.) You'll be in awww after watching this cute and fluffy hardcore porno. Sarah Lee Guthrle and Johnny Irlon (@ Galllvan Center, free, 7 p.m.) is the untold story of Hitler's dramatic faked death and his eventual rise to fame as Martha Stewart. The title might not make sense, and the box shows something completely different, but it's really about transgendered former Nazis. Trust us. Finally, a Michael Moore documentary chronicling the sad life of a young scholar who must decide between pursuing being a doctor or dying in a frivolous war: College Night/ Dollar Drafts (@ Cabana Club). The scene where George Bush breaks into the young soldier's barracks and castrates him just to be mean seems a bit staged, but who are we to argue with the Michael Moore? |